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Asendavian Government Hotline; We totally didn't steal the idea
Topic Started: Oct 21 2016, 06:20:20 AM (904 Views)
Asendavia
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You ask, we answer. Any question you have we will answer, even if it has nothing to do with Asendavia. If it's amusing enough, that is. Stay safe my friends.
Edited by Asendavia, Apr 29 2017, 01:45:42 PM.
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Y U SO WEAK?




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"Greetings, Asendavian scum," a chilling voice with a light but noticeable Strataric accent spoke. "My identity is not important. Please email me at coloneldemenok@stratmail.stn with a detailed list of Asendavian troop deployments, secret military projects, and the location of naval bases."

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"Interesting question, but in Asendavian 'Why (are) you so weak' means 'Why is Asendavia so much better than Setzna.' It's simple really, we have more beautiful women and we get to have more of them."
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"We'll gladly provide it to you good sir. The email should be sent right... about... now! Good day!

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Furnifold
Apr 29 2017, 02:02:43 PM
New phone. Who dis?
"Dis is teh arr mighty guvernmont of Asindaveia."
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Whaddya mean, there's no caek delivery down here?
Would you be willing in partnering for a joint invasion force?
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Apr 29 2017, 02:28:49 PM
Would you be willing in partnering for a joint invasion force?
"That sounds splendid. What country?"
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Whaddya mean, there's no caek delivery down here?
You know which...
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Apr 29 2017, 02:35:06 PM
You know which...
"Oh this is just marvelous! Of course we'll join in!"
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Whaddya mean, there's no caek delivery down here?
Fantastic. The operation will take place soon.
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"Due to some classified information that I can't leak, put our troops are already ready!"
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Whaddya mean, there's no caek delivery down here?
Excellent. How should we split the loot?
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"Hola mis amigos Estoy llamando a usted para preguntar si usted estį interesado en Comprar cualquier chupar mi polla chupar mi polla riendo mi culo de comer la suciedad que el fuego los perdedores de la alianza."


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Apr 29 2017, 02:43:17 PM
Excellent. How should we split the loot?
"I think 50/50 sounds fair."
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rogueparagon
Apr 29 2017, 02:49:17 PM
"Hola mis amigos Estoy llamando a usted para preguntar si usted estį interesado en Comprar cualquier chupar mi polla chupar mi polla riendo mi culo de comer la suciedad que el fuego los perdedores de la alianza."
"Would you like to suck our cocks instead?"
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Whaddya mean, there's no caek delivery down here?
Did you steal the idea of the hotline off of us?
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*KZSHZTT*ello, this i*KKHSZBKKRT* We wa*KKZRT*ables. We *SZKRT*tatic.
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"What? No! We would never do that!"
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Tretrid
Apr 29 2017, 08:27:53 PM
*KZSHZTT*ello, this i*KKHSZBKKRT* We wa*KKZRT*ables. We *SZKRT*tatic.
"Sorry, couldn't 'ere you there mate. What was that?"
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Whaddya mean, there's no caek delivery down here?
Do you have questions for us, then?
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"When's the operation begin? We're all ready over here."
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Atlae
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Whaddya mean, there's no caek delivery down here?
In a few days, I expect. Possibly even tomorrow.
"Gloria in Terra"

"The pronunciation of "Atlae" is /ętleɪ/. Don't you forget it." AND NOT ALTAE

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"Amazing. I hope this goes well."
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Tretrid
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*KKSZZRT*m *KKRTZHKT*. We *KKRT*nt to l*KHZRT* ca*KKHZRT*

(By the way, there is a serious static problem going on right now.)
MY ACTIVITY IS ON AND OFF AT BEST. I STILL PLAN TO PARTICIPATE IN THE MAGISTERIUM AND ROLEPLAY.

All my characters' names are randomly generated. Any resemblance or match in name with a person in real life is purely coincidental.

"Potentia est ad populum suum"

My name is not "Tetrid."

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Tretrid
Apr 29 2017, 11:02:59 PM
*KKSZZRT*m *KKRTZHKT*. We *KKRT*nt to l*KHZRT* ca*KKHZRT*

(By the way, there is a serious static problem going on right now.)
"What's that? You want a bomb and a pizza? We'll send it right over."
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*KZZHT*e wa*BZZKSHT* ca*KRTZZBST*id.
MY ACTIVITY IS ON AND OFF AT BEST. I STILL PLAN TO PARTICIPATE IN THE MAGISTERIUM AND ROLEPLAY.

All my characters' names are randomly generated. Any resemblance or match in name with a person in real life is purely coincidental.

"Potentia est ad populum suum"

My name is not "Tetrid."

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Atlae
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Whaddya mean, there's no caek delivery down here?
...And we're in! Do you think there's anything more we should do?
"Gloria in Terra"

"The pronunciation of "Atlae" is /ętleɪ/. Don't you forget it." AND NOT ALTAE

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"We should probably just cleanse the area entirely and move new people in."
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