Memo To The Public

Greetings EP citizens. I am the CEO of Club Stoic, the corporate superpower taking the corporate world by storm. A friend recommended I try NS a little over a year ago and I’ve been here and there ever since, sampling all that NS has to offer. Until now I am yet to come to The East Pacific.

Welcome to the East!

Have you requisitioned your fridge owl yet?

Don’t forget to queue up for assimilation.

Office policy mandates that owls are to remain separate from refrigerators at all times. This policy however is being reviewed by the board of directors.

Welcome to The East Pacific.

Welcome, indeed.

Welcome to TEP!