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Embassy of Absurdistan
Topic Started: Sep 1 2017, 09:47:06 PM (417 Views)
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Finally, the real people are in charge, and we're going to fix this place!

Welcome to Absurdistan, as controlled by pop punk record label FBI (Full Baccalaureate Induction ceremony). I'm the person who was forced to be in charge, Brie Dupree. You probably don't recognize our label; w're so deep underground here, we're mainstream in Tretrid. But we've been a fixture of the pop punk scene in Absurdistan for almost ten years now; with current and former acts on our label like THSLVC, My Constant Remembering, Finally... the Truth is Out, and Gene Spurlock. I even used to be in a band, before being forced to manage FBI, so I have a lot of cred built up (before it all got shattered by becoming the man, man).

Our main office is in my parent's basement, because even though we write about hating our parents, the truth is that we love them and wouldn't be here without them. Also I'm here because Grand Fenwick sucks and my parents are located way outside the main city. I hate this town. We all hate this town. Contact me or my Bassist-now-Assistant (that's his job title), Kyle Stoner if you want your label to set up shop in Absurdistan and my parent's basement. We've got enough room to crash on the couch down here, don't worry about taking up space. If your label wants to be friends (true friends) with us, put that in your request. If you want to share acts with Absurdistan, we're cool with that too. But don't trash our instruments, and we're not going to help you trash yours.

Here's what's rad about Absurdistan:
Population: 2.76 million
GDP: 181 billion kirib
Number of underground venues in Absurdistan: countless
Number of pizza-delivery places: 400
My actual true friends: 2
The people who love me: loads

Again, if you want to hang with us, contact me or my Bassist-now-Assistant, and we'll get you hooked up with all the gear Absurdistan provides. Peace!

Brie Dupree of FBI


*A note about Absurdistan, as required by law and by decree of the Foreign Minister's Office:


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From the Foreign Ministry's Office of The Republic of Tivot


Greetings from your fellow Former Kostuv Republic, The Republic of Tivot!

Seeing as you have recently opened up your nation for foreign diplomatic requests, our nation would like to cordially welcome you to the international community! Along with this greeting, we as a nation would like to request the following:


  • Embassy Exchange
  • Non-Aggression Pact
  • Diplomatic Recognition
  • Free Trade Agreement
  • 45-Day Visa Program


We understand if any of these requests are denied, and hope that our two nations may cooperate more closely in the future!

Humbly yours,
Ivan Trikolovich
Minister of Foreign Affairs
The Republic of Tivot





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From the Office of Foreign Affairs of The Democratic States of Tuvaltastan


Salutations from The Democratic States of Tuvaltastan,

As you have recently opened up your nation for discussion with foreign nations, and noting that our two nations share a deep and unique history, we the leaders of Tuvaltastan would like to welcome you to the international community, and would like to request the following:


  • Embassy Exchange
  • Diplomatic Recognition
  • Non-Aggression Pact
  • Free Trade Agreement


It is perfectly understood if any requests are denied, and we hope that our two governments may more closely work with each other in the future.

Regards,
Alyona Petrovavich
Secretary of Foreign Affairs
The Democratic States of Tuvaltastan




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Minister Trikolovich of Tivot,

We are so happy you have decided to make Absurdistan part of of your diplomatic corps! We will work to ensure that all your diplomatic needs are met with a smile. Our representatives will agree to all of your special requests, and we hope that these frequent flier points will be accepted by your diplomats as a token of our appreciation. Because of our shared national histories and identity, we have decided to bump your first diplomatic voyage with us to First Class, free of charge!

We know you have a choice in countries to engage in diplomatic relations with, and we want to thank you for engaging with us.

With esteemed pleasure,
Jett Sellers
Chief Operating Officer of Absurdvani Air, and Foreign Minister of Absurdistan



Secretary Petrovavich of Tuvaltastan,

We are so happy you have decided to make Absurdistan part of of your diplomatic corps! We will work to ensure that all your diplomatic needs are met with a smile. Our representatives will agree to all of your special requests, and we hope that these frequent flier points will be accepted by your diplomats as a token of our appreciation. Because of our shared national histories and identity, we have decided to bump your first diplomatic voyage with us to First Class, free of charge!

We know you have a choice in countries to engage in diplomatic relations with, and we want to thank you for engaging with us.

With esteemed pleasure,
Jett Sellers
Chief Operating Officer of Absurdvani Air, and Foreign Minister of Absurdistan
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To: Jett Sellers of Chief Operating Officer of Absurdvani Air, and Foreign Minister of Absurdistan
From: Foreign Minister John Smith

The Greater Xagrurgian Empire would like to request the following:
-Embassy Exchange
-Non-Aggression Pact
-Diplomatic Recognition
-Free Trade Agreement
-45-Day Visa Program

We hope that we can have a friendly diplomatic and financial relationship with the nation of Absurdistan.
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To: Jett Sellers of Chief Operating Officer of Absurdvani Air, and Foreign Minister of Absurdistan
From: Vice President Umsky Elie

The Realms of Yor Isles would like to request the following:
-Embassy Exchange
-Non-Aggression Pact
-Diplomatic Recognition
-Free Trade Agreement
-45-Day Visa Program

We hope that this will be the start of a long and prosperous future for both Yor and Absurdistan.
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Minister Trikolovich of Tivot John Smith of the Greater Xagrurgian Empire,

We are so happy you have decided to make Absurdistan part of of your diplomatic corps! We will work to ensure that all your diplomatic needs are met with a smile. Our representatives will agree to all of your special requests, and we hope that these frequent flier points will be accepted by your diplomats as a token of our appreciation.

We know you have a choice in countries to engage in diplomatic relations with, and we want to thank you for engaging with us.

With esteemed pleasure,
Jett Sellers
Chief Operating Officer of Absurdvani Air, and Foreign Minister of Absurdistan



Vice President Umsky Elie of the Realms of Yor Isles,

We are so happy you have decided to make Absurdistan part of of your diplomatic corps! We will work to ensure that all your diplomatic needs are met with a smile. Our representatives will agree to all of your special requests, and we hope that these frequent flier points will be accepted by your diplomats as a token of our appreciation.

We know you have a choice in countries to engage in diplomatic relations with, and we want to thank you for engaging with us.

With esteemed pleasure,
Jett Sellers
Chief Operating Officer of Absurdvani Air, and Foreign Minister of Absurdistan
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Absurdistan is under control of Medieval-themed coffee chain Coffief for the month of October. all previous agreements will continue to be honored, and new requests will be considered by Coffief.
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Dear Minister of Finance

The Īta Marama auditing firm was founded in 1980 by Edwin Īta and Kaha Marama. It opened its first office in La Rochelle and employed 10 staff. Over time it absorbed other firms and gained more clients. With an increase in prominent clients and mergers, the company became the largest auditing firm in the Oan Isles. It has been awarded the Grace University Financial Excellence Award for consecutive years for its excellence in financial, tax and administrative auditing, enterprise risk management and assessment, tax filing, legal, management and financial consulting.

The current CEO, Chief Auditor Ana Īta, has announced a program to expand the firm and its operations. Our focus on transparency and accountability has made us stand out among other auditing and accounting agencies in the world. Our reliable and competent staff are some of the best in the world. We work together with universities to cultivate auditos who will maintain and enhance the standard of excellence of the Īta Marama Auditing Firm.

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Absurdistan is under control of social media app developer MyLyfe for the month of November. all previous agreements will continue to be honored, and new requests will be considered by MyLyfe.
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Absurdistan is under control of corporate strategic consulting firm Total Business Solutions (Total BS) for the month of December. all previous agreements will continue to be honored, and new requests will be considered by Total BS.
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The country of Absurdistan decided to take a two-month break, but we've returned! Absurdistan is under control of family-run cleaning services Arrivederci's Cleaners, LLC, for the month of March. All previous agreements will continue to be honored, and new requests will be considered by the Family.
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Greetings, it has been written across the Kuthern parliament to uplift sanctions on the Nation of Absurdistan, these sanction where put into place following the incident with flight attendants of your nation. We will like to hope you will not pull a stunt like that anymore and will be happy to pardon your soldiers for there crimes if you pay for the repair of our stealth ship. The total cost for repair is estimated at 1.1 Billion SHD, And following the pay we will return the rest of the militants back to there home country. Following this the ban on travel between our nations will be lifted and all previous agreements will be reinstated.

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Hello, Kolosia would like to request.

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After another 3 month break, Absurdistan has returned! Absurdistan is under control of pop punk record label FBI, for the month of June. All previous agreements will continue to be honored, and new requests will be considered by FBI.
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