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Random happonings; INSANITY in a TURTLE...
Topic Started: May 22 2005, 07:19:31 PM (197 Views)
Xiopothos Chief Administrator
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Under Blockade, 2 years post-war
a random game pof evenrts. you malke up events that make no sense.
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You walk into a lily pad and crap your pants, then turn ito a small slime blob. You begin looking for your backside, but it is nowhere to be found. You run around screaming, "MY BOTTOM IS GONE!!! AAAH!!!"
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"Xiopothos: All your base are belong to us!"

The Treaty of Rillianon has been signed... the war is over! Huzzah!

"Er...as a sidenote, although I obviously cannot limit voting, I ask that people vote only if they have ACTUALLY READ MY BRIEFS, as opposed to simply following instructions from Pack to "vote for the hive." -Free Pacific States, on the FPS election
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Infinite Loop
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Take Off, Eh?
Your Bottom elated at its newfound Freedom grows a pair of tentacles and slithers off to find an investment banker.
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Xiopothos Chief Administrator
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Under Blockade, 2 years post-war
the banker is a nut case with a studel for a head. He pulls out a gun filled with acid and dumps it on his chest shouting...

"BLUELEAFS ROKZORZ!!!! OOH YEAH!!!!"

Then his head explodes upon your bottom...
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"Xiopothos: All your base are belong to us!"

The Treaty of Rillianon has been signed... the war is over! Huzzah!

"Er...as a sidenote, although I obviously cannot limit voting, I ask that people vote only if they have ACTUALLY READ MY BRIEFS, as opposed to simply following instructions from Pack to "vote for the hive." -Free Pacific States, on the FPS election
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Codex
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Somewhere far away, a pink thing goes 'squilch'
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Xiopothos Chief Administrator
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Under Blockade, 2 years post-war
Next, an ANVIL falls upon the pink thing and your car insurance is savoing yoiu moneywith Geico. For everything else, there's Crapstercard.
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"Xiopothos: All your base are belong to us!"

The Treaty of Rillianon has been signed... the war is over! Huzzah!

"Er...as a sidenote, although I obviously cannot limit voting, I ask that people vote only if they have ACTUALLY READ MY BRIEFS, as opposed to simply following instructions from Pack to "vote for the hive." -Free Pacific States, on the FPS election
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Free Pacific States
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And the crapstercard CEOs get pissed, as their first card was in the pink thing.
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Xiopothos Chief Administrator
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Under Blockade, 2 years post-war
Then, a blue horse miraculously kickes the grojunfd ant he card lands below it. The tail goes up and out comes...

Pistaschio ice cream.
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"Xiopothos: All your base are belong to us!"

The Treaty of Rillianon has been signed... the war is over! Huzzah!

"Er...as a sidenote, although I obviously cannot limit voting, I ask that people vote only if they have ACTUALLY READ MY BRIEFS, as opposed to simply following instructions from Pack to "vote for the hive." -Free Pacific States, on the FPS election
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Which has a book in it.
The Federated Alliance of Free Pacific States | Lyon Republic | Republic of Xiopothos | East Pacific Treaty Organization
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Xiopothos Chief Administrator
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Under Blockade, 2 years post-war
The book was, "Confessions of a Packilvanan"by the hive.

Then,out came...

A cherry pie.
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"Xiopothos: All your base are belong to us!"

The Treaty of Rillianon has been signed... the war is over! Huzzah!

"Er...as a sidenote, although I obviously cannot limit voting, I ask that people vote only if they have ACTUALLY READ MY BRIEFS, as opposed to simply following instructions from Pack to "vote for the hive." -Free Pacific States, on the FPS election
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