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When Democracy Runs Amuck. . .; The Pacific Post, the 15th Edition
Topic Started: Apr 23 2008, 03:24:40 AM (374 Views)
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[size0]When Democracy Runs Amuck. . .

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TWP Senators Biteland and Clockwork Isle mull over the difficult concept of voting to vote on voting[

In a groundbreaking move, the bastion of democracy that is The West Pacific has taken its quest for the tyranny of the majority a step further tonight by voting to vote on voting. This is the next step in modern democracies; before every election there must first be a vote on whether to have the vote.

"Of course this makes sense," said Senator Freedom & Pride, the maker of the motion of this vote. "Why hold a vote if a majority doesn't want to vote? That would be just silly."

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Senator Freedom and Pride contemplates his vote on voting after saying, "I am afraid I am setting off a bomb, but..."

This latest foray into the world of democracy has some TWPers tearing out their hair. Darkesia, who also has lived in the bucolic democracy-free tyranny that is The Pacific, was heard to say, "Now you know why I often long for the comforts of TP again."

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Former-Pacifican-turned-TWPer Darkesia is out of sorts about this latest move to bring even more democracy to the region known for its mobocracy.

Buuyo, a resident of TWP, was heard to say, "Who knows where this will end? Soon we will be voting on voting to vote. And it could lead to even more votes so that we are voting to have a discussion and voting to debate and then all the forum will be is just vote threads. It will be madness, just madness!!"

Buuyo was so distraught that he ran into a cave and threatened to stay inside until "the democracy stops. I'm going to call for a vote of no confidence in Lots of Ants and then take over and revive the Sith!" Buuyo was last seen babbling and drooling, another victim of democracy allowed to run amuck.

The Pacific remains committed to tyranny and is a haven for all those fleeing the ravages of the democratic scourge. Come and sign up today for your free toaster!

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Copyright 2008, The Pacific Post. All rights reserved

Note that all of this is fabricated and not based on (much) fact
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