I arrive

Hello, everyone, and welcome! I am the player of The Most Serene Republic of Kelara; I’ve just started playing, and I am excited to begin!

Welcome to the region and the forum. I haven’t located your nation. Kelara, you said? At any rate, welcome, again. Be on the look out for the welcoming committee. No, seriously…you’ll want to watch out for them…:ph43r:

hi hi

I have consumed you.

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Welcome to the region and the forum.  I haven’t located your nation.  Kelara, you said?  At any rate, welcome, again.  Be on the look out for the welcoming committee.  No, seriously…you’ll want to watch out for them…:ph43r:

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Pffft! :stuck_out_tongue:

He’s just jealous because he never received his official nation-warming gifts!

No nation can be without a breeding pair of alcoholic squirrels! https://groups.tapatalk-cdn.com/smilies/52127/1536592182.6772-smiley.gif?ttinline=truehttps://groups.tapatalk-cdn.com/smilies/52127/1536592182.6772-smiley.gif?ttinline=true
Just keep them off the hard stuff, and they’re friendly as can be … a light ale is recommended, Loopian if you can get it. I won’t even give you a fridge owl; at least one will show up soon enough.

Now. If you want to keep on the good side of our Delegate (who has enormous feet), we recommend a pair of clown shoes. In fact, they’ve almost become mandatory. You know the type of thing … big toes, floppy, brightly-coloured … That way Gnid won’t be able to tell the difference between your feet and his! :stuck_out_tongue:

Welcome to TEP! :smiley:

Ahoy!

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Welcome to the region and the forum.  I haven’t located your nation.  Kelara, you said?  At any rate, welcome, again.  Be on the look out for the welcoming committee.  No, seriously…you’ll want to watch out for them…:ph43r:

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Pffft! :stuck_out_tongue:

He’s just jealous because he never received his official nation-warming gifts!

No nation can be without a breeding pair of alcoholic squirrels! https://groups.tapatalk-cdn.com/smilies/52127/1536592182.6772-smiley.gif?ttinline=truehttps://groups.tapatalk-cdn.com/smilies/52127/1536592182.6772-smiley.gif?ttinline=true
Just keep them off the hard stuff, and they’re friendly as can be … a light ale is recommended, Loopian if you can get it. I won’t even give you a fridge owl; at least one will show up soon enough.

Now. If you want to keep on the good side of our Delegate (who has enormous feet), we recommend a pair of clown shoes. In fact, they’ve almost become mandatory. You know the type of thing … big toes, floppy, brightly-coloured … That way Gnid won’t be able to tell the difference between your feet and his! :stuck_out_tongue:

Welcome to TEP! :smiley:

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Hmm, are we allowed to shoot owls and squirrels then?

Oh, and will crocs be allowed?

Good heavens, no! :o

We try to rehabilitate the squirrels, poor darlings! Granted, the success rate isn’t all that good … :unsure:

As for our fridge owls … why, they’re one of the regional critters of TEP! There must be some kind of law … somewhere … all those thousands of legislative tomes lying around …

Ahhh … found it! I should have known! Tome 3442! :rolleyes:

I do hope that answers your question about the fridge owls. I certainly wouldn’t want you getting in trouble for shooting them!

OH! It looks as though it may even have answered your question about crocs … sort of … :lol:

Not those crocs, the shoes you wear kind!

As long as you can add floppy toes to them, sure! :stuck_out_tongue: