Greetings fellow East Pacificans,

I am a representative of his holiness Emperor Leontine, leader of the Empire of Theodonis. We seek better relations with all our neighbours - even the pagan ones - and look forward to many happy years in this fine region.

Per Aspera ad Astra!

Welcome to TEP. You may see some people who are less than sane walking around, so here’s a stick to keep them at bay if need be.


(looks up in absolute dismay, and begins whispering…)

Emperor Leontine, please take the stick you’ve been offered. I have NO idea who allowed Nameless ness out, but he can be very, very, very … odd …

(begins to speak in a normal voice)

Welcome to TEP!!! :smiley:

I have a bigger stick. And it has owls on it.

Do not misunderstand, Emperor Leontine. THAT wasn’t a welcome message. And we’re sorry… no one can save you from pack. Sorry. It HAS been a pleasure. We’ll miss u!


Holy cybernetic fridge owl, Batman!!! :blink:

ALL the loons are coming out to play! Emperor Leontine, pay them no heed! They’re ALL a wee bit strange! Alright, not a WEE bit strange … VERY strange!

Just ignore them! The rest of us do. WE’RE all normal! :stuck_out_tongue:


I’m normal. I can’t speak for the rest of them.

The above post was from RATCUT not utract.

Indeed, this does appear to be a region of those most loony. No matter, it merely makes it easier to subd- I mean, share our common experience of this fine region. Good day.