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| When Userites Attack; The Pacific Post, 14th Ed. | |
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| Topic Started: Apr 15 2008, 07:23:24 PM (438 Views) | |
| Moo-cows with guns | Apr 15 2008, 07:23:24 PM Post #1 |
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:ph43r: When Userites Attack, Pacifica Prevails ![]() Emperor Moo-Cows boots Sakaba from The Pacific and into The Rejected Realms The Pacific 22nd March, 2008 Once again, The Pacific is once again under attack from Brainless Userites wishing to take over The Pacific. And, once again, they are defeated and sent back to Kandarin's Locker, by means of Emperor Moo's boot. One of the leads of the latest attempt to seek the delegacy of The Pacific was Sakaba, a member of the region The Genesis Federation who tried joining The Pacific as a citizen. However, this deception was not sufficient, and was swiftly booted after attempting to take advantage of a glitch in NationStates. In a Nationstates First, The Pacific Post has managed to obtain EXCLUSIVE footage of the booting, here. After the booting, we managed to catch a quick comment from the Emperor: "Yes, the little twerp was a citizen, but we kind of noticed him trying to get endorsements, plus the sign on his back saying 'Not An Invader!' caused us a few suspicions. We will be putting Sakaba on trial for treason, since as a citizen he attempted to take over the Delegacy. Even though his attempt was obvious and poorly executed, there is no room for treason in Pacifica. Eww, I have userite on my boot. Get it off!!" The Pacific Post then acquired an interview with Sakaba, who was sulking in some pitiful userite region. He has this to say: "We...we won't be defeated! *sniff*. We're gonna get Moo for this! *sniff**sniff*I...I....Oh go away! I wanna go to my room and listen to my collection of depressingly bad music. You don't understand me! No one understands me! I'm going to write in my LiveJournal now!" Meanwhile, others attempted to make a fuss on the Regional Message Board of The Pacific, but a spirited attempt led by Senators and Citizens alike repelled the educationally deprived userites. Senator Chosen Men had a few choice words to say on the subject, whilst continuing to defend our beloved region: "The Pacific has always been a target for n00blets and wannabe raiders. This time of year is the hatching season and the urge...CAROPS! PUT SOME EFFORT INTO IT MAN! THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO GET UP AGAIN!!....ahem, the urge to get some attention and follow anyone who spouts about 'democracy' is quite strong. Take this example here." The good Senator then dragged a userite spammer from the throng."Notice how they continue to whine, even as I do this." The senator then punched the userite back into the throng, taking out a few companions on descent."It's quite sad, really The Userite men are more like our young children. Even our young Pacifican women show more fortitude and initiative than a spammer." ![]() Senator Chosen Men celebrates the cleansing of the RMB. "It is the duty of every Pacifican to visit the RMB and daily demonstrate our support for our region and our way of life," said Comrade Premier Moo. Fortunately, The True Pacific citizens remain strong and united, and through them, Pacifica Prevails! ---- Written by Krulltopia Writer of The Pacific Post - If We Didn't Write It, It's a Lie! Copyright 2008, The Pacific Post. All rights reserved Note that all of this is fabricated and not based on (much) fact |
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