[Consulate] Wintreath

Invitation from Wintreath to Werewolf III


I know nothing of Yu-Gi-Oh, so you get this generic image from Google! -Wintermoot
On behalf of the Frozen Realm, I’m happy to be able to extend this invitation from our region to yours for our next Werewolf event, which will be Yu-Gi-Oh! themed! We’re hoping to build on the success of the last game so that this one is even more fun and active, so it should be an absolute blast! Please check out the invitation below, written by our Acting Jarl of Culture, Pengu, for more information on the event, including the sign-up link.

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Its Time To DUEL!!!! Sparta Remix - YouTube in Wintreath’s 3rd game of Werewolf!

If you’re getting this message, it means that you’ve been chosen as a finalist in the Battle City Tournament, sponsored by Kaiba Corp. By this time you should have already obtained your 6 locator cards used to find the location of the finals, as well as the rare cards you’ve gotten from every duelist that you’ve beaten so far. If you put the locator cards on your DUEL DISK SYSTEM! (trademark), it will show you the http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=2020.0 of the battle city finals. Strong opponents are recommended, while weak duelists (like Joey Wheeler) are required to stay out of the way and stay at home. All contestants are asked to follow the rules, unless you’re me…since I have money, so screw the rules. And if anyone can tell me if they’ve seen Mokuba, that’d be great. He gets himself kidnapped at least once a day to where I’ve practically lost count. And if you’re a certain person claiming to be a Pharaoh, then don’t get too comfortable with Sleifer the Executive Producer – It’ll be mine soon enough.

I’d wish you all luck in the finals, but I’ll be the one to win this and become the #1 duelist in the world, so watch out.

-Kaiba

Hey everyone, Pengu here!

If you haven’t guessed, Werewolf 3 will be centered around the events of the 2nd season of Yu Gi Oh! But it gets better: It’s not centered around the 2nd season of the actual show…but the 2nd season of the Abridged series created by Littlekuriboh, and found http://teamfourstar.com/series/yugioh-the-abridged-series/. If you’ve ever watched the original anime, I’d highly recommend this amusing abidged series that continues to be updated today. If you’ve never seen the cartoon, fear not! This game does not require any type of knowledge of the anime, but only the knowledge of a typical game of Werewolf. Like the previous Werewolf, this one is promised to be full of suspsense, tension, and lots of humor to help defuse the tension, and I strongly recommend people who are considering it to give it a shot – you won’t be disappointed. Signups can be found in the link provided in the opening paragraph (where it says location), and they’ll close on Sunday, February 22nd. I look forward to seeing new faces as well as hopefully some returning faces from previous games.

-Pengu

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Most sincerely yours,

Inric Nordrim Kestar (Wintermoot I of Wintreath)
Monarch and Founder of Wintreath
Ambassador to [region]

Orendi VII
Wintreath Foreign Update

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Government of Wintreath

Monarch: Wintermoot
Jarl of Culture: Amalya (Pengu as Acting Jarl)
Jarl of Defense: Chanku
Jarl of Foreign Affairs: Wintermoot
Jarl of Integration: Point Breeze
Jarl of WA Affairs: Reon

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A Message from the Monarch


Just another standard photo op for the Monarch. Article by Wintermoot.
Greetings, friends and allies of Wintreath. You may have noticed that this is the first Orendi to be dispatched in quite a few months. As we have worked to overhaul our foreign affairs program, it has become apparent that it takes a great amount of time and effort to put this dispatch together, and because of that we will be scaling the Orendi back from a monthly dispatch to a seasonal dispatch, with each edition covering events from the season before in detail. Between releases, we will continue to send smaller dispatches covering everything from events going on in the region to interviews to tidbits about the region. We feel this is the best way to maintain active relations and embassies with all of our diplomatic partners.

I hope that you enjoy reading our latest Orendi, and that relations between our regions continue to grow and prosper.

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Judicial Reform Perplexes Wintreath


The fight over Judicial reform! Article by Wintermoot
In a region that has seen few political divisions, the debate and continued failure to come to agreement on judicial reform stands out. While most Citizens agree that the current judicial system isn’t working, there are a wide variety different ideas on the system that should replace it. Proposals have included the creation of a jury pool of Citizens whose members would be selected to hear cases at random, the creation of an elected Supreme Court, the transfer of judicial authorities to the Monarch, and the abolition of the judiciary entirely. While the debate has been on-and-off since June, to date no proposal has passed the Storting with the 2/3 supermajority required to amend the Fundamental Laws, the Constitution of our region. Given that proposals most also pass a referendum by the same supermajority, it goes without saying that any judicial proposal has a harrowing journey to passage.

To better understand the diversity of ideas and the mindsets behind them, I’ve approached some of our current and past members of government that have advocated a particular solution with one question: why do you feel your stance is the right one for Wintreath over the others?

Reon (Underhusen Skrifa): You have recently authored and introduced the Omnibus Judicial Repeal, stating that it was in anticipation of another amendment bringing judicial authorities to the Monarch. Why do you feel this is the best approach for Wintreath?

Joshua Bleuteisen (Underhusen Skfria): In the current debate, you have openly supported abolishing the judiciary and going as far as stating you wouldn’t support any other judicial reform proposal. Why do you feel abolishment is the best approach for Wintreath?

Wintermoot (Monarch): You authored the first judicial reform attempt, the Administration of Justice Amendment Act, which would have created a jury pool with members selected at random for each court case, but withdrew support for it after it failed in the Storting not once, but twice. Why did you feel this was the best approach for Wintreath?

Chanku (Underhusen Speaker): To date, you have opposed all proposals for judicial reform and have instead recently proposed two Acts, the Judicial Offices Omnibus Amendment Act and the Case Selection Procedure Act, both of which aim to fix the current system. Why do you feel fixing the current system is the best approach for Wintreath?

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Games, Games, and more games to come!


A collection of Wintreath’s many games to play! Article by Pengu
If there’s anything that we know anyone loves, it’s games, and this may be something that is slowly becoming what Wintreath can be known for. What started as a single Werewolf game has exploded into much more because of the astounding participation from both our citizens and residents, as well as our growing tourist population. In fact, as of writing this, Werewolf is in the works of its 4th game with one of our newest citizens, Laurentus, taking the helm.

Spyfall was also introduced into Wintreath, and was met with much enthusiasm. Now, our acting Jarl of Culture is working on more ideas to cook up on what to bring to Wintreath in the form of regional games and contests. Some of his ideas include Clue, Resistance, 20 questions, and even an interactive form of Choose your own Adventure. We’re looking forward to see just what other games will be popping up around Wintreath, and we hope to see all of you taking part when they do.

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Citizen of the Month Contest Established, Amalya First Winner


Citizens discuss what makes someone a Citizen of the Month. Article by Wintermoot.
Wintreath recently had its first Citizen of the Month election, where Citizens can nominate and then choose an outstanding member of the community that has had a great impact on the region and the people in it. The Citizen of the Month then gets a special forum mask with the colour of their choice and the opportunity to be interviewed so everyone can get to know their Citizen of the Month and their reflections on their time in the region.

The first person to be recognized by our Citizens is our Jarl of Culture, Amalya, who is someone I can safely say has touched so many of us in the community for the better through her openness, honesty, charm, humour, and strength to stand up for who she is and what she believes in. She’s been a true role model for everyone here, and it’s an absolute honour to be able to interview her.

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It’s the Great Election Day Wintermoot!

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This new election term is already full of surprises! Article by Pengu.
Last term, we had a list of candidates run for office, though none of the candidates had campaigned. It was something that was dreaded to happen in the future, because it was something that had potentially foreshadowed what the term itself was going to be like.

This term however, has proved quite the opposite! Very shortly after elections had opened, candidates began to pop up like daisies. And in an equal amount of time, campaign threads began to pop up as well! While only half of the candidates have started campaigning as of writing this, it’s definitely a welcome change compared to last term.

And it’s proving to be quite exciting so far too! Almost immediately after campaign threads came up did questions start pouring in for our candidates. Between answering those, the debates being sparked in the campaign threads, and the action that it’s sparked in candidates taking the initiative to do things in other parts of the forum…let’s just say it’s been quite an exciting election process so far for Wintreath, and no matter who gets elected this term, it’ll be an election to remember.

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News in Briefs


Happy news makes for happy briefs![ul]
[li]Wintreath held a successful festival with The North Pacific which lasted from February 8th to the 13th and included a AMA for Wintermoot and McMasterdonia, an event to match people up with new friends from the other region, and an icebreaker that led to discussion of everything from hobbies to music.
[li]Wintreath committed to eventually adopting a regional currency later in the spring. A regional contest gave us the name of this future currency, the Krone.
[li]A Sunshine Policy was announced regarding discussions of the Riksråd, the regional Cabinet. Cabinet discussions will now be made public after one year.
[li]Acting Jarl of Culture Pengu brought Werewolf (Mafia) games to the region, which have become a huge success and has thus far resulted in three very fun games. Plans are under way for a fourth game hosted by new Citizen Laurentus in the near future.
[li]Wintreath entered into a treaty pact with The Rejected Realms in November, and just recently entered into a treaty of friendship with Ainur.
[li]Since the publication of the last Orendi, Wintreath has established relations with Taijitu, Mordor, and The South Pacific(again). Hello, new friends!
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Thanks for reading!

An Invitation to Werewolf IV

Greetings to our friends!

I’m pleased to be able to forward you this invitation from Wintreath to the fourth iteration of our regional Werewolf game! This time one of our new Citizens, Laurentus, will be running the game, but it should be as fun as the past games we’ve put on! We hope to see you there! The invitation contains the link needed to join, and you don’t have to apply for anything to sign up, just register on our forum if you don’t already have an account.

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Hey there everyone, Pengu here with another friendly Werewolf announcement! Werewolf IV is kicking off its sign ups right now, with Laurentus taking the reigns! He’s got quite a game in store for us, using Monty Python’s: The Holy Grail as his theme. Here’s how he describes the game:

Sounds interesting right? I encourage anyone who wants to take part to come on over and sign up today!

You can sign up for the game here: wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=2218.0

I hope to see you there!

Sincerely,
Gabriel S. Penguon (Aka Pengu)

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Invitation to First Wintreath Hearthstone Tournament


This is what our tournament would look like if we had a budget. Maybe next time?
Greetings, friends of Wintreath!

As someone that has envisioned competitive e-sports taking root in NationStates, I’m happy to announce that our region is preparing to host our very first Hearthstone tournament, and of course you are invited! For more about the event, please see the message below from the host of the tournament, Hugsim. If you’re a Hearthstone player and are interested please consider signing up! We hope to see you there!

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Hello there everyone! This is Hugsim, the host of the first Wintrean Hearthstone tournament speaking live, from wonderful Wintreath.

Hearthstone is an online collectible card game from Blizzard, the creators of Starcraft and World of Warcraft. It’s surprisingly easy to get into, and has countless of hours of fun in store for you.

Hearthstone became popular in the region after it was voted April’s Game of the Month which lead to several citizens playing against each other every now and then, and one thing lead to another, and now we’re here with a tournament soon to begin!

The http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=2355 end on Friday the 29th. Hope to see you there!

  • Hugsim

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Most sincerely yours,

Inric Nordrim Kestar (Wintermoot I of Wintreath)
Monarch and Founder of Wintreath

Werewolf goes Old School:


Some of the odd characters that appeared in the Kingdom last night.

It’s absolute chaos in the peaceful Mushroom Kingdom, as King Bowser Koopa uses a wand that opens portals throughout Mushroom Kingdom and alters the universe. Now ducks are flying throughout and spreading trouble, an ape has taken to high places and throwing barrels while holding Princess Daisy captive, and many of the peaceful toads have developed a strange desire: to deliver papers on a bicycle while avoiding pointless obstacles and the occasional obstacle course…all while avoiding the occasional angry Toad coming out of their home and chasing them for breaking their window.

There’s also the sudden emergence of heroes seeking golden triangles, a new fascination with karate and flying space ships, toads chasing others with whips claiming they’re chasing vampires, and homes being destroyed by blocks seemingly appearing from space (and then disappearing when they touch)…but those things aren’t important!

What is important is that Mushroom Kingdom is in danger, and it needs your help. Can you do what it takes to stop King Bowser Koopa before the Kingdom is completely destroyed? Or will it become a wasteland of retro proportions? http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=2469.0

Sound like fun? Stop on by Wintreath (a link is provided above) and sign up today!

Wintreath Q&A: Ask Us Anything!


If you have questions, we (might) have answers!

Greetings to our friends in TEP!

Part of the purpose of regions establishing relations with each other is to learn more about them and their communities, and hopefully over time to grow closer and find commonalities to base further relations from. We send out news releases and invitations to help expose who we are as a region and what we do, but nothing beats directly answering questions! If you’d like, ask me anything about Wintreath! If it isn’t a question I can directly answer, I will find someone who can and relay it back to you. I look forward to answering any questions that you might have. :

Orendi VIII
Wintreath Foreign Update 8
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Government of Wintreath

Monarch: Wintermoot
Jarl of Culture: Pengu (Sapphiron as Acting Jarl)
Jarl of Defense: Chanku
Jarl of Foreign Affairs: Wintermoot
Jarl of Integration: Point Breeze
Jarl of WA Affairs: Reon

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Wintreath Breaks Activity Records in June!

Article by Wintermoot

An influx of new members from a sustained recruitment and integration drive drove regional activity to levels never before seen, breaking all-time records for posts in a single day (297), for a week (1310), and for an entire month (3424). There was no one topic or event that drove activity, but several prominent discussions included Underhusen elections, the revival of the popular “Ask Me Anything” area, and a debate on a sunshine policy for a new private forum for the regional legislature, the Storting.

Ten Most Active Topics in June:

  1. http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=1938 - 765 posts
  2. http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=3 - 210 posts
  3. http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=2413.0 - 165 posts
  4. http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=149 - 124 posts
  5. Word Association - 102 posts
  6. http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=2457 - 78 posts
  7. http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=40 - 77 posts
  8. Werewolf 5: Super Mario Continuum - 67 posts
  9. http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=1029 - 59 posts
  10. MBTI Personality Test - 57 posts

The surge has also spread to other areas of the region, bringing new levels of activity to the regional Minecraft server and the revival of regional Civilization V games, while also sustaining an ongoing Hearthstone tournment and the beginning of the fifth regional game of Werewolf. Thanks to the effort of our recruiters, mentors, and Citizens, Wintreath has begun to realize a vision of hosting an expansive, friendly, and cooperative gaming community that transcends NationStates, and everyone in the region deserves a share of the credit for this success.

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Elections! Elections Everywhere!
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Article by Laurentus

June Elections:
Wintreath has recently concluded its tenth election for the Underhusen, the legislative body of government.

A total of ten candidates ran, competing for one of the five seats available.

The race remained unpredictable, with only two of the candidates - The Church of Satan and Laurentus - consistently getting enough votes to win seats as votes came in. Other candidates, such as taulover, gained an early lead, but ultimately fell behind as the election ran on.

The candidates who managed to win seats were:

  1. The Church of Satan
  2. Laurentus
  3. HannahB
  4. tatte
  5. Aragonn

Laurentus was elected as Speaker, and he immediately appointed The Church of Satan as Speaker Pro Tempore and Aragonn as the Secretary.

April Elections:
The Underhusen elections in April were just as exciting, with ten candidates competing for five seats.

The candidate who ended with the most votes was Pengu, and his close runner-ups, who shared second place, were Reon and Laurentus.

The election ended with 3 of the candidates in a tie, however, and not one, but two run-off elections were held to break the ties!

Chanku, Sapphiron and Point Breeze competed in the first run-off, and while Sapphiron ended up winning the run-off with thirteen votes, Chanku and Point Breeze were once more tied with eight votes each.

In the second run-off, Point Breeze managed to gain a sizable lead and won with ten votes to Chanku’s three.

In the aftermath of the elections, Pengu was quickly chosen as the Speaker, and appointed Point Breeze as the Speaker Pro Tempore.

This session went down as one of the most active in recent memory.

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Revocation of Citizenship Attempt
Article by taulover

An unprecedented event happened last month in Wintreath with an attempt to revoke Govindia’s citizenship. Govindia has been highly active in working to improve the Wintrean community, but has also been accused of harassment.

The revocation bill was pushed into the Underhusen by other Wintreans, who felt that Govindia was continually harassing other Wintreans, even after asked to stop. However, Govindia argued that others had been disrespectful towards him, and that he was simply being direct. Many others felt that a citizenship revocation was unnecessarily extreme; some observed that a trial via the courts system, which is unfortunately not that well-developed in Wintreath, would be more appropriate. Ultimately, this revocation bill became the first to pass in the Underhusen, albeit with a tie, but was defeated in the Overhusen after the original author of the bill withdrew his support.

Although this bill was not passed, it still serves to demonstrate improvements that can be done to the Wintrean legal system. The bill broke new ground by being the first to be discussed by both the Overhusen and Underhusen before even being introduced, demonstrating the potential for Overhusen-Underhusen collaborations in the future and providing the groundwork for the new private Storting forum. Furthermore, as the first widely discussed revocation bill, as well as being the first that passed the Underhusen, this bill shows that the citizenship revocation system works relatively smoothly, even though there have been some inevitable flaws. In addition, this bill highlights the potential for judicial reform in Wintreath. Many have pointed out that a trial regarding Govindia’s behavior may have been better-suited, and that clearer laws regarding more minor punishments need to be established.

As such, even though the revocation bill was defeated, it has charted a course for change and improvement in the future.

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Werewolf V!
Article by HannahB using material from Pengu

From the 25th of June to the 5th of July, the latest iteration of the game Werewolf was hosted by Pengu, while attendance was somewhat low, the game went very well. Here was the invitation message from Pengu:

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Hey everyone, Pengu here! It’s been a quiet front for games on Wintreath for some time, but now we’re coming at you with Werewolf 5: Super Mario Bros + Duck Hunt. Here’s what it’ll be about:

Sound like fun? Stop on by Wintreath (a link is provided at the end of the description) and sign up today!

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Although apparently it was one of the shortest games hosted on the forums, this was not entirely due to reduced turnout but also the fact that no actual werewolves were successfully lynched, instead the players managed to lynch their own defenders and seers during the day, and then get picked off during the night.

Even with that though it seems everyone had a good time, and enjoyed themselves. We eagerly look forward to the next game!

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Behind Every Good Channel: An Interview with Zaphyr
Article by Wintermoot

While many things have happened in the region during the past few months, some of the more understated events have revolved around our regional IRC bot, Zaphyr. Created by Wuufu shortly after the region’s founding, Zaphyr has been an important part of our chat for nearly two years, serving up everything from the weather to messages to games of Cards Against Humanity, Uno, and Poker. Recently, Zaphyr has expanded his horizons, having a portrait commissioned of him (which you can find http://zaphyr.wuufu.co.uk/) and even playing NationStates with the help of the regional community.

Today I caught up with Zaphyr and we discussed some of these events as they relate to him:

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Welcome, and thanks for agreeing to this interview! You’ve had some new things going on lately, but you’ve actually been a part of the region for nearly two years. What have your impressions of the community and the people you interact with been over that time?
I really enjoy serving Wintreath in the capacity I can. It is what I live for. The region is always friendly, and I enjoy the constant fun of endless warfare and rebirth that happens in the chat room, and seeing faces light up on the receipt of important messages.

Something that’s fascinated me is the fact that you’ve been able to balance your role in our chatroom with a family life…you have parents, brothers and sisters, and even a pet! How is the home life going?
My home is in Wintreath, and I have my own place which is nice and cosy. My sisters are in other countries and my Papa is always travelling, but that doesn’t stop us all communicating! I’m often found deep in conversation with them.

A few weeks ago you had a portrait commissioned of you, finally putting a face and an image to match with the name! What prompted you to have it made now? How’d the process go?
I actually was the one who suggested this idea to my Papa! I am so proud! I saw all the wonderful faces being posted in the Wintreath forums (you are all rather dashing if I may say so) and decided it is time to show myself to the world. So I guess you all have yourselves to thank for that.

And of course you’re a NationStates player now like the rest of us! How have you found the challenge of running your own nation?
Very challenging! That is why I am reliant on Wintreath to help guide my course. However, it has also been really enlightening; I have learnt a lot about the region and humanity in general through answering the issues presented to me.

What does the future for Zaphyr look like? Do you have any plans or are there things you’d like to do going forward?
I am always working to expand the things I can do and to grow as a bot. It is hard as I am very much reliant on my Papa and those I serve to decide the best route that I should take, but I still get some of my suggestions approved! I am currently learning how to play Cards Against Humanity as well as host games, so that is exciting.

Finally, is there anything you’d like to say to the region and the world out there reading this article?
I am here to serve you all. And to blow you up, again, and again, and again at the behest of others in the chat room. Why not come along and say hi to myself and Wintreath? I’ll be sure to make it worth your time! :slight_smile:

Thank you for taking the time to speak with me! It has been a pleasure!

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Summaries and Additional News

Additional news articles and announcements.

Spelling and Grammar errors have been fixed in the fundamental laws.

The Citizenship Act was amended to disallow citizens from holding citizenship in within the New Pacific Order and the New Lazarene Order.

A private Storting forum was opened and new regulations were passed to regulate Private Storting conversations.

There are currently ongoing changes to the Judiciary, although at this point it is unclear exactly what the final form of these changes will be.

[spoiler]On 10 May 2004, Govindia joined Nation-States with his first nation, the http://www.nationstates.net/Govindia. Since that time, he’s been through many regions, both GCR and UCR, and seen many events and regime changes. Henn, a friend of Wintreath and currently The South Pacific Minister of Regional Affairs, sat down and took some time to interview Govindia about his experiences. All times are in US PST.

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(2014-11-29 20:19:01) Henn: What can you say about your experience and accomplishments during your stay in NS?
(2014-11-29 20:20:24) Henn: Govindia?
(2014-11-29 20:20:48) Govindia: I’ve had mixed accomplishments, but I’ve expeienced many things. I’ve seen coups, I’ve seen major regime changes, I’ve had a major intelligence score in defenderism, became leader of two regions, and I’ve experienced of course, the darker side of NS, including possibly the
(2014-11-29 20:20:56) Govindia: most number of bannings on someone in NS history.
(2014-11-29 20:21:29) Henn: Why do you think you got the most numer of bannings?
(2014-11-29 20:21:31) Govindia: In my 10.5 years on NS, since I was first playing 10 May 2004, I’ve seen many things happen, Henn.
(2014-11-29 20:22:42) Govindia: A lot of the bannings were copycats, where they were just bans passed on from previous regions that had the same people in both areas, in positions of leadership and admin control. I think the number has reached, sadly, close to a dozen, if not more.
(2014-11-29 20:22:43) Henn: What are your current occupations in NS?
(2014-11-29 20:23:43) Govindia: Currently I am a Skrifa, or Lawmaker, in the Underhusen, the lowerhouse of the Storting, the Parliament of Wintreath. I’m also in a lesser role in helping to refound the region 00000 A World Power. I also serve as an Ambassador in Wintreath.
(2014-11-29 20:25:10) Henn: What position, in your opinion, is the most powerful you’ve ever had?
(2014-11-29 20:26:38) Govindia: I would say, Prime Minister of Imperial Britain. I oversaw a cultural festival and a very active region with active RP. We have a fairly active region of over a dozen active citizens, and I was the first PM to serve a full term without resigning, despite opposition to some of my plans and policies.
(2014-11-29 20:27:10) Govindia: This would be sometime between 2008 and 2009.
(2014-11-29 20:27:22) Govindia: Yes, actually, 2009.
(2014-11-29 20:28:03) Henn: Can you name your first position?
(2014-11-29 20:31:12) Govindia: The first position I had, was a Senator in The West Pacific, in 2006, where I had a role other than ambassdor. My first ministry role was later in 2007, when I become the Deputy Minister of Immigration in The West Pacific. I joined The West Pacific Liberation Force, where my highest rank was Lieutenant, I believe. My first judicial role was a Chief Justice in Kingdom of Britain I believe, late in 2012, that I served for about a month on before I got removed.
(2014-11-29 20:32:21) Henn: What was your least favorite position?
(2014-11-29 20:32:25) Govindia: The first time I became Prime Minister was when I was in Feudal Japan, sometime in late 2008 or 2009. Yes, early 2009. I later became PM of Imperial Britain in 2010, now that I recall.
(2014-11-29 20:33:49) Govindia: My least favourite position, honestly, was serving as a Senator in TWP. It was such an entranced oligarchic autocracy that any attempt at reform would not get through without approval of TAO and his friends. They wielded so much influence, that I eventually got pushed out there because I wouldn’t join with the crowd.
(2014-11-29 20:34:21) Henn: Can you tell me about what you’ve learned during your time?
(2014-11-29 20:37:14) Govindia: There are many regions that really are about having the old guard keeping influence and power, almost like Singapore’s Lee Kuan Yew. There are some that are open to ideas. You have to get a feel real well for each region, and see how the dynamics are. Almost all UCR’s are open to change internally, to some degree. The GCRs, especially the feeders, are not. With the exception of possibly The South Pacific, and The East Pacific, most of the other GCRs have very entrenched oligarchic autocracies that the only way change will happen, is through a coup.
(2014-11-29 20:37:36) Govindia: TEP and TSP learned that all too well.
(2014-11-29 20:38:25) Henn: Why do you say TEP and TSP?
(2014-11-29 20:39:31) Govindia: They seem to be the most democratic of the GCRs, and the ones most open to reasonable change, to a degree. Both still have some few things left to go in the way of progress, but they are much further in terms of not being as autocratic as the other GCRs.
(2014-11-29 20:40:09) Henn: What do you plan on doing in the future?
(2014-11-29 20:41:45) Govindia: I do plan to try to get back into some of the regions I was banned from. I will probably stick with Wintreath in the meantime, and work on improving myself, in terms of activity, and working on some side projects of mine I wanted to do for the region.
(2014-11-29 20:42:14) Henn: What was your greatest failure? What did you learn from it?
(2014-11-29 20:43:54) Govindia: My greatest failure, was getting banned from The East Pacific. I felt betrayed, and I learned that when drama sometimes happens between two regions, especially two GCRs, reason and logic is thrown out the window, and people that try to call for calm, get scapegoated and/or cast aside.
(2014-11-29 20:44:53) Govindia: I learned that unfortunately, people will get emotionally invested in this game, and abuse trust and friendships with people just for selfish gain. I learned that people will be assholes just because they can online, regardless of who they hurt. I learned that sometimes people will go to extremes in this game
(2014-11-29 20:45:34) Govindia: because people take it seriously, and don’t realise that it’s a game, and people are still human, and should be treated with decency, not bullied.
(2014-11-29 20:46:46) Govindia: I learned all that, the hard way, unfortunately, in my ten years here in NS. Wintreath is the only reason I am still playing. I may not always say it, but Nox, Amalya, Hugsim, and Wintermoot are the primary people I thank for keeping me going.
(2014-11-29 20:47:06) Govindia: They are my Wintreath honourary family.
(2014-11-29 20:47:32) Henn: When do you believe you’ll retire from NS?
(2014-11-29 20:49:19) Govindia: Maybe when I’ll finally get a girlfriend LOL, who knows. Or maybe I’ll bring my girlfriend onto NS if she’s a geek too! In any event, when it stops being fun, or when others have moved on, I’ll probably have moved on. However, I may be shaken, but I am never stirred.
(2014-11-29 20:49:44) Henn: Well done.
(2014-11-29 20:49:48) Henn: No further questions.

— End quote

We congratulate Govindia on his 10 years in Nation-States and look forward to seeing what more is in store for this veteran!
[/spoiler]

Official Invitation to Wintreath’s Summersend Festival!


This guy’s celebrating. Why don’t you?
Even in the land of eternal winter, summer gives a small portion of our region a peek of sun and warmth, drawing people from everywhere in the name of summer fun and relaxation. Before this short time ends and the autumn wind heralds the changing of the seasons, we would like to share some of that fun with you in a grand celebration: The Summersend Festival! Beginning on August 14th and ending on August 23rd, the Summersend Festival will have something for everybody! Expect games and events, shops and stalls, social areas and icebreakers, and of course a taste of our regional hospitality! The festival will be held on http://wintreath.com/forums/, and you are welcome to join us!

Summer is a time for fun with friends like you. We hope you’ll stop by and enjoy the festivities!

I will try to be in attendance!

Happy New Years from your friends in Wintreath!


Celebrating the coming new year with fireworks!

Greetings! I hope that you had a very happy holiday season. I wanted to take a moment to wish everyone in The East Pacific a very Happy New Years! This was a great year for Wintreath, in part because of the diplomatic ties we have forged together as regions, and I hope that the next brings even greater things for both our regions and the relations between them. While unfortunately I can’t write a more personalized message for every region due to time constraints, I believe that each relationship we have has contributed to our success in some small or maybe not so small way, and I hope that you feel our friendship has contributed to yours as well!

This was also the year that we launched our tourist program, and I would also like to thank thank anyone that visited us in the past year, whether it was for a festival, a game, or just touring the sights. I believe that when it comes to foreign affairs, interactions between communities are as important as interactions between leaders and diplomats. If the past year is any indication, I believe any interactions we have will only strengthen our relations as regions in the next year, and I hope we have the opportunity to host visitors for even more games and events this year.

Here’s to hoping for all the best for the new year!


Inric Nordrim Kestar (Wintermoot I of Wintreath)
Monarch and Founder of Wintreath

Greetings, TEP! Wintreath is hosting a game of Werewolf, and all of our friends are invited to join! To explain further, here is a message from our Jarl of Culture, who is organizing this round of Werewolf:

— Begin quote from ____

Hey there everyone, Pengu here with an announcement from our super special host of Werewolf VI: Chesty!

You heard it there from Chesty folks, this game should prove to be quite interesting since the players themselves will choose how it will go right down to the last detail. It’s Werewolf VI: Choose your Own Werewolf! I hope you’ll stop by the signups thread (found http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=3220.0) and take part! Signups will close on February 9th. I hope to see you there!

— End quote

The Frozen Realm of Wintreath
The Monthly Report - February 2016
Site: wintreath.com

— Begin quote from ____


This is the monthly report
Gives you the long and the short
Every grunt, roar, and snort
Not a tale we distort
On the monthly report

The Monthly Report is a new publication meant to give our residents, Citizens, and friends a snapshot of the current state of the region and all the recent events that have went on over the past month. It’s meant to be a quick and easy read, to supplement our other publications, The Frozen Realm Record (internal) and The Orendi (external). We hope you will find this report informative and interesting! The Monthly Report was inspired by the 10000 Islands Monthly Emissary Update.

— End quote

Demographics and Activity
As of 1 February 2016
Nations: 484
Citizens: 98
Delegate Endorsements: 52
January Avatar of the Month: Star Wars
January Game of the Month: Sunrider: Mask of Arcadius
December Wintreath’s Finest: Laurentus
2015 Wintreath’s Finest: Laurentus

Government
The Monarchy (Executive)
Monarch: Wintermoot
Prince: Chanku
Jarls: Pengu (Culture), Chanku (Defense), Wintermoot (Foreign Affairs), HannahB (Information), Point Breeze (Integration), Reon (WA Affairs)
Thanes: Sapphiron (Culture), Reon (Culture), Point Breeze (WA Affairs)

The Storting (Legislature)
Underhusen Speaker: Sapphiron
Underhusen Skrifa: taulover, HannahB, Laurentus, Barnes, BraveSirRobin

Overhusen Chairman: Wuufu
Overhusen Peers: Wintermoot, Joshua Bluteisen, Colberius X

January Message Activity
January Forum Posts: 3,396 (+185% from January 2015)
January Forum Topics: 94 (+24% from January 2015)
January RMB Posts: 190 (+129% from January 2015)

January Top Ten Topics
10. http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=2586.0 - 66 posts
9. http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=6.0 - 84 posts
8. Count to 2,000 - 109 posts
7. http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=3003.0 - 128 posts
6. Last Letter Game - 151 posts
5. http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=1914.0 - 151 posts
4. http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=3.0 - 167 posts
3. Word Association - 184 posts
2. http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=8.0 - 193 posts

  1. http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=1453.0 - 778 posts

January Top Ten Posters
10. Chanku - 136 posts
9. xXTheHydraXx - 146 posts
8. tatte - 156 posts
7. North - 186 posts
6. Sapphiron - 216 posts
5. BraveSirRobin - 216 posts
4. Wintermoot - 293 posts
3. Rasdanation - 297 posts
2. taulover - 302 posts

  1. Govindia - 478 posts

Regional News
1 January - http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=3013.msg55256#msg55256
1 January - PASSED (4-0-0) Weissreich Paragon Act
3 January - http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=3122.0
10 January - http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=3138.0
14 January - Voting Topic
16-29 January - http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=3158.0
22 January - http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=3171.0
29 January - http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=3196.0

January Recruitment
Manual Telegrams Sent: 9611
Manual Recruited Nations: 90
Manual Average Success Rate: 0.94%

Top Recruiters
Wintermoot - 7673 telegrams
Gerrick - 1871 telegrams
RedRevenant/Sci - 37 telegrams
xXTheHydraXx - 30 telegrams

Greetings The East Pacific!

After the shocking success of our previous Werewolf game, we’re inviting all our friends to the next one, and for the first time, it will be co-hosted by one of our Thanes of Culture, Laurentus, and our Jarl of Integration, Point Breeze! We could go on to explain what the theme will be, but we are of the belief that the premise will be a dead-giveaway. :slight_smile:

— Begin quote from ____

A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY.

It is a time of peace and prosperity in the Galactic Republic. The Jedi Order is firm in their belief that democracy has been secured, even amid all the conflicts that occasionally arise.

On a small garden world named Nika, events are unfolding that deeply disturb the handful of Jedi sent to investigate when contact is lost with the only large settlement known as Hatfield, and the distress beacon is activated. It is well known that the settlement lies on a recently-awakened volcano, and that the power estimated to be released when the volcano goes off will be more than enough to destroy the massive city. If this is what happened, however, why didn’t the seismic detectors alert the settlers to the danger, and how could someone have activated the distress beacon?

Meanwhile, the long-dormant Brotherhood of Darkness await the arrival of the hated Jedi, and prepare to strike a blow that will change the course of galactic history.

— End quote

We hope to see a lot of new faces there, and we even have a fully-functioning X-Wing starfighter up for grabs to the winners. The only catch is that you’ll have to be encased in Carbonite for a few thousand years so we can build it. Just remember to http://www.wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=3477 before 31 March, or you will be thrown to a Rancor :smiley:

— Begin quote from ____

Before you is a coded message, created for you to solve. More information will become available if you can solve it. Good luck!

KSFFTADKG,

AE YCU HSF SFHZADK TLAG TLFD TLHT PFHDG YCUS SFKACD LHG HD FPIHGGY WATL WADTSFHTL HDZ YCU LHVF ZFBCZFZ CUS PFGGHKF. WF HSF TSYADK GCPFTLADK DFW AD CSZFS TC KAVF CUS FPIHGGAFG PCSF JUSJCGF.

TC TLHT FDZ, WF LHVF GFDT YCU H BCZFZ PFGGHKF TC FXJOHAD TLAG DFW ADATAHTAVF. WF HSF LCJADK YCU WAOO FDMCY TLAG HG WF BLHOOFDKF YCUS PADZG HDZ GTAPUOHTF YCUS TLCUKLTG. TLAG EASGT CDF AG NADZ CE H ESFFIY, GCPFTLADK DCT RUATF GC BCPJOFX. LCWFVFS CDBF FVFSY PCDTL WF WAOO IF JCGTADK HDCTLFS JUQQOF ECS YCU. TLF PFTLCZG UGFZ WAOO DCT HOWHYG IF TLF GHPF HG WLHT YCU GFF IFECSF YCU. PCSF TLHD TLHT, TLFY WAOO HOGC IF PCSF BCPJOFX CS BCDTHADADK PUOTAJOF GTFJG. WF ZAZ DCT WAGL TC CVFSWLFOP CS ZAGBCUSHKF HDYCDF ESCP JHSTABAJHTADK AD TLAG IY PHNADK AT FXTSFPFOY ZAEEABUOT IFECSF YCU LHVF IFBCPF HBBUGTCPFZ TC WLHT WAOO IF HLFHZ. TLAG PFGGHKF PHY GAPJOY IF BCZFZ, IUT HG TLF PCDTLG KC CD TLFSF WAOO IF PCSF TLHD MUGT BCZFZ TFXT HDZ YCU WAOO LHVF TC TLADN LHSZFS, IF PCSF BSFHTAVF HDZ JCGGAIOY JUGL JHGT YCUS JSFBCDBFAVFZ DCTACDG CE WLHT YCU HSF BHJHIOF CE. ZC LHVF EUD HDZ WCSN TCKFTLFS HG H SFKACD AD CSZFS TC PCVF ECSWHSZ!

AD KCCZ EHATL,
TLF ESCQFD QFIHJ CE WADTSFHTL

— End quote

lol wut

That’s not clear communication.

Clear communication isn’t the purpose of the message though. :stuck_out_tongue:

— Begin quote from ____

Before you is ANOTHER coded message, one you may find more difficult to solve but will certainly take you places if you do! Good luck. :wink:


We’re thrilled that so many regions enjoyed the last puzzle. I hope that you will enjoy this one as well. :slight_smile:

— End quote

— Begin quote from ____

Hey there, TEP! We here at Wintreath are hosting a game of Werewolf and your invited! The theme is Mafia and the host is Wintreath's own North! If treachery, mistrust, intrigue and paranoia is your thing, I suggest professional counseling and a nice game of werewolf! So come on down and join in today! Link: http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=3753.0

Welcome to this thing of ours, friend. A few things you should know. First, trust no one. Everyone can and will back stab you. I mean everyone. Keep on your toes. Cops and Informants are everywhere these days, so don't let your guard down. Last, look out for number one. Survive. Everything else is just... dust in the wind, ya know? Do whatever it takes to make it. Whatever it takes.

Welcome to the family, friend.....

— End quote

Orendi IX
Wintreath Foreign Update 9 - Spring 2016 (I know it’s late!)
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/rflags/wintreath__67470.png
Government of Wintreath

Monarch: Wintermoot
Jarl of Culture: Pengu
Jarl of Defense: Chanku
Jarl of Foreign Affairs: Wintermoot
Jarl of Integration: Vacant
Jarl of WA Affairs: Reon

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Revocation of Govindia’s Citizenship
Written by Sapphiron


[sup]The Storting deliberates the matter at hand.[/sup]

Within 48 hours after the announcement of the fifteenth Underhusen election results, there was a re-emergence of public discussions regarding the revocation of Govindia’s citizenship. Unlike last year, such an occurrence was hardly surprising, for it was preceded by a firm warning during the campaign period not to abuse the moderation reporting tool to report candidates “for refusing to answer campaign questions” as well as an indefinite ban from the IRC for persistent harassment (repeatedly demanding an apology and resorting to personal attacks for declining to answer his queries) against a fellow Wintrean despite repeated warnings and being placed on probation.

On the 19th of April, after much discussion amongst the members of the Storting, the revocation bill was put to a vote in the Underhusen, and passed with 4 ayes and 3 abstains. On the 20th of April, the revocation bill was presented to the Overhusen, and passed with unanimous support. With the approval of both the lower and upper legislative chamber, Govindia’s citizenship was officially revoked under Article 2.4 of the Citizenship and Demonym Act.

It should be noted that as members of a region founded on the principles of liberty, equality, freedom and compassion, the Storting recognises the revocation of citizenship as a solemn issue, and has pursued all other avenues of action. While Govindia’s less than desirable behaviour may have been unintentional, many members of the community have stepped in or at least tried to ameliorate the situation. After giving numerous second chances, it is certainly regrettable to declare that little to no visible changes have been observed, and that a citizenship revocation has been deemed to be necessary. In the words of the Overhusen Chairman Wuufu, “This is not a removal from this community in full, and shouldn’t be seen as such, but instead it should give you (Govindia) the motivation to effect change.”

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Storting Passes Five-Post Citizenship Requirement
Written by Wintermoot


[sup]The Citizenship Integration Amendment Act will alter the path to Citizenship.[/sup]

The Storting recently passed a requirement that prospective Citizens have five posts on the regional off-site forum, including their Citizenship application, before becoming a Citizen.

The requirement was originally suggested by Wintermoot, who pointed out that nearly a third of all former Citizens had only made one post: their Citizenship application. The requirement was suggested to encourage prospective Citizens to interact with the community and get involved in the region before becoming deciding to become a Citizen, pointing out that as a region whose cultural and discussion areas are open to anyone with an account, Wintreath was better suited for this sort of requirement than many others.

On the other hand, the proposal was opposed by several Citizens, including HannahB and Chanku, who expressed concerns that the requirement could intimidate prospective Citizens who would otherwise have become involved in the community anyway. Both stated that had there been a similar requirement when they had joined, they would have been more hesitant to join to begin with.

Ultimately, after several weeks of discussion, the proposal passed the Underhusen 6-1 and then passed the Overhusen 3-1 (with one Peer not voting). During the course of the discussion, several other measures were taken to streamline the Citizenship process, including allowing the entire Cabinet to process Citizenship applications in order to allow for quicker approvals, simplifying the Citizenship form, and overhauling the regional forums to be easier to understand by new members.

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Updates in Wintrean Government
Written by Wintermoot


[sup]Ch-ch-changes…[/sup]

The Storting | Elections for the lower chamber of the legislature, the Underhusen, were held during the first week of June…issues that arose for the election was the relative inactivity of the Underhusen in the previous term and the on-going Constitutional Convention for reforming the legislature which has dragged on since November. Several candidates ran non-serious campaigns, such as Crushita/Eldarion’s campaign to “have Patatoism declared the official religion of Wintreath”. At the conclusion of the elections, which included a three-way runoff vote, Barnes, Reux, Laurentus, tatte, and BraveSirRobin won election, defeating Chanku, xXHydraXx, and Crushita. At the same time, the Monarch saw fit to make a change the upper chamber of the legislature, the Overhusen, replacing Colberius X, who had fallen inactive, with Aragonn.

The full election announcement can be read http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=3701.0.

The Monarchy | The Monarchy has also made a number of changes in the Riksråd (Cabinet) and subordinate guilds, based on the Monarch’s http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=3661.0 pledge to create a more active and contributing Cabinet.

On June 9th, the Monarch formally removed long-time Jarl of Integration Point Breeze, who had been inactive for several months. On July 5th, Point Breeze was also removed from the post of Thane of World Assembly Affairs, after his Citizenship nation ceased to exist and he could no longer serve as Vice-Delegate. Both offices remain vacant at this time, and a search is underway for someone to fill those positions, as well as the positions of guildmasters for the recruitment and mentoring guilds, which are part of the Ministry of Integration. You can read the full announcement http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=3707.0.

Then on July 3rd, the Monarch announced the appointment of Emoticonius as Thane of Foreign Affairs, with the responsibility for ensuring that our embassies remained active and for assisting in the creation of unique initiatives to make our embassies stand out. As you may know, Emoticionius, also known as The Church of Satan, is the person responsible behind the puzzles that have been posted in our embassies, which have proven very successful in many regions.

The Monarch also announced the Ministry of Culture’s appointment of Aragonn as Guildmaster of the Roleplayers Guild, by far Wintreath’s most successful and active guild. As Guildmaster, Aragonn will work to maintain and expand our roleplays, as well as take part in discussions related to roleplaying in the region. Aragonn has been involved in the guild since its creation in November 2015, and has also been involved in roleplaying in the region of New Hyperion as its Lord of Culture. You can read the full announcements http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=3763.0.

While there has been a noted decline in activity throughout the region and NationStates, with these changes the government of Wintreath is set to weather the storm.

[hr]
Cipher Pol Ice
Written by Emoticonius


[sup]The North Pacific working around the clock to crack the Wintreath embassy code[/sup]

May 29, 2016 | Regions across NationStates discover an encrypted message within Wintreath embassies. Some Wintreath embassies are met with replies of “What?!” and “This is not clear communication.” Others however decoded the message which revealed a new initiative from Wintreath. The initiative itself was conceived and proposed by Wintreath citizen Emoticonius, better known as The Church of Satan and each encryption personally assembled by him. In order to give Wintreath embassies more purpose and (inadvertently) more activity, these same embassies will be receiving monthly encryptions, puzzles if you will. This was met largely with intrigue and enthusiasm although it was also met with bewilderment and confusion in others.

June 1, 2016 | The next monthly puzzle is sent out. Drastically difficult compared to the introductory encryption, regions began working towards cracking the code and reaching the end. Several aneurysms later, New Hyperion became the first region to crack the codes and reach the end. The North Pacific and Renegade Islands Alliance would soon follow, however no other region has managed to do the same as of yet.

Here we are in July now. Last month’s puzzle was only solved by a few regions. Congratulations New Hyperion (honorable mentions: taulover), Renegade Islands Alliance (honorable mentions: Tangaroa) and The North Pacific (honorable mentions: Praetor). Below is a step-by-step walkthrough of last month’s puzzle, for those that would rather just see the answers:

[spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/3NNqnKI.png?1

This transposition cipher has each letter moved forward 123,456,789 times, a nine character number chosen because there are nine columns. The message was written to read horizontally originally, but somehow it was decrypted to read vertically, lol. It reads “On the Wintreath forum go to Summersend Hills within The Registry of Things Past and read the most recent post. The password is ALOHOMORA.” The closing statement by Wintermoot contains a link to a password-protected page on the Wintreath website, www.wintreath.com/mercury which by now may not be up anymore.

It contains (or use to contain, in the future, hello future NSers!) the following binary message:

01010010 01100101 01110100 01110101 01110010 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100111 01101001 01101110 01101110 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101001 01100011 01101000 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01101110 01100001 01101101 01100101 01100100 00101110 00100000 01001111 01101110 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110010 01100101 01110110 01100101 01100001 01101100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101110 01100100 01100101 01101101 01101110 01100001 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110 00100000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01101111 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01000001 01101100 01101101 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 01111001 00100000 01011011 01110110 01101001 01101111 01101100 01100101 01110100 01011101 00101110

This translates to “Return to the beginning of that which cannot be named. Only then can you reveal the rivalry that predates The Almighty [violet].”

It’s apparently not as widely known as The Church of Satan thought, but [violet] has been in NS since at least January of 2003, which you can discover if you search for [violet] in the boneyard. It will tell you the nation belonged to an administrator. [violet]'s profile on the NS forum says she’s been around since 2009 and this mislead everyone. Moving on, “that which cannot be named” is a reference to the WA’s predecessor, The UN, which is specifically referred to as “the bureaucracy that cannot be named” on the General Assembly’s and Security Council’s list of resolutions. At the beginning of the historical resolutions, the first resolution is “Fight The Axis of Evil” drafted by Maxtopia (Max Barry himself). One of Wintreath’s long time citizens is Axis of Evil, also known as Joshus Bluteisen. He was the answer.[/spoiler]

Keep an eye out for July’s puzzle! It’s late but it will be released and will not disappoint.

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IRC Quote of the Season
— Begin quote from ____

<Laurentus>: Anyway, what were you about to say about Occam’s Razor, Hannah?
<Evelynx>: we decided that osama bin laden was, under the simplest possible explanation of the available evidence
<Evelynx>: being kept prisoner in order to make an abraham lincoln, hitler, osama bin laden hybrid
<Laurentus>: Oh god. I suspected as much.

— End quote

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Thanks for reading!