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Great Sayings...; Not Shakespear
Topic Started: May 18 2005, 03:08:12 AM (236 Views)
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My GrandFather was a "colorfull" speaker...he salted his stories with phrases like:
"He wouldn't know to piss himself if his pants were on fire"
"My Gawd, somewhere there is a village being deprived"
"That jackass is all hat and no cattle"
Perhaps, not original...yet entertaining in aspect.
Do YOU have a phrase to add??
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I just had a cigarette...and recalled another:
Two things in nature smoke, hot horse piss & cow shit.
well, he had his opinions... :blink:
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Don't forget bad dubs:

Mobile Suit Gundam The Movie:

"You're big enough, but are you bad enough GUN-DAMN?!!"
~Amuro Rai on first finding the Gun-Damn (Gundam)

-There are tons more weird lines like this in the dubbed movie... find it and check it out some time... Or else the Robotronic forces will take your ears...

Transformers Headmasters:

"Ha ha ha! All right, listen up! I'm the Ninja Consultant for the Decepticons, my name is Six-Shot."
~Six-Shot announcing who he is...

Transformers Headmasters is a laugh a minute... It was dubbed into English in Hong Kong... The action & story is very stupid too... Long Live Cyberton!
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"They're very good at detecting talcum powder. If there's any missing kids we'll find them."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4568321.stm

Hilarious.
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