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/me pees on you all
Topic Started: Jun 19 2005, 09:03:56 PM (176 Views)
packilvania
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Today's United Nations Report
The Largest Defense Forces (per capita) in The East Pacific

Nations ranked high on this list spend disproportionately large amounts of money on national defense, and are most secure against foreign aggression.
# Nation UN Category Motto
1. FlagThe Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface Corporate Police State "All Hail Nak Nak!!!"
2. FlagThe Armed Republic of VenoreUN Member Corporate Police State "Join Venore! We have television and guns for everyone!"
3. FlagThe Private Property of Humbertsland Corporate Police State "Humbert loves you. Really!"
4. FlagThe Interstellar Hive of Packilvania Compulsory Consumerist State "The Hive needs you. Join now for everlasting unity."
5. FlagThe Most Holy Orthodox Empire of Westminster Compulsory Consumerist State "Parce qu'il est"
6. FlagThe Armed Republic of Schezar Corporate Police State "Save the Queen"
7. FlagThe Confederacy of Esmeria Corporate Police State "Kukkuu"
8. FlagThe Library of Codex Compulsory Consumerist State "Our superiority is not a complex"
9. FlagThe People's Republic of GoodnamesarerareUN Member Inoffensive Centrist Democracy "Bush sucks."
10. FlagThe Haven of Ratadm
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The Wachovia Coalition
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Bah, if you beat out The Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface I'll be impressed.
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Currently in the region as Wachoviasa.

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What good will peeing on everyone in the East Pacific do? It'll just make people want to take more showers!

Waait a minute... is this your goal to raise the water bills on all countries by having them take showers after you peed on everyone?
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Take Off, Eh?
I bet Nak Nak is himself Peeing on you? :tasty:
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bah... Now I smell funny.

*goes to take a shower*
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bah, just wait, the combine strengthened of all my forces is more than a match for you Pack :P, hell even FPS knows that when I last talked to him about it on AIM.
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