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Shadow of the White Dragon II OOC
Topic Started: Jan 23 2007, 06:57:00 AM (894 Views)
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Given rising tensions between the new right wing Government of Bai Lung and Dannistaan, now was a good time to RP the situation as it progresses.
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For now, this will be pretty much a situation purely between Bai Lung and Dannistaan given the distances involved from the Airbusian conflict and the EP mainland in general.
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Well, it looks like Dannistaan will be retaliating hard. :lol:
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Kofi Annan got replaced as Secretary General by Ban Ki-Moon AT LEAST a month and a half ago.

Read the paper. :) But then again if you read some of those lovely British papers, like the Daily Mirror, its no wonder you don't know these things.
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Kofi Annan got replaced as Secretary General by Ban Ki-Moon AT LEAST a month and a half ago.

Read the paper. :) But then again if you read some of those lovely British papers, like the Daily Mirror, its no wonder you don't know these things.


Kofi Annan is a derogatory term for the Dannistrian PM. I'm well aware that the current UN Secretary General is Ban Ki-Moon. I even stated it in my OOC notes on BLCTV News (23rd January in fact) in which I said Kofi Annan is the FORMER UN secretary general, so do please read my previous posts carefully next time :):

ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!!! RESIDENTS OF BAI LUNG!!!!! THE BAI LUNG LIBERATION FRONT WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE FOLLOWNG CHANGES! THE DENDRITE IS NOT TO BE USED, THE NEW CURRENCY IS THE DOLLAR EFFECTIVE AS OF TODAY! THE CAPITAL NOW SING REN, DO NOT ASSUME THAT PYONGJING IS CAPITAL, IT IS NOT! THE ANTHEM IS NOW THE TAIWANESE ANTHEM! I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE DISSIDENT XU LIN WEI HAS BEEN FOUND AND EXECUTED BY OUR PEOPLE!

The masked man holds a bloody, severed head of Xu.

THIS IS THE SEVERED HEAD OF TREACHEROUS AND [POLITICAL] DISSIDENT GENERAL XU LIN WEI! WE ASK KOFI ANNAN* NOT TO NEGOTIATE WITH US! WE DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH ANYONE! IF ANY DANNISTRIAN DIPLOMAT SETS FOOT IN OUR RIGHTEOUS LAND, WE WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO COMMENCE BOMBARDMENT OF ALL MAJOR DANNISTRIAN CITIES WITH OUR MISSILES! I REPEAT, DO NOT SET FOOT HERE! ALL CHINESE DIPLOMATS ARE TO BE SENT BACK AND NEVER TO RETURN! THIS SEVERED HEAD IS A TASTE OF WHAT IS TO COME! ONE FINAL WARNING: DO NOT LISTEN TO THE COMMIES, THEY CLAIM THAT THEY ARE STILL THE LEGITIMITE RULERS! THESE ARE DISGUSTING FABRICATIONS! THEY ARE OFFICIALLY NULL AND VOID! BURN ALL COMMIE STATUES AND POSTERS, CITIZENS! HAIL THE NEW REVOLUTION! HAIL THE REPUBLIC OF BAI LUNG AND HAIL CHAN BAI! XIE XIE!


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*Kofi Annan is just a derogatory nickname for Dannistrian PM P'aanil F'orrlason-Smith who resembles the former UN general.
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"They whine about discrimination. Do you know who is being discriminated against? The Hal'vonnist people of Dannistaan, the ones who created this nation... I am talking about the Dannistrian Hal'vonnist people of the North as well as the East...Communism is racial! A racial minority seized control in Bai Lung and in all her satellite states such as Kelssek, Dovakhan and the Free Pacific States, and many other countries I could name."

-Kelly Minn'ow-Jones, former leader of the Dannistrian National Party
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Ah, but Kofi's legacy will endure for decades. And he's so easy to make fun of.
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Kandarin should just implode from the sheer ridiculousness of it all.
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I mean, no nation could ever sustain that many contradicting belief systems and still exist.
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Feb 15 2007, 05:38 PM
Ah, but Kofi's legacy will endure for decades. And he's so easy to make fun of.

That's very true Kand, I remember the time he came down hard on......

What was that called? Never mind.

What about the time he stood up to......

Who was that guy? Crazy, but there were like four of them at the time, so I don't really know.

Well, he always was impeccably dressed.
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I'll leave it up to the other nations in the EP to RP any of their citizens if they got caught up in the destruction of the South Dannistaan hotel.
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No offence Coocoo but I did get rather annoyed when you posted that thing a moment ago telling me to read the papers. I'm well aware of who's the current UN secretary general. The problem here is that the nationalists are a highly ignorant and moronic bunch hence why they keep refering F'orrlason-Smith as Kofi Annan (and they're going to regret it) when it's obvious that the current UN General is Ban-Ki Moon. By refering to the Dannistrian PM as Annan, it proves that the naionalist are even more out of touch than the commies.
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"They whine about discrimination. Do you know who is being discriminated against? The Hal'vonnist people of Dannistaan, the ones who created this nation... I am talking about the Dannistrian Hal'vonnist people of the North as well as the East...Communism is racial! A racial minority seized control in Bai Lung and in all her satellite states such as Kelssek, Dovakhan and the Free Pacific States, and many other countries I could name."

-Kelly Minn'ow-Jones, former leader of the Dannistrian National Party
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The troops are now moving southwards. Victory is within our grasp! :P
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Just be careful before you post any "Mission Accomplished" banners. :P

On another note, perhaps I'm missing something here, but how would basing aircraft in Coocoostan help Dannistaan in it's war against Bai Lung? I mean, isn't Dannistaan closer by far to Bai Lung?
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Mar 30 2007, 03:25 PM
Just be careful before you post any "Mission Accomplished" banners. :P

On another note, perhaps I'm missing something here, but how would basing aircraft in Coocoostan help Dannistaan in it's war against Bai Lung? I mean, isn't Dannistaan closer by far to Bai Lung?

It's closer to the mainland territories. Which you missed.
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Ahh, right. Forgot about those. Nvm, lol.
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Wow, those fishermen would have to be really nuts to be goin' fishing between two countries at war...
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You've obviously never been to sea for a living Kel. These are the same people who pack way too much gear on their boats and build them one foot short of the regulations, so they save money.
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Nope. Serving food and encouraging inebriation in a mid-range bar/restaurant is all the work I've done so far.

Still, you'd think the large bolded capital letters and the constant explosions would've scared away the fish... or perhaps misfired missiles are actually making things easy for the fishermen.

"Five landed in the water today... they float when they get blown up like that you can just scoop 'em up... just sell 'em to the minced fish factory, they don't care."
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Mar 31 2007, 09:25 AM
Nope. Serving food and encouraging inebriation in a mid-range bar/restaurant is all the work I've done so far.

Still, you'd think the large bolded capital letters and the constant explosions would've scared away the fish... or perhaps misfired missiles are actually making things easy for the fishermen.

"Five landed in the water today... they float when they get blown up like that you can just scoop 'em up... just sell 'em to the minced fish factory, they don't care."

ROFL!

The kidnapped fishermen was my brothers idea, inspired by the goings on right now between Iran and the UK regarding the kidnapped sailors. I guess the idea was that nationalist forces went out into the open sea and kidnapped them, though this will be hotly disputed.
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Mar 31 2007, 09:25 AM

Still, you'd think the large bolded capital letters and the constant explosions would've scared away the fish... or perhaps misfired missiles are actually making things easy for the fishermen.

I know I'M scared of the large bold letters

YOU DIE NOW! XIE XIE!

I mean, you have to know that a country that shoots its mouth off like THAT is worth being scared of.

As for the missiles, I think its in the contract that every fifth scud you fire has to land indiscriminately on an Israeli school or something, so the fish likely aren't doing any better.
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Mar 31 2007, 04:36 PM
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Mar 31 2007, 09:25 AM

Still, you'd think the large bolded capital letters and the constant explosions would've scared away the fish... or perhaps misfired missiles are actually making things easy for the fishermen.

I know I'M scared of the large bold letters

YOU DIE NOW! XIE XIE!

I mean, you have to know that a country that shoots its mouth off like THAT is worth being scared of.

As for the missiles, I think its in the contract that every fifth scud you fire has to land indiscriminately on an Israeli school or something, so the fish likely aren't doing any better.

Speaking of which, we are waiting from an IC reply from you, Coocoostan. I assume there is an embassy exchange in progress between me and you. If not just assume there is one for this context. :)
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Yes, I'm positive there is one already,it's on a lousy map from at least this time last year. The IC reply is in the works though.
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The next morning, they'd bussed to the Airport and flown to Aubrey on an AN-72, with a pit stop for fuel.


...you mean all those times you went through my airspace with aircraft painted with the words "NOT A MILITARY PLANE"... you were lying?

This is very a serious breach of protocol and we will be summoning your ambassador for a spanking!

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Oh no, they went through Packilvania.

"HERE THEY COME AGAIN!!!" the crew cheif screamed as three traingular-prisim shaped spaceships flew by, shooting a red laser.
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Looks like Dannistaan might have to open a can of whoop-ass on BL...more to come...
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If anyone has a reporter there who wants to ask questions, I suggest they post it quick, otherwise it will be assumed there are no questions and I'll wrap up the briefing in the next IC post.
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Total Forces: 6450 (2nd Land Army Regiment, ; 4th Army of the Air Squadron)

Chen Gang Province/New Jian Sha Zui (2300 units)
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-4th Batallion
-8th Flight
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Xuan Lang Province (2150 units)
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Dokwai Province (2000 units)
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Holy CRAP! This is the Dovahkiin!
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You know, I only just connected "White Dragon" and "Bai Lung" together...
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Jun 14 2007, 11:53 PM
You know, I only just connected "White Dragon" and "Bai Lung" together...

LOL...:lol:
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Well, it's the first time I've seen the Chinese word for "dragon" romanised that way. Usually "long" or "loong".
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Jun 15 2007, 06:19 AM
Well, it's the first time I've seen the Chinese word for "dragon" romanised that way. Usually "long" or "loong".

It is, but "long" is also an alternative Romanisation, at least in Mandarin.
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For the benefit of myself and Dov, the sign with Dannistrian would read.

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¡ Vöpêz Têsêfûöf Tsönât Dövâkhânk !
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T'ou in'trah arh'ron Dov'akhan'ii! (Translates to: You [are] entering [the] area Dovakhanese)
Vous entrez la Zone dovakhanoise !
您进入 »都话过« 区域!


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You are entering the Dannistrian sector
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