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| Topic Started: Jun 26 2005, 10:29:39 PM (415 Views) | |
| Imatron | Jun 26 2005, 10:29:39 PM Post #1 |
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The Outer Limits Guy
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[OOC: What if... we all lived in the same place. What if we all knew each other in the real world? What if we hung out there? This answers that question...] The College Campus The Visual Arts Building Allegro (Imatron's nickname in RL): "Okay (Codex), we ready?" (Codex): Looks at Allegro's schematics, "This is unwise Allegro, but yes we are." To (Packilvania) "What possessed you to give him nuclear waste?" (Packilvania): "Hey, if he wants to nuke the campus fine by me. Besides its his unhealthy obsession, not mine." (Codex): Sighs. Allegro: Finishes arming the nuke and jams it in a hole. "All right." Pulls out a remote and walks over to (Codex) and (Packilvania). Laughs evily, "Now all we need is the target to-" A gopher emerges from a neigboring hole. He sees the nuke. Mr. Gopher: "Eek!" dives back in the hole. Allegro: "SUCK IT GOPHER!" Presses the button. KA-BOOM! (Packilvania): "Damn!" (Codex): "Shouldn't we be dead or something?" Allegro: "Who cares as long as that damn gopher is-" Angry gopher chatter. Mr. Gopher: Pops up in front of the gang, "Nah-nah!" Zips back into his hole. Allegro: "I'll get that gopher if it's the last thing I do (on this campus)!" =====PLAY THEME SONG===== THE EAST PACIFIC: (UN)REALITY EDITION [OOC: I really am gopher obssessed in real life. Sort of like how Bill Murry was in Caddyshackexcept I started with C-4 and am now up to low yeild nuclear weapons. And I still can't catch a gopher.] |
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| Infinite Loop | Jun 26 2005, 10:34:38 PM Post #2 |
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Take Off, Eh?
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nteresting idea, considering I actually would answer to Loop IRL if I had need of it. |
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| Imatron | Jun 27 2005, 04:04:00 PM Post #3 |
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[OOC: The East Pacific Unreality Edition was filmed in front of a dead audience. Don't expect a laugh track.] The College Campus Student Life Center The Student Lounge Allegro: "I'm bored." Copper (Cuz this girl is a coppertop): "Yep." Allegro: "The art gallery doesn't open until a half hour, they woun't let us in and I read this newspaper cover to cover." Copper: "Well, it is hard to coordinate with other people's schedules." Allegro: "True. So, you looking foward to those concerts?" Copper: "Yes, they sound like a lot of fun." Allegro: "Too bad J-Rod and the gang couldn't make it." Copper: "Yeah, I was looking foward to meeting them." Allegro: Looks outside, "Is that a mosquito?"Copper: "Yep." Allegro: "Slightly bigger than a volkswagon?" Copper: "Yep." Allegro: "Did it just suck that poor sap outside dry of all bodily fluids?" Copper: "Yep." Allegro: "Wanna make out?" Copper: "Yep- WHA?" :wtf: Allegro: "Good choice." :luv: Allegro and Copper start snogging. Girlish giggles and laughter comes from the couch they were sitting on. |
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Jun 27 2005, 05:09:04 PM Post #4 |
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The Fluffy Horde
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I'm not sure how people can be involved in this :wtf:
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| Free Pacific States | Jun 27 2005, 05:41:05 PM Post #5 |
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Number One Drone
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Matt ran up to the mosquite, pulling it off the man. "NO! NO! PEACE! ALL WE NEED IS PEACE!" Starts viciously attacking it. |
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| Krechzianko | Jun 27 2005, 05:58:06 PM Post #6 |
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Dictator of the Proletariat
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Ryan, meanwhile, was sitting in his house staring at a computer screen. After hours of staring at various Invisionfree sites with no actual RP progress being made, he went to the kitchen, turned on an episode of M*A*S*H , and ate everything in a 10-yard radius. "Huh...a bunch of dweebs are doing various things outside...that gentleman appears to be playing with a large mosquito..." He then shrugged and continued eating a pack of crackers and gulping a Diet Coke. Somehow he was able to eat this much and barely exerciese, yet still maintain a rather slim 123 lbs. [ooc: that's pretty much my life right now.] |
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Jun 27 2005, 07:10:57 PM Post #7 |
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The Fluffy Horde
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Govind got dropped off by his dad, and took the package at the door he got, passing by the people messing around outside. Apparently Matt was playing with a bug. "What the [Fark] are you doing," he asked all of them, shaking his head. "You're being retarded." He open his package. It came :). |
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| Imatron | Jun 29 2005, 09:31:00 PM Post #8 |
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The Outer Limits Guy
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Allegro: Looks up from the couch, he could swear he heard Matt. "What the?!" Copper: Grabs his head and drags him back, "What's..." kiss, "wrong?" Kiss. Allegro: Takes a breath, "Matt is fighting with that mosquito," More snogging. Copper: "Oh." They finally have a chance to breathe, "Shouldn't we help him?" Scilence. More Snogging. Allegro: "Why? He has to deal with worse." Back to snogging. [OOC: The punchline would be if someone were to start videotaping me and Copper snogging...] |
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| Krechzianko | Jun 29 2005, 09:46:54 PM Post #9 |
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This is the real world, buddy. Don't get your fantasies confused with reality. Zing! |
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Jun 29 2005, 09:54:23 PM Post #10 |
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The Fluffy Horde
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Govind came up to Copper and asked her, "Well now, I'm sure your BOYFRIEND would love to hear this, or do you just want to stop now before it gets worse?" still holding his package. |
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| Imatron | Jun 29 2005, 10:02:38 PM Post #11 |
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[OOC: Ouch. But, something like that did happen to one of her friends. Docutech-Dan videotapped Whitty and Gary sucking face. It was classic. Then he brought the tape in and got a two day in school suspension.] Allegro: Reajusts his bucket hat, "That was fun. We should do it again." Copper: Laughs, "Don't count on it." Allegro: "Oh," hands her bra back, "This belongs to you." Copper: "..." Takes it back, "How do you do that?" Allegro: "I can steal anything baby!" [OOC: It's true. I can steal anything or pick pocket anyone. You'd be amazed what you can learn in college.] Copper: "Right. I'll be in the bathroom." Walks off. Matt is still fighting with the mosquito. The man is free by now. Allegro: Sighs, "I'm the future doctor..." Walks outside. "GIT BACK YOU FREAK!" Starts wrestling with the mosquito, all those years of fighting giant mosquitos, gators and bog beasts in that mean swamp he grew up in paid off. [OOC: My town was a swamp and farmland at one point. Then we built my hometown on it. I live in the former framland area, but my schools are in the former swamp. We have mosquitos larger than a Volkswagon (tm) and more there. I also know how to milk a cow.] Mosquito: Angry buzzing. Flys off. Copper: Sees the struggle, "Way to go Allegro!" Allegro: Looks down at the man. No bodily fluids. "He's dead Matt. Once one of those things grabs ya, yer toast." |
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Jun 29 2005, 10:11:19 PM Post #12 |
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The Fluffy Horde
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"yea, " GOvind replied. "And stop taking her bra. Her boyfriend will be more pissed than what he probably would be once I told him" |
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| Imatron | Jun 29 2005, 10:42:08 PM Post #13 |
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Allegro and Copper looked at each other. Allegro simply rolled his eyes. Good thing he kept his life and particularly his love-life as private as possible. Copper knew him long enough to know what he meant. Copper: To Allegro, "Isn't the gallery going to open soon?" Allegro: "We have fifteen minutes. Let's go to the library. They have a display on the solar system and realitivity. They have lasers and everything." Copper: "Okay..." She knew about his passion for amatuer astronomy. She also liked debating with him about physics. Allegro: "Let's go! too bad you missed that Stanley Milgram exibit. That was cool." They start walking to the library. Copper: "And here I thought your idol was Sam Champion." Allegro: "Shame on you. You've know me for five years and you know Sam is and always will be my hero. I simply think that Milgram's work-" They are out of hearing range. The College Campus The Library The Solar System Exibit Allegro: Looking at a telescope, "Everytime I come here and I see these telescopes I get so jelious. All I ever have to work with is stuff I scavange from a yard sale." Copper: Looking at the hubble images, "Well, if you want to get these kinds of images, I don't think even that telescope will help." Allegro: Stands beside her, "You know, those images were orginally taken in black and white, then colored in Photoshop(tm)?" Copper: "Really?!" Allegro: "Yep. Back when I was into Graphic Design Sob told us about it. I subsequently read an article about it." Copper: "Huh." [OOC: Anyone else in the College Library?] |
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| Krechzianko | Jun 30 2005, 09:18:13 PM Post #14 |
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Ryan walked about the campus, confused as to why he was in a college at age 15. Too lazy and underaged to look for a girl, he read a book and lounged about in the grass. |
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| Free Pacific States | Jun 30 2005, 09:30:17 PM Post #15 |
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As Matt walked away from the rapidly developing crime scene (for some reason, the cops thought a mosquite sucking a human dry was a major event), he noticed Ryan reading The Communist Manifesto. He waved to Ryan, and then turned, surveying the campus. Yet another college tour had brought him here..when he truly had no idea what college he was interested in. But this one had seemed beautiful, and hell, his parents were making him visit places, so why not visit the pretty ones? Crossing the courtyard, he made his way towards the Political Science department, in the building next to the library. Hopefully something interesting would be there. |
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| East Malaysia | Jun 30 2005, 09:47:36 PM Post #16 |
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Ricky drove into the college parking lot, wondering if he would get caught driving with just his learners... then got out of his Jeep and walked over to a tree, sat down and ate an apple he pulled out of his bag. OOC: This looks kinda fun... i wish i had a jeep... |
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| Imatron | Jun 30 2005, 10:00:07 PM Post #17 |
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As Matt walked up to the Political Science Building he saw someone farmiliar in library the window. Allegro! The lone wolf/pretender of the town. And he had his arm around a rather attractive woman. They seemed to be looking at an exibit about the solar system. Perhaphs he sould say "Hi!" Allegro went here and had offered to show him around sometime. The College Campus The Library Solar System Exibit Allegro: Now tinkering with the telescope, "(Packilvania) would love this exibit. I wonder where he is?" Copper: "I have a question of my own." Allegro: "Oh?" Copper: "Why is the APA outside the Visual Arts Building?" Allegro: Nonchalantly, "I detonated a low-yeild nuclear weapon there." Copper: "WHAT?! OH NO! You still have that gopher obsession?!" Allegro: "It doesn't help that a groundhog has recently made its home in my front yard either. I named it Woodward. If you have one by your house, you should name it Bernstien." Copper: :lol: "Good one. But I live on a farm. Groundhogs are a pest." Allegro: "I know. They cause $250,000 in damage a year on crops here. But, you should see my stand up routine. I wrote some new material about my recent job hunt." |
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| Lofturior | Jul 1 2005, 12:36:23 AM Post #18 |
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A figure walked up behind them BE(call me that): How many people did you practice it on slash sue you? |
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Jul 1 2005, 09:10:33 AM Post #19 |
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Noticing Matt, Govind waved. "Hey dude, I didn't know you were coming to look at my college! What's up?" OOC: Yes FPS, you better come tour my college!!!! RIT will be uber fun: www.rit.edu /OOC. |
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| Imatron | Jul 1 2005, 09:29:32 PM Post #20 |
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Allegro: "Hey BE! To answer your question four people." Copper: "Well, why don't you try us next?" Allegro: "Okay... Recently, my allergies came back, and one of my allergies is to dust. And it doesn't help that the shop I work at is in a high dust area. So, I decided to apply for a job else where. I have so far applied to Sears, Target, Best Buy and Barnes and Noble. And Sears, Target and Best Buy require you to take a personality test. Well, I got a letter from Target saying that my results came back and guess what? I'm the first person to ever take one of those tests and the results show I have no personality! NO PERSONALITY?! I have lots of personality. All my girlfriends have said that! Heck they even say I have personality to spare! Of course, they dump me with their next sentence..." |
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ooc: i'm not even going to ask....:P /ooc |
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| Lofturior | Jul 4 2005, 12:06:54 AM Post #22 |
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BE: Where is my lawyer? |
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Jul 4 2005, 12:08:35 AM Post #23 |
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Govind looked around then shook his head....."I'm so horribly confused in this brick city....."
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| Xiopothos Chief Administrator | Jul 4 2005, 07:04:38 PM Post #24 |
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T-bone("T" is the first letter of my REAL name) walked in and popped a tic tac in his mouth. He walked into the campus library and saw Matt and Ryan reading "My Life" by Bill Clinton. "Hey guys, what's up?" [image of him here] ![]() He was actually a midget blue frog man, no more than two feet tall. Thry'dhave to cruch just to shake his hand. |
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Jul 4 2005, 07:11:52 PM Post #25 |
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OOC: is anyone going to interact with me IC in this thread ? /OOC |
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| Imatron | Jul 4 2005, 11:33:22 PM Post #26 |
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Allegro: Looks at his watch, "Crap! Time to go! Copper and I are going to the art gallery for the opening wanna come? It's just down the footpath." |
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Govind looks around then points to himself. "Me? Sure, why not?" and tags along with Allegro and the girl known as Copper. Nice ass, Govind thought, looking at Copper's physique OOC: /OOC
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| Imatron | Jul 5 2005, 04:56:49 PM Post #28 |
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Allegro: Turns around, "Where did you- Nevermind." Taps his bucket hat, "Autobots! Transform and roll out!" En Route Copper: "Too bad you didn't get in Allegro. I really thought that wine bottle design would get in." Allegro: "I was the only Graphic Design entrant. That has to count for something." Copper: "True. True." Allegro: "And Dr. M loved my Cortex box. So getting praise from a real live doctor is another good thing." Copper: "I have a friend who says good things and bad things come in threes. I'm sure the three good things will be coming to you." Allegro: Puts his arm over her, "Well, I count one so far." They arrive at the Visual Arts Building. HAZMAT is still cleaning up Allegro's nuke. "Let's get some cheese!" The Visual Arts Bilding The Lobby- Just outside the Gallery They enter. Allegro: "First to come," Sees babybel cheese. "Woah! I love these things." Takes a few. "Since I've been here I've expanded my palette quite a bit." Copper: Taking some cheese and cookies, "I think I can see why you've attened every gallery opening." |
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Jul 7 2005, 12:31:53 PM Post #29 |
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OOC: Is anyone interacting with me?/ooc |
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| Imatron | Jul 7 2005, 05:17:06 PM Post #30 |
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STOP WITH THE QOUTING AN ENTIRE POST!!! Geez... I dragged your character to the Gallery you know... |
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