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| The Pacific Army Goes Under The Sea; The Pacific Post, 16th Ed | |
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| Topic Started: May 27 2008, 04:32:43 PM (531 Views) | |
| Krulltopia | May 27 2008, 04:32:42 PM Post #1 |
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The Pacific Army Goes Under The Sea![]() Commandante of The Pacific Army, Limitless Events, orders his men into the region Underwater Rifts 25th May 2008 After various warnings, The Pacific Army moved in against frequent and ignorant Adspamming region Underwater Rifts. Despite erecting a wall of psychic energy around the region, scouts for The Pacific Army managed to acquire the password in a display of unmatched cunning:
Of course, this was rendered a moot point when the delegate decided to remove the password. The Pacific Army then moved in, in order to exact retribution for over-long adverts and poor grammar. There were outbursts from other hypocritical userite regions, but the most entertaining display came from members of the region The Dark Side, a region consisting of 2 WA nations and what appears to be around 18 puppets so that the two real people don't get lonely. TDS have also had run ins with The Pacific regarding the 8 line rule, whining about it until mod intervention shut them up. The Pacific Post has managed to acquire the following interview with a member of this 'great region': "You better get out, or I'll hit you with my lightsaber! And it will HURT too, cause it's real plastic!" The interview was cut short after the interviewee started waving it in the reporters general direction, and ended up knocking themselves unconscious. So it probably would hurt. ![]() A member of the region The Dark Side, shortly before rendering himself unconscious Meanwhile, there were attempts to find a diplomatic solution, as shown in the following Telegram sent to Emperor Moo-Cows with Guns:
However, these talks were swiftly curtailed by the majority of others within the region, who responded with threats and insults . Moderator intervention resulted in one of the perpetrators being deleted. As such, it has been decided that the region shall be burnt to the ground, as an example to all those who dare cross The Pacific. Pacific Army Troopers have been seen purchasing large amounts of marshmallows, although it may be difficult to burn something under the sea. ---- Written by Krulltopia Writer of The Pacific Post - If We Didn't Write It, It's a Lie! Copyright 2008, The Pacific Post. All rights reserved Note that all of this is fabricated and not based on (much) fact |
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| Kandarin | May 27 2008, 05:07:31 PM Post #2 |
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Ferret princess
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Everything's better, down where it's wetter, under the sea. |
"Torpored Caitiff Antediluvian"
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