Welcome to the embassy of The Rather Confused Nation of Elfine
Leader: Some Guy With a Microphone
Minister: Currently succumbing to his minute old injuries.
Address requests to any citizen you see holding an instrument for converting sound waves into electrical energy variations.
Population: 70 million
GDP: 390,000,000,000 PT
Accepts:
-Alliance offers
-Trade offers
-Military development
-Cultural relations
-Intelligence exchange
-Favors
-Requests
A communique from the Kingdom of Kuthernburg to Elfine:
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To: Foreign Affairs Ministers
Greetings,
The Spanish Kingdom Of Kuthernburg would like to request the following:
[ul]
[li] Bilateral Mutual Defense
[li]Trade
[li]Military development
[li]Cultural relations
[li]Intelligence exchange
[li]90 day Visa Exchange
[li]Student Exchange
[li] Joint Scientific Projects
[li]Invitation to work alongside the KOK in Antarctica research station
[li]Bilateral Military Bases Exchange
[/li][/ul]
Cant wait to hear your reply!!
Sincerely,
Queen Naomi Truden II
To: Queen Naomi Truden ll
Greetings,
The Rather Confused Nation of Elfine hereby accepts all of the listed requests.
Sincerely,
Drunkard with a megaphone.
A message from the Zukchivan Department of Foreign Affairs
From: Goryal Seveni
To: Drunkard with a megaphone
Dear Drunkard with a megaphone,
The Republic of Zukchiva, after reviewing your terms,would like to apply for the following items:
Non-Aggression Pacts
Potential Trade Agreements
Cultural Exchange
Diplomatic Recognition
We hope to have a glorious future for both of our nations, and a strong alliance with each other. We hope for the best for your nation,
and your future.
With hope and regards,
Head of the Zukchivan Deparment of Foreign Affairs
Goryal Seveni
To: Goryal Seveni
Greetings,
The Rather Confused Nation of Elfine hereby accepts all of the listed requests.
Sincerely,
Intoxicated homo sapien with an audio device.
To the Ambiguously Defined Male Humanoid Rquipped With an Cone-Shaped Vocal Amplifier of The Rather Confused Nation of Elfine,
Assuming you are sober enough to understand the following, the Exalted Sylvan Realm requests that the Elfine government approve an order of mutual diplomatic recognition between our fair lands, as well as an embassy exchange if you are so well inclined. We would also be interested in various other exchange initiatives, such as one pertaining to cultural affairs, visa programs, and free trade agreements. Each of the aforementioned have been pre-approved by the Shan’da, our head of state. If you have any further questions, please return them with further correspondence.
[right]May your spirits never diminish,
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Tb deh Shand’assssssssssssssssss
A citizen close to the border found a square of toilet paper in their mailbox. On it was a crudely drawn dinosaur, and the words “Yuz, but iz p3e stored in the…”, all drawn in a lime green crayon. You can surmise from the reports of a nude, inebriated male in the area that it’s probably from the Elfineans.
To: Whomever currently both holds a microphone and has 150+ mg/Dl blood alcohol content, The Rather Confused Nation of Elfine
On behalf of the Axdelian government I, Polly Newman, formally apply for the following.
-Diplomatic recognition
-Embassy exchange
Sincerely,
Polly Newman, Secretary of Affairs
Axdel Office of International Affairs
p.s. please inform your citizenry to stop sending non-functional mail bombs to Axdelian addresses.
to Oly Ewwwwwwmmannn
ok.
Hello, Kolosia would like to request.
Non-Aggression Pacts
Alliance Pacts
Free Trade Pacts
Visa Programs
Diplomatic Recognition
Foreign Minister: Drago Munch
Kool-aisia
Elfine would like to request that u stahp being kooler than uz.
but ok
A communique from the The Emirates Of Latianburg to Elfine:
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To: Foreign Affairs Ministers
Greetings,
The Commonwealth Of The Emirates Of Latianburg would like to request the following:
[ul]
[li] Embassy’s Exchange
[li]Trade
[li]Military development
[li]Cultural relations
[li]Intelligence exchange
[li]90 day Visa Exchange
[li]Student Exchange
[li] Joint Scientific Projects
[li] Non-Agression Pact
[li] Diplomatic Recognition
[/li][/ul]
Cant wait to hear your reply!!
Sincerely,
Prime Minister & Vice President
Alexander Harrison
a communist from the elfieneabns
ur mum
bur ok
thisdf ny reply
bye.
