Radio Free Gondwana "The Resounding Cry of Freedom"
27 June 2018
The Red Menace claim Mocambyk and Eurokraine!  CAPTION: East Cerdani tyrant Erich Honecker embraces Samora Machel, supreme dictator of Mocambyk The recent congress of the "FRELIMO" (Front for the Liberation of Mocambyk) has seen the party and young Mocambykan state undergo a radical and horrific change. At the congress, the dictator Machel proclaimed that FRELIMO would be renaming itself as "Partido FRELIMO" (The FRELIMO Party) in an attempt to try and provide legitimacy for the totalitarian party and state. FRELIMO was already well established along Marxist-Leninist lines and had begun forced collectivisation of agriculture and industrialisation since the independence of the country in 2014. Earlier this week, dictator Machel met with the King of Communism, Erich Honecker, in Maputu for a state visit. During their visit the leaders exchanged gifts and ate in lavish banquets while outside the presidential palace thousands of people were starving and thirsty. Their ignorance of their people continued throughout their visit as they travelled across the country, visiting farms and factories filled with actors to try and show how tyrannical communism is "building a new Mocambykan society." This visit happened to directly coincide with both Mocambyk and Eurokraine's inclusion into "The COMMIES", an organisation dedicated to financing dangerous neo-marxist agendas in countries across the globe. Reports have also suggested that Mocambyk has been admitted as a full member to the Berlitow Pact and that East Cerdani may begin providing even more funding for terrorists in the region. This month has been a dark one for democracy and freedom in northern Gondwana. The transition of FRELIMO into a proper Marxist-Leninist party, tyrant Honecker's visit and the creation of "The COMMIES" seems to be the final nail in the coffin for any hopes of democracy and freedom in Mocambyk and Eurokraine.
Citizens forced to eat off plates bearing "Dear Leaders" face  CAPTION: A leaked photo of one of many "Erich Honecker" plates citizens are forced to eat off More troubling news from the rogue state of East Cerdani. Unnamed sources have recently sent us some incriminating evidence of how far the cult of personality surrounding "Dear Leader Erich Honecker" has come in recent years. First it was citizens being forced to wear prescription glasses similar to his and then it was his portrait being hung up in every single room in the country. Now citizens are being forced to eat what little rations they get on plates bearing the image of their dictator, as if to taunt them. Our unnamed source indicated that the text under the image of the tyrant Honecker reads. "Our Dear Comrade Honecker eats well, and so do you thanks to him and the party!" The plates are reportedly one of the few things that citizens are able to afford under the dictatorship with an annual GDP per capita of less than $1,500 per citizen. When we questioned the Honecker regime for questions about the plate they refused to answer and even proceeded to block us on social media and in emails. Although it may come to many as a surprise that people receive food in East Cerdani, the reality is that many people are fed a diet typically consisting of wood shaving soup and sourdough bread while their party leaders enjoy extravagant buffets in their mansions. Even the way they acquire their food is as soulless and drab as their entire country with automated dispensaries giving them their "weekly ration" of the bare minimums to survive in their cramped apartment blocks.
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