# A letter I wrote,

**URL:** <https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/a-letter-i-wrote/2218>\
**Category:** The East Pacific Archive\
**Tags:** social-archive\
**Created:** [August 28, 2009, 9:58am UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/a-letter-i-wrote/2218 "2009-08-28T09:58:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Infinite\_Loop](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/i/848f3c/32.png) [@Infinite\_Loop](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/u/Infinite_Loop)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2009, 9:58am UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/a-letter-i-wrote/2218/1 "2009-08-28T09:58:43Z")

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Remember the ad during the Olympics a few years ago where there was a Saturn Vue that was being chased by giant ants, , , ,

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Dear Saturn,  
I quit watching TV about 5 years ago, however I  
always tune in to the Olympic broadcast, it is the one  
sports medium I enjoy, recently during the Olympics I  
was watching and while I usually I dont watch the  
advertising, I was drawn with rapt terror to your new  
commercial for the Saturn 4wd station wagon, it  
depicted the car being driven among giant ants!  
this scene terrafied me to no end, where are these  
biological monsters? are they a threat to the USA? do  
they pose any immeadiate threat to us? what calibur  
firearm would I need to penetrate their exoskeleton,  
and where would I be best advised to aim for?  
I would appreciate any info you can provide and I  
hope the poor people driving the car were able to  
escape  
sincerly  
Hikaru Motenai

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this was their reply

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Dear Hikaru,

Thank you for taking the time to send us an email. I apologize for the delay in responding to your  
email. Unusually high volumes of email have made our response time slightly longer than normal. I am  
sorry if this caused any inconvenience.

Thank you for your comments about the advertising spots for the VUE that ran during the Olympics. We  
appreciate the feedback and your concern for the occupants of the VUE as to whether they escaped  
what appeared to be giant ants. The purpose of these ads was to show that the VUE is at home in any  
environment, including a fantasy one that has giant ants. I am glad you seem to have enjoyed our ads  
and in the interest of continuous improvement I have documented your comments as this information  
will be reviewed by the appropriate Saturn teams.

If you need any additional information or assistance, please do not hesitate to e-mail us again or  
call us at 1-800-553-6000, option 3, and the consultant who answers the phone would be happy to  
assist you.

Linda Trask  
Saturn Customer Assistance Center  
Spring Hill, TN 37174  
1-1363908/bwv

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I love PR departments.

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**Author:** ![Terasu](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/f1d935/32.png) [@Terasu](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/u/Terasu)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2009, 3:12pm UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/a-letter-i-wrote/2218/2 "2009-08-28T15:12:33Z")

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LOL 😃

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**Author:** ![The\_Wachovia\_Coalition](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/da6949/32.png) [@The\_Wachovia\_Coalition](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/u/The_Wachovia_Coalition)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2009, 4:02pm UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/a-letter-i-wrote/2218/3 "2009-08-28T16:02:51Z")

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Ha, terrible and wonderful all rolled into one. Nice.

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**Author:** ![Todd\_McCloud](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Todd\_McCloud](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/u/Todd_McCloud)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2009, 10:58pm UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/a-letter-i-wrote/2218/4 "2009-08-28T22:58:49Z")

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ahahahaha, that is a lark!

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**Author:** ![Cloudous](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/5fc32e/32.png) [@Cloudous](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/u/Cloudous)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2009, 10:37am UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/a-letter-i-wrote/2218/5 "2009-08-29T10:37:24Z")

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U in timekeeping. But A\* for humour

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**Author:** ![Antracia](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@Antracia](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/u/Antracia)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2009, 5:56pm UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/a-letter-i-wrote/2218/6 "2009-08-29T17:56:16Z")

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I was half expecting them to give an actual reply. Just goes to show how humourless people can be these days I suppose…

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**Author:** ![Emjay](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/user_avatar/forum.theeastpacific.com/emjay/32/10142_2.png) [@Emjay](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/u/Emjay)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 3:58am UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/a-letter-i-wrote/2218/7 "2023-08-12T03:58:52Z")

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