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TEP Entertainment; The entertainment section
Topic Started: May 30 2010, 09:16:23 AM (869 Views)
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TEP Entertainment

Introduction
Honestly, when I came to the TEP Forum, the first thing I wanted to do was write for the TEP Newspaper. However, I didn't know where to start. It wasn't too soon after the Magisterium elections of Summer 2010 when Todd suggested restarting the TEP Newspaper. This is me writing a column for the new Newspaper.

Corny Joke of the Day

What kind of jokes do vegetables like best?

Corny Jokes!

Riddle of the Day

Why can't a man living in the U.S be buried in Canada?

Find out in the next issue!

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Turbans: What is up with them?



This is pretty short. I promise the next issue will be longer
--Penndale

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Falling
When you fall, you flap your arms up and down like a little birdie just learning how to fly. You probably see it in cartoons, maybe YOU did it once. Flapping your arms when you fall is a human reflex. However, unless another human reflex was to grow bat wings, flapping your arms would be ineffectual.
Memorial Day
Happy Memorial Day! In the US, May 31st is Memorial Day. It is a holiday commemorating the brave soldiers that died in the Civil War. So Happy Memorial Day to those in the US!

Corny Joke of the Day

What is blue and fuzzy all over?

Blue Fuzz!

Riddle of the Day

Last issue's riddle: Why can't a man living in the US be buried in Canada?
Answer: He is still living!

Today's Riddle:
A man walks outside while it is raining without an umbrella and doesn't get a hair on his head wet. How is this possible?

Find out in the next issue!

Bonus: How far can a dog run into the woods?

Find out in the next issue!

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Poker
Going to Prison

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Are we allowed to guess the riddles?
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"The Cybernets shall overrun every thing you hold dear. Assimilate."

Loop: Well that rules out my Atomic Metroid Spy Toilet I had planned.
DFD: WAAAAH, you butt hurt me. Cry cry cry.
Todd My foreign officer ended up pushing her wiener (gl@sses) further up the bridge of her nose.
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Well you can but theres no reward other than, pride?
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