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| Topic Started: Sep 1 2017, 09:47:06 PM (417 Views) | |||||
| Furnifold | Sep 1 2017, 09:47:06 PM Post #1 | ||||
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Previous Archived September Government Previous Archived October Government Previous Archived November Government Previous Archived December Government Previous Archived February Government Finally, the real people are in charge, and we're going to fix this place! Welcome to Absurdistan, as controlled by pop punk record label FBI (Full Baccalaureate Induction ceremony). I'm the person who was forced to be in charge, Brie Dupree. You probably don't recognize our label; w're so deep underground here, we're mainstream in Tretrid. But we've been a fixture of the pop punk scene in Absurdistan for almost ten years now; with current and former acts on our label like THSLVC, My Constant Remembering, Finally... the Truth is Out, and Gene Spurlock. I even used to be in a band, before being forced to manage FBI, so I have a lot of cred built up (before it all got shattered by becoming the man, man). Our main office is in my parent's basement, because even though we write about hating our parents, the truth is that we love them and wouldn't be here without them. Also I'm here because Grand Fenwick sucks and my parents are located way outside the main city. I hate this town. We all hate this town. Contact me or my Bassist-now-Assistant (that's his job title), Kyle Stoner if you want your label to set up shop in Absurdistan and my parent's basement. We've got enough room to crash on the couch down here, don't worry about taking up space. If your label wants to be friends (true friends) with us, put that in your request. If you want to share acts with Absurdistan, we're cool with that too. But don't trash our instruments, and we're not going to help you trash yours. Here's what's rad about Absurdistan: Population: 2.76 million GDP: 181 billion kirib Number of underground venues in Absurdistan: countless Number of pizza-delivery places: 400 My actual true friends: 2 The people who love me: loads Again, if you want to hang with us, contact me or my Bassist-now-Assistant, and we'll get you hooked up with all the gear Absurdistan provides. Peace! Brie Dupree of FBI *A note about Absurdistan, as required by law and by decree of the Foreign Minister's Office: Flag of Absurdistan, with FBI addition:
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"Impress your friends in your obscure knowledge! Read the Real-Life Factbook of Furnifold! View the Royal Republic of Furnifold's Website here Full Factbook of Furnifold Forum Factbook I lasted 4.5 hours in nuclear apocalypse, my people have become irradiated, but I got this ballin' ribbon! "I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down." -Mitch Hedberg | |||||
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| Tuva | Sep 1 2017, 10:07:39 PM Post #2 | ||||
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![]() From the Foreign Ministry's Office of The Republic of Tivot Greetings from your fellow Former Kostuv Republic, The Republic of Tivot! Seeing as you have recently opened up your nation for foreign diplomatic requests, our nation would like to cordially welcome you to the international community! Along with this greeting, we as a nation would like to request the following:
We understand if any of these requests are denied, and hope that our two nations may cooperate more closely in the future! Humbly yours, Ivan Trikolovich Minister of Foreign Affairs The Republic of Tivot ![]() From the Office of Foreign Affairs of The Democratic States of Tuvaltastan Salutations from The Democratic States of Tuvaltastan, As you have recently opened up your nation for discussion with foreign nations, and noting that our two nations share a deep and unique history, we the leaders of Tuvaltastan would like to welcome you to the international community, and would like to request the following:
It is perfectly understood if any requests are denied, and we hope that our two governments may more closely work with each other in the future. Regards, Alyona Petrovavich Secretary of Foreign Affairs The Democratic States of Tuvaltastan |
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| Furnifold | Sep 4 2017, 05:59:29 PM Post #3 | ||||
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Minister Trikolovich of Tivot, We are so happy you have decided to make Absurdistan part of of your diplomatic corps! We will work to ensure that all your diplomatic needs are met with a smile. Our representatives will agree to all of your special requests, and we hope that these frequent flier points will be accepted by your diplomats as a token of our appreciation. Because of our shared national histories and identity, we have decided to bump your first diplomatic voyage with us to First Class, free of charge! We know you have a choice in countries to engage in diplomatic relations with, and we want to thank you for engaging with us. With esteemed pleasure, Jett Sellers Chief Operating Officer of Absurdvani Air, and Foreign Minister of Absurdistan Secretary Petrovavich of Tuvaltastan, We are so happy you have decided to make Absurdistan part of of your diplomatic corps! We will work to ensure that all your diplomatic needs are met with a smile. Our representatives will agree to all of your special requests, and we hope that these frequent flier points will be accepted by your diplomats as a token of our appreciation. Because of our shared national histories and identity, we have decided to bump your first diplomatic voyage with us to First Class, free of charge! We know you have a choice in countries to engage in diplomatic relations with, and we want to thank you for engaging with us. With esteemed pleasure, Jett Sellers Chief Operating Officer of Absurdvani Air, and Foreign Minister of Absurdistan |
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"Impress your friends in your obscure knowledge! Read the Real-Life Factbook of Furnifold! View the Royal Republic of Furnifold's Website here Full Factbook of Furnifold Forum Factbook I lasted 4.5 hours in nuclear apocalypse, my people have become irradiated, but I got this ballin' ribbon! "I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down." -Mitch Hedberg | |||||
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| Jacknotch | Sep 4 2017, 06:10:23 PM Post #4 | ||||
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To: Jett Sellers of Chief Operating Officer of Absurdvani Air, and Foreign Minister of Absurdistan From: Foreign Minister John Smith The Greater Xagrurgian Empire would like to request the following: -Embassy Exchange -Non-Aggression Pact -Diplomatic Recognition -Free Trade Agreement -45-Day Visa Program We hope that we can have a friendly diplomatic |
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| King Rico | Sep 4 2017, 06:18:04 PM Post #5 | ||||
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To: Jett Sellers of Chief Operating Officer of Absurdvani Air, and Foreign Minister of Absurdistan From: Vice President Umsky Elie The Realms of Yor Isles would like to request the following: -Embassy Exchange -Non-Aggression Pact -Diplomatic Recognition -Free Trade Agreement -45-Day Visa Program We hope that this will be the start of a long and prosperous future for both Yor and Absurdistan. |
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| Furnifold | Sep 4 2017, 07:02:19 PM Post #6 | ||||
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Minister We are so happy you have decided to make Absurdistan part of of your diplomatic corps! We will work to ensure that all your diplomatic needs are met with a smile. Our representatives will agree to all of your special requests, and we hope that these frequent flier points will be accepted by your diplomats as a token of our appreciation. We know you have a choice in countries to engage in diplomatic relations with, and we want to thank you for engaging with us. With esteemed pleasure, Jett Sellers Chief Operating Officer of Absurdvani Air, and Foreign Minister of Absurdistan Vice President Umsky Elie of the Realms of Yor Isles, We are so happy you have decided to make Absurdistan part of of your diplomatic corps! We will work to ensure that all your diplomatic needs are met with a smile. Our representatives will agree to all of your special requests, and we hope that these frequent flier points will be accepted by your diplomats as a token of our appreciation. We know you have a choice in countries to engage in diplomatic relations with, and we want to thank you for engaging with us. With esteemed pleasure, Jett Sellers Chief Operating Officer of Absurdvani Air, and Foreign Minister of Absurdistan |
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"Impress your friends in your obscure knowledge! Read the Real-Life Factbook of Furnifold! View the Royal Republic of Furnifold's Website here Full Factbook of Furnifold Forum Factbook I lasted 4.5 hours in nuclear apocalypse, my people have become irradiated, but I got this ballin' ribbon! "I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down." -Mitch Hedberg | |||||
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| Furnifold | Oct 1 2017, 12:09:04 AM Post #7 | ||||
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Absurdistan is under control of Medieval-themed coffee chain Coffief for the month of October. all previous agreements will continue to be honored, and new requests will be considered by Coffief. | ||||
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"Impress your friends in your obscure knowledge! Read the Real-Life Factbook of Furnifold! View the Royal Republic of Furnifold's Website here Full Factbook of Furnifold Forum Factbook I lasted 4.5 hours in nuclear apocalypse, my people have become irradiated, but I got this ballin' ribbon! "I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down." -Mitch Hedberg | |||||
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| The Oan Isles | Oct 5 2017, 07:50:53 AM Post #8 | ||||
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🌐Īta Marama Auditors From: Īta Marama Auditors (Ltd.) To: Ministry of Finance Subject: Promotional Dear Minister of Finance The Īta Marama auditing firm was founded in 1980 by Edwin Īta and Kaha Marama. It opened its first office in La Rochelle and employed 10 staff. Over time it absorbed other firms and gained more clients. With an increase in prominent clients and mergers, the company became the largest auditing firm in the Oan Isles. It has been awarded the Grace University Financial Excellence Award for consecutive years for its excellence in financial, tax and administrative auditing, enterprise risk management and assessment, tax filing, legal, management and financial consulting. The current CEO, Chief Auditor Ana Īta, has announced a program to expand the firm and its operations. Our focus on transparency and accountability has made us stand out among other auditing and accounting agencies in the world. Our reliable and competent staff are some of the best in the world. We work together with universities to cultivate auditos who will maintain and enhance the standard of excellence of the Īta Marama Auditing Firm. We request to open an office in your country that will form part of our international network of auditing firms operating under the "Īta Marama©" brand, and hereby formally apply for a licence to provide services to companies and organisations and hereby formally launch a bid to provide services for the Government of your country. With Respect Ana Īta Chief Auditor Chief Executive Officer Īta Marama Auditors (Ltd.) |
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| Strat | Oct 7 2017, 11:06:51 PM Post #9 | ||||
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Addressed to: Whom It May Concern Greetings. Due to being a fellow capitalist state, the Principality of Ivlya respectfully applies for the following:
Viscountess Vita Tataryn
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| Furnifold | Nov 1 2017, 05:47:04 PM Post #10 | ||||
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Absurdistan is under control of social media app developer MyLyfe for the month of November. all previous agreements will continue to be honored, and new requests will be considered by MyLyfe. | ||||
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"Impress your friends in your obscure knowledge! Read the Real-Life Factbook of Furnifold! View the Royal Republic of Furnifold's Website here Full Factbook of Furnifold Forum Factbook I lasted 4.5 hours in nuclear apocalypse, my people have become irradiated, but I got this ballin' ribbon! "I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down." -Mitch Hedberg | |||||
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| Furnifold | Dec 2 2017, 11:07:23 AM Post #11 | ||||
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Absurdistan is under control of corporate strategic consulting firm Total Business Solutions (Total BS) for the month of December. all previous agreements will continue to be honored, and new requests will be considered by Total BS. | ||||
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"Impress your friends in your obscure knowledge! Read the Real-Life Factbook of Furnifold! View the Royal Republic of Furnifold's Website here Full Factbook of Furnifold Forum Factbook I lasted 4.5 hours in nuclear apocalypse, my people have become irradiated, but I got this ballin' ribbon! "I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down." -Mitch Hedberg | |||||
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| Furnifold | Feb 28 2018, 11:11:04 PM Post #12 | ||||
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The country of Absurdistan decided to take a two-month break, but we've returned! Absurdistan is under control of family-run cleaning services Arrivederci's Cleaners, LLC, for the month of March. All previous agreements will continue to be honored, and new requests will be considered by the Family. | ||||
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"Impress your friends in your obscure knowledge! Read the Real-Life Factbook of Furnifold! View the Royal Republic of Furnifold's Website here Full Factbook of Furnifold Forum Factbook I lasted 4.5 hours in nuclear apocalypse, my people have become irradiated, but I got this ballin' ribbon! "I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down." -Mitch Hedberg | |||||
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| King Rico | Mar 1 2018, 10:18:31 PM Post #13 | ||||
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Email To: Nicolo Tessio Greetings, it has been written across the Kuthern parliament to uplift sanctions on the Nation of Absurdistan, these sanction where put into place following the incident with flight attendants of your nation. We will like to hope you will not pull a stunt like that anymore and will be happy to pardon your soldiers for there crimes if you pay for the repair of our stealth ship. The total cost for repair is estimated at 1.1 Billion SHD, And following the pay we will return the rest of the militants back to there home country. Following this the ban on travel between our nations will be lifted and all previous agreements will be reinstated. Sincerely AOF Bevan Bowen, Royal Kuthern Navy |
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| Arnold | Apr 8 2018, 12:45:37 AM Post #14 | ||||
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I <3 Assassins Creed
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Hello, Kolosia would like to request. Non-Aggression Pacts Alliance Pacts Free Trade Pacts Visa Programs Diplomatic Recognition Foreign Minister: Drago Munch |
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| Furnifold | Jun 1 2018, 10:04:09 AM Post #15 | ||||
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After another 3 month break, Absurdistan has returned! Absurdistan is under control of pop punk record label FBI, for the month of June. All previous agreements will continue to be honored, and new requests will be considered by FBI. | ||||
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"Impress your friends in your obscure knowledge! Read the Real-Life Factbook of Furnifold! View the Royal Republic of Furnifold's Website here Full Factbook of Furnifold Forum Factbook I lasted 4.5 hours in nuclear apocalypse, my people have become irradiated, but I got this ballin' ribbon! "I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down." -Mitch Hedberg | |||||
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