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| Topic Started: Oct 27 2017, 08:16:35 PM (156 Views) | |
| King Rico | Oct 27 2017, 08:16:35 PM Post #1 |
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(Music plays as Jonatan enter the stage) Welcome lady's and gentlemen i'm your host Jonatan Collazo, now folks Luez rico has been on a role this week. Just this morning he signed the Sugar Bill. Which brings us to our New Segment "God Dammit Rico"!! (Crowds cheer) ![]() You know from the threats of Nuclear Assimilation from Prussia to a war in Adumara what exactly do we need a suger tax for, if it makes some money ill just work the pole. ( Random toon played on the piano) This is not the first ludicrous law Rico has passed how could we forget Tax on trees i mean what the hell what could you possible get out of trees, its like the Parliament just sits around and discuss trees, "Tax the trees Tax the Trees!!" meanwhile the Green Party screams "Tax The President!!" (Jonatan chuckles a little). Or the 50 cent tax on any pops over 32 ounces, 32 Ounces Mr.President the drink comes with your food!! Here let me do my impersonation of Rico " I'm Royal President and the Queen loves me, here let me create a crazy tax that we thinks sounds cool. A googoo gaga", for petes sakes Repeal these silly taxes Mr.President. That people is the Goddammit Rico Segament!! So going into the news today, the war in Adumara is in full heat just the other day actually the Adumaran news agency sent shots at Kuthernburg just look at this. (Camera Plays a clip from the news) Kuthernburg had dubious diplomatic connections. It is a member of the Fire Pact Alliance. Okay lets stop right there, were not apart of the FPA you silly baboons were in the NSTO how can you mix the two up, one is a Defense pact the other is a Military Alliance, come on ANN get your stuff together. Lets see what else they said. Kuthernburg has proven itself to have imperialistic ambitions. It joined the Auroran War under the guise of "protecting its allies". Kuthernburg soon assumed a prominent role, invading Xagrurg and Yor, bringing the latter into its sphere of influence. Hahahaha, Are you serious (Crowd laughs) I-I'm sorry i thought the war started between Xagrurg and SCE. I mean lets not get me started on Xagrurg because we will defiantly run over. But i dont recall any Kuthern Colony's down there oh but wait this gets better. Kuthernburg's shameless streak of doing business with dictators mounts. Kostromastan will give Kuthernburg Free oil for 12 month at the rate of 730 million barrel limit for the 12 months. The country has also been brought into the Kuthern Empire, but has made no tangible strides to improve the quality of life and the human rights of the people who live there, yet it is shamelessly taking their natural resources. By this point i've lost all hope in the ANN its 730,000 barrels , who exactly is the editor over there, Kostroma is it's own country, to top it off we have completely put billions into rebuilding and updating Kostromastan. Were going to stop right there they also mention Nassad which is Nacata's responsibility and not ours so i don't see why we need to be monitoring what they do. So i felt the need to mention this but today in Bai Lung marks Day 237 of the Richard I'm trial, and i'm no expert in law but if you haven't found this guy guilty by now then i'm not sure if the case needs to keep going (Jonatan starts laughing with the crowd) which is why tonight on the Late Show we created our very own special Autobiography of the Richard Im Trial called "237 Days in Bai Lung Party House" its a good book i think you guys should defiantly read it. Finally the XNNN (Starts laughing) you know that kinda reminds me of this site i use to go to back in highschool ahaha, anyways XNNN news released last Wednesday General Guns Reveals New Main Battle Tank. I applaud you Xagrurg you stop buying cheap tanks from Stratarian. Bravo but who is to say that the tank is not still a peace of crap so we decided to test it out in our own room using a simulator against our newest Leopard 3K7+ and it lost, what did you think we were going let em win.! |
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| King Rico | Oct 28 2017, 09:38:21 PM Post #2 |
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(Music plays as Jonatan enter the stage) Welcome lady's and gentlemen i'm your host Jonatan Collazo, (crowed applauds ) awl stop everyone take a seat. So today the Green Party finally got Parliament to pass the new budget for 2018, what the hell we suppose to have passed this in september. Now i will give them a break because we just accepted the City States, but how the hell could you pass it so fast if you said it never was wrote up to start with. (Crowds laugh, Piano toon played in background) Also in news there's a new freaking Space Station up there according to the FPA newest news article. "Since the disarmament and destruction of the Eternal Wrath that was used during the Four Days' War, the Gondwana nation has stated that the new space station WILL replace their militarized counterpart in order to peacefully complete several missions they had in mind. While it will be smaller than its counterpart, it will definitely share into a more important role such as the testing of the perhaps first ever Space Drones and participating in the clean-up still on going in space. While many still fear of what the new space stations may actually do, the Empire believes that this is a necessary step in order to progress in the world." Oh yea because when one space station being fucked up wasn't enough lets shoot another damn station up there for the eight days war, and this lady and gentleman is why the Green Party voted for Kuthernburg to leave the FPA earlier this year. Lets lets take a second (Jonatan starts laughing) to look at a new segment to the show " FPA: Forever Petty Association " Welcome, you ever wanted to meet a country that had multiple personalities, turns itself into a different government type ever 4 days and has no major Industry? Then visit Vultuca for as low as 22 KDs for a one way ticket to hell!! And when your done with that be sure to go get a nice dosage of Torture from the asendavian camps that they claim don't exist, because when all hope is lost Asendavian Democracy is the Best Democracy!! This lady and gentlemen will conclude our FPA session. (Crowed laughs) We Will Be Back after these commercials to talk with a Author of the newest hit book "A Yellow Horse Called June" Edited by King Rico, Oct 28 2017, 09:48:39 PM.
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