Greetings from The Rightful Dorgslavic People’s Republic!
We are a nation with many beautiful sights (because the economy has been so badly shredded it can’t exploit them), a strong military (thousands of heavily armed, drafted fanatics) and a strong leader (read: totally insane dictator.)
So come over (on an official visit) today! See the sights, get the best the economy has to offer (if you’re lucky, it’ll be moorhen night in the Giant Dictator People’s Leader Bunker of Death Security), and we won’t arrest you and hold you without charge for months (you’ll be charged with defaming the National Animal).