The vulpine Parliamentarian (who had been waiting in the lobby for the last half hour. Just in case the limo was early) saw the Foreign Affairs Minister exiting the elevator, wearing her very bestest business suit, and it was all she could do to keep smiling.
“Don’t you think that’s a little…frumpy? What on earth made you think to wear that to a Grand Ball?”
“Just because I’m not willing to spend the cost of a car on a dress…”
“But that thing? No. You’re not going. I’m not going to be seen anywhere near you tonight.” She stuck her muzzle up. “Seriously, what were you thinking?!”
“I was thinking that the Foreign Affairs Ministry budget doesn’t extend to shopping trips.” Claire was almost growling now. “Unlike your generous salary, it would seem.”
Anna opened her mouth to retort, but both of their phones began buzzing, signaling the limo was outside. They shot each other daggers, and headed for their ride to the Palace of the People.
He looked good in a tux, if he had to say so himself. And the Tyrant had to say so himself, seen as his “dates” were both about half an hour late. He could hear that the festivities had already begun inside, but that didn’t worry him as much as the limousine being late. He attempted to call their numbers - no answer. He attempted to call the company, but because it was (obviously) not in his name, they refused to give him any information. A call to the nonemergency number of the police had assured that there had been no collisions involving either a limousine or anybody matching a description, and that if they saw anybody matching that description, they would ask them to get in contact. For all the good that did, and as much as he trusted them. Davis thought about perhaps finding a staff member to pass a message up a more official chain, but half an hour late wasn’t - quite - a disaster.
He hated being away from his base of support.
“No, seriously, I’m not even joking right now - what possessed you to wear that?!”
“Some of us have to do this thing called work. It’s how real people get their money. You wouldn’t know about that, what with being a corporate shill and all.”
“Wait - ‘real people’? Did you really just go there?”
“You KNOW I didn’t mean it like that. Some of my…”
“…'some of my best friends are vulp-wait, you were really going to say that, weren’t you? Oh my sweet fluffy Buddha, you really were going to say that, weren’t you?!”
“Let’s just get this damn thing over with.”
“Here I am, trapped in a limo with Grandma Racist…”
“WHAT did you just say?!”
“I said. I’m trapped in a limo. With a frumpy hag.”
“Oh. Oh hell no.”
“I’m sorry, sir, but we cannot seem to locate them at this time.”
“WITCH!”
“PRINCESS!”
“OW!”
“RAT!”
“GRAAURGH!”
Approximately an hour later, the limo finally pulled up to its destination. Both ladies looked utterly exhausted, and Minister Knight was wearing a brand-new dress that fit her perfectly. Both were attempting to look sheepish.
Davis, a man who has had some experience in dealing with people in stressful situations, carefully put his cigar out, looked at first one, then the other, then let the silence drag out. A bit longer. Just about…
“Is there anything pertinent that I have to know about this situation?”
Two heads shook in almost-unison.
“Good. Let’s go inside.”