Hello one and all!

I, Terribad, notorious booze hound and reformed leper-hater, have arrived here in TEP to act as TNI’s ambassador!

The Kaiserin and I are very happy to once again have a working embassy among you.


Drunken Ninny

Welcome to the East Pacific! And remember to have fun while you’re here!

Booze-hound, you say?!?!

looks around furtively You’ve likely come to exactly the right place! Just beware of our alcoholic squirrels … they’ve been known to swoop in on any unprotected stashes!

We are happy to have you here, Mr. Ambassador