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Condemn Todd McCloud
ASSERTS that Todd McCloud must have a big ego, naming his country after himself
FURTHER ASSERTS that aforementioned nation has too high of a tax rate
ALSO ASSERTS that Todd McCloud’s national animal, the fox, is significantly lamer than my national animal, the jaguar
NOTES that though Todd McCloud is “devoted to social welfare,” he is ranked only 73rd in the region for largest social welfare programs
THEREFORE speculates that he is stealing welfare money to fund the development of some diabolical super robotic fox
PULLS OUT OF MY A** the fact that he might be also using this cyborg fox as a radio transmitter to send anti-Semitic fruitcake recipes to Spongebob Squarepants
ALSO ESTABLISHES the fact that he might like to torture cows like these https://groups.tapatalk-cdn.com/smilies/52127/1536592180.3635-smiley.gif?ttinline=true
by forcing them to listen to “It’s a Small World” non-stop
SPECULATES that he might have an island where he likes to hunt elderly people for sport
OH F**K it, I’ll explain the real reason why I submitted this stupid resolution
I’M ENVIOUS of the fact that he has a shiny badge on his nation’s homepage and I want to get rid of it
I HATE the fact that he has more influence than I do
AND I HATE the fact that he has more endorsements than I do
THERE, I said it; but I’m just doing what everyone else does in this security counsel
I’M SUBMITTING pointless resolutions that won’t do anything but waste a few minutes of people’s time thinking about inane resolutions like this one
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