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Who would win?
Posted Image Tiger Woods 1 (14.3%)
Posted Image Mr. Gopher 6 (85.7%)
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Who Would Win?; Tiger Woods VS Mr. Gopher
Topic Started: May 2 2005, 03:18:50 PM (213 Views)
Imatron
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It's the golfer versus the gopher! And the battle for the golf feild begins here! (is it too late to have this in the death match?)

Tiger Woods
Location: Real life
Job: Professional Golfer
Strength: Role Model, Good shot
Weakness: Sand traps, water hazards, bad days
Special: Hole-in-one

Mr. Gopher
Location: Caddyshack
Job: Tunneler
Strength: Elusive
Weakness: Licenced to be killed by the government of the United Nations, Odd taste in music.
Special: Steal equipment, evasive maneuvers

Fact: Tiger Woods stared in a mini-movie that was a remake of Caddyshack in which he played Bill Murry's part as the groundskeeper obsessed with killing Mr. Gopher. Unfortnetly I can't find a decent link to it.
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Imatron
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Personally, I think the Gopher beats Golfer! Mr. Gopher is smart, and all he needs to do is steal Tiger's balls and :wtf: that came out wrong. Anyway golf ball and flag stealing Gopher beats Golfer!
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Krechzianko
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Nah. Tiger Woods is multiethnic: he's got kung fu skills from his Chinese half and speed and agility from the African half. He defeats the puny rodent easily.

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Infinite Loop
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Take Off, Eh?
Gophur is teh 1337 and could easily PWN Tiger,

I presume that Imatron has fielded a team for the tourney, Excellent,
More Blood for my team
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Gophur is teh 1337 and could easily PWN Tiger,

Yep.
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Imatron
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<<<IMATRON-NEO ARCADIA HAS LOGGED INTO THE DEATHMATCH>>>

And the Gopher is beating the Golfer! Sadly, my computer is offically DOA, and I'm working to get it back up. No telling when I'll be back. I'll post Monday with details.
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Quy
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The Gopher is victorious! Is he holding a cropcircle design?
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