Yesterday, I received this telegram from a new, UN Member nation in another region. I thought it was interesting, as I’ve heard about telegrams like these, but have never received one myself. So I figured I would share it with you all. 
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I am willing to buy your account. Please give me your price, however high, and i will negoiate your price. If you reject, even if unwise, i would like to keep in contact and would appreciate you guiding me and helping me in the game
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