The EP hosts a unique varity of local Flara and Fauna, Plants don’t do nuthin for me so I will lpeak about the varmits.
First anf foremost is the
Fridge Owl this nobel bird while once maligned has found new glory in the region as a mascot of sorts.
They feed on the Crisper Gerbils
Cooler Squirrels, not necessarily a resident of the cooler, they can be found in them quite regularly as they are all hopless alcoholics unable to cope with life unless on a bender.
The Pacific Pygmie Hippo, again a misnomer for they are neither Pacific or Pygmie, as were all Hippos they were imported from France the ancestral home of the Hippo Race, they are also the largest creatures known to man, man has yet to produce anything as big as a Hippo.
more to come
