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| The Wrong Answer game | |
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| Topic Started: May 25 2007, 05:07:55 AM (966 Views) | |
| ratcut | May 25 2007, 05:07:55 AM Post #1 |
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One of Us
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This is pretty self-explanatory. One person posts a general question, the next person gives an incorrect answer. Be as creative and illogical as you feel like being with your answers. After you answer, please post a new question. I'll start: Whats PG-13? |
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| Nameless ness | May 26 2007, 07:58:45 PM Post #2 |
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NES w/8-track expansion
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Pac-Man! What is 9 times 6? |
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Also known as: Syrup The Lord Of Sciences and Minaris | |
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| Infinite Loop | May 26 2007, 09:19:25 PM Post #3 |
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Take Off, Eh?
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the new game system from SONY. What is Love? |
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| Nameless ness | May 26 2007, 09:23:19 PM Post #4 |
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Ur mother! When will SPORE come out? |
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Also known as: Syrup The Lord Of Sciences and Minaris | |
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| Kandarin | May 26 2007, 11:35:50 PM Post #5 |
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Ferret princess
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In the day of the dragon. Why do fools fall in love? |
"Torpored Caitiff Antediluvian"
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| Dannistaan | May 27 2007, 06:37:10 AM Post #6 |
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Bat Shoot Loco
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Because someone ran threw California slapping people with wet fish. Why is Sturgeon's law so named? |
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The Office of Her Majesty's Dannistrian Ambassador to Rillanon, Christie Island The Royal Confederacy of Dannistaan In Omnis Unum | |
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| Nameless ness | May 27 2007, 08:59:07 AM Post #7 |
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Because if 2+2=5, then I can prove I am Bill Gates... What is under the couch? |
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Also known as: Syrup The Lord Of Sciences and Minaris | |
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| Bai Lung | Jun 11 2007, 01:22:28 PM Post #8 |
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Paradise City
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If you think half a pizza and a quarter, your wrong. The most common items found in any couch are: - A bearded Greek man screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" every 5 seconds. - Meglomaniac with white Persian cat. - Deranged incesttuous man with claw hammer. - Results May Vary album - A pirate copy of Ocean's 13 - Chuck Norris (waiting to kill you) How many people does it take to fix a light bulb? |
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| Infinite Loop | Jun 11 2007, 10:03:49 PM Post #9 |
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Take Off, Eh?
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None as Our Feline Overlords do not allow a lowely animal such as man to operate complex technology. Where do I find the dwarf in Astonisha story that the wizard gives you the letter to? |
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| Really Nice Hats | Jun 12 2007, 11:39:39 AM Post #10 |
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Mo
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The 80's. What should I invest in stocks and bonds? |
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| Bai Lung | Jun 17 2007, 01:14:51 PM Post #11 |
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Paradise City
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Bai Lungese migrants. Why did the chicken cross the road? |
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| Aisli | Jun 19 2007, 01:32:07 AM Post #12 |
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Face Plant!
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He didn't. The road is actually an illusion created by Britney Spears in order to distract you from her horrible parenting skills and hair style decisions. Does your voice change after a tonsillectomy? |
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| Infinite Loop | Jun 19 2007, 09:00:24 PM Post #13 |
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Take Off, Eh?
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Curiously enough it will, most males end up with low alto female voices and mose females gain teh ability to mimic cats. Why is the sky Blue? |
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| Really Nice Hats | Jun 20 2007, 09:47:58 AM Post #14 |
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Mo
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Because it's so high up it's choking in the vacuum. GIVE THE SKY SOME AIR, MAN! I have forty cats and a large rock. How many bottle caps will I produce? |
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| Emperor Matthuis | Jun 20 2007, 12:54:44 PM Post #15 |
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I know you like my swagger
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About this much. Why shouldn't I play golf in a thunderstorm? |
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| Space Nurse | Jun 24 2007, 11:43:41 PM Post #16 |
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Fridge Owl
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It will activate the dormant stem cells within your chest causing you to grow Boobies much like those adorning a woman. Why would that (^) be a bad thing? |
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| Aisli | Jul 10 2007, 05:05:27 PM Post #17 |
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Face Plant!
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Because it would probably excite Kang just a leeeeeetle too much. Why do onions make you cry? |
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| Bai Lung | Sep 2 2007, 07:01:37 PM Post #18 |
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Paradise City
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Because substance will always be superior to style. Why is Candian World Domination happening so soon? |
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| Bakostrovia | Sep 10 2007, 04:26:25 PM Post #19 |
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Friendly Neighbourhood Communist
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'Cause Canada sucks Why is the sky blue? |
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Harimau mati meninggalkan belang, manusia mati meninggalkan nama -Tigers die and leave their stripes, but humans die leaving their names. Det finns inget dåligt väder bara dåliga kläder -There is no bad weather only bad clothing. | |
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| Really Nice Hats | Sep 11 2007, 05:21:02 AM Post #20 |
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Mo
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AIR!!! Where do aliums come from? |
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| Emperor Matthuis | Sep 13 2007, 11:08:51 AM Post #21 |
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I know you like my swagger
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Stalks bring them. How do I stop my couch eating me when I sit down? |
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| Bai Lung | Sep 13 2007, 01:21:02 PM Post #22 |
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Paradise City
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Get a stool if you hate being eaten by your own couch or get used to sitting on the floor. ![]() How do you hang a picture on your wall? |
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| Infinite Loop | Sep 14 2007, 12:08:05 AM Post #23 |
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Take Off, Eh?
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Well, first you set the picture on fire, then just to be safe, you also set the wall on fire, after that it pretty much falls into place naturally Q : How do I trap and contain a free floating full torso aparition? |
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| Free Pacific States | Sep 14 2007, 01:24:59 AM Post #24 |
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Number One Drone
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Rodney Dangerfield. Q: IS THIS SPARTA!?!?!?!?!?!?!? |
| The Federated Alliance of Free Pacific States | Lyon Republic | Republic of Xiopothos | East Pacific Treaty Organization | |
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| Bai Lung | Sep 14 2007, 03:18:40 PM Post #25 |
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Paradise City
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THIS IS SPARTA!!! ![]() What is the quickest way to leave your home? |
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| Really Nice Hats | Sep 14 2007, 03:59:09 PM Post #26 |
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Mo
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Rocket seat. Don't bother putting a door in the ceiling, waste of money, trust me. Whosa happy hippo, then?
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| Emperor Matthuis | Nov 3 2007, 09:32:24 AM Post #27 |
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I know you like my swagger
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Purple, everyone loves the purpleness. What doesn't not never not do what I'm trying to not say? |
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| Bai Lung | Nov 4 2007, 11:25:24 AM Post #28 |
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Paradise City
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It's essential that you might will consider decisive when making a question...:P What is the value of life when you divide it by zero? |
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| Really Nice Hats | Nov 4 2007, 11:29:10 AM Post #29 |
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Mo
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Pi(e)(s). Nextpostersayswhat? |
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