Gracious Greetings!

As Queen and Chief Ambassador of Splawslandia, I wish to humbly extend greetings to my fellows in the East Pacific. As the 590th in a line of fair, warm-hearted leaders, I’m sure we shall get along swimmingly! Please come by some time and experience our mind-blowing vegetarian sushi.

Welcome to The East Pacific!

Hello and welcome! Would your nation happen to have… crab sushi??

It does indeed, my friend! We have quality seafood in abundance here. Along with tree octopi, but we don’t talk about them.

Like Voldemort?


I mean He Who Should Not Be Named…