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Pacifica Sues Back; The Pacific Post, 20th Special Ed
Topic Started: Aug 27 2008, 06:13:10 PM (649 Views)
Krulltopia
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Indeed.
Pacifica Sues Back
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Moo-Cows arrives in TEP to have a quiet word with the new government.

The East Pacific
16th August 2008

In The East Pacific, the unthinkable has happened. An event so vast, so shocking, that the repercussions will rock Nationstates to it's core for many years to come. A crime has been been committed, a crime so unthinkable that The Pacific Post even suffered a slight pang of it's collective, underdeveloped conscience for even daring to write about it. In short:
The Pacific has been ripped off.
However, the rest of the world is strangely more concerned with the fact that The East Pacific has been taken over, rather than focusing on the real victim, The Pacific.
"It's unspeakable!!" Raged the newly returned Gaspo, whilst banging his shoe on his desk. "This new 'Empire' issued bombastic threats and haughty Propaganda in each feeder! THATS OUR JOB!!! They can't even do it right! Ah, I've finally got the dirt from the Grand Canyon off my shoe. Now to make Lord Rahl eat it."
The emphatic outbursts have been caused by Lord Rahl posting the same identical post in the West, South, North and The Pacific, shortly after the delegacy of The East was taken. Poor Lazarus and The Rejected Realms were completely forgotten. These posts displayed a complete lack of imagination, and now Pacifca Lawyers Inc have taken the case to the delegate Moo-Cows, with the claim of plagiarism.
The events have also had an unexpected effect...mainly the brief return of famed Pacifican Ivan Moldavi, who had this to say on the subject:
"The Pacific has been badly copied before. The Pacific Army flag has been crudely duplicated by incompetents, as has our FAQ. Needless to say, there is no need to get lawyers involved. I find that a hot poker usually does the trick."

Meanwhile, others have much to say about the events. Well known North Pacifican and lewd commentator Flemingovia has this to say on the subject:
"Well, it is quite obvious that Lord Rahl has some sort of "problem" in the bedroom department. It's ok, a few of the former (male) delegates of The Pacific have had the same problem, it's why Great Bight and USP Rail starting banning everyone willy-nilly. Fortunately, I have this organic, herbal cure that should take the problem away. Just send £100 to Flemingovia, Tuppenny Uprights Medicinals, The North Pacific."
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Flemingovia promises to put the bang back into Lord Rahl's bedroom.

1 Infinite Loop, famed former delegate of The East Pacific, recently returned from Exile after previously attempting to overthrow Gnidrah in order to help the now-former government fight back against the self proclaimed Empress Lady Phedre. A remnant of TEP citizens have rallied against the forces which include Gatesville, The New Inquistion, The NeoGenesis Movement (or whatever offshoot/copy/similarly named region/alliance it is, they are all the same to me) and a group of other User regions.
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1 Infinite Loop clearly shows his opinion of the new government of The East Pacific.
Whilst the East goes through a turbulent time, we at the Pacific Post only have these words to say.....WHERE ARE OUR ROYALTIES YOU IMPERIAL, PLAGIARIST INCOMPETENTS?!?
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Written by Krulltopia
Writer of The Pacific Post - If We Didn't Write It, It's a Lie!
Copyright 2008, The Pacific Post. All rights reserved

Note that all of this is fabricated and not based on (much) fact
Pierconium
 
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Kharkistania
 
Another "brilliant" joke from Flem. Krull is so much better at this.
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:ROFL:
And who can doubt that it will lead to the worst disorders when minds created free by God are compelled to submit slavishly to an outside will? When we are told to deny our senses and subject them to the whim of others? When people devoid of whatsoever competence are made judges over experts and are granted authority to treat them as they please? These are the novelties which are apt to bring about the ruin of commonwealths and the subversion of the state.

[Galileo. On the margin of his own copy of Dialogue on the Great World Systems].
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Aug 27 2008, 05:37 PM
:ROFL:

*Seconded*
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Hehe. That was great. :skwirl:
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That is an imposter, I am represented by Gorby, not that fat bouigouise Churchill, although currently I am leonidis.
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That's not Churchill, that's Roy Bubbles.
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Krulltopia
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Indeed.
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Aug 28 2008, 01:38 AM
That is an imposter, I am represented by Gorby, not that fat bouigouise Churchill, although currently I am leonidis.

Unfortunately, I could not find a picture of Gorby swearing at the camera.
Pierconium
 
Fairness is a concept created by the weak to compensate for their unfortunate disposition.

Kharkistania
 
Another "brilliant" joke from Flem. Krull is so much better at this.
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These posts displayed a complete lack of imagination, and now Pacifca Lawyers Inc have taken the case to the delegate Moo-Cows, with the claim of plagiarism.


I first thought that this said for Moo-Cows, which was funny, considering the first and last parts of that sentence.
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Kharkistania
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Krulltopia
Aug 28 2008, 02:07 AM
Infinite Loop
Aug 28 2008, 01:38 AM
That is an imposter, I am represented by Gorby, not that fat bouigouise Churchill, although currently I am leonidis.

Unfortunately, I could not find a picture of Gorby swearing at the camera.

What about shoe-banging Khrushchev?

That's close enough, ain't it? :D
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Infinite Loop
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Aug 28 2008, 07:29 AM
Krulltopia
Aug 28 2008, 02:07 AM
Infinite Loop
Aug 28 2008, 01:38 AM
That is an imposter, I am represented by Gorby, not that fat bouigouise Churchill, although currently I am leonidis.

Unfortunately, I could not find a picture of Gorby swearing at the camera.

What about shoe-banging Khrushchev?

That's close enough, ain't it? :D

I used to use Shoe banging Krushchev, till someone at the NPO started using him and I decided Gorby with a Apple Splorch vas funnier.
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Krulltopia
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Indeed.
I actually stuck in the Kruschev reference to see if anyone would get it. The NPO player who used to use was Sir Paul, I think, or at least he used to use the Kruschev incident in a few of his tabloids.
Well done to Khark for getting the reference, and Loop for remembering an NPO member used it.
Pierconium
 
Fairness is a concept created by the weak to compensate for their unfortunate disposition.

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Another "brilliant" joke from Flem. Krull is so much better at this.
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