EAST PACIFIC SOVEREIGN ARMY
-EST. 2012-
THE WEAKEST OF WAVES WILL TURN EVEN THE MOST SOLID ROCK TO DUST
HAIL TO THE EAST! And welcome to the thread for the East Pacific Sovereign Army, the official raid/defense force of TEP. We specialize in general proficiency, and if you think that’s just a load of meaningless rhetoric, you’d be right. The EPSA has existed for over five years, honorably serving the people of the East Pacific. The EPSA looks for the best of the region, willing to serve with dedication and enthusiasm. We stand for the protection of our community, and that of our valued allies across the globe. We engage in combat operations against the worst and most nefarious elements of NS, while standing proudly alongside the best and brightest of R/D on both ends of the spectrum. If you are a patriot for our region and wish to fulfill your duty, look no further. Below you can find some additional details, and at the bottom, an application form so we can get you started!
Features
“EPSA: Doing what we decided is best for everyone else, regardless of their opinions on the matter!”
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Frisbeeteria, Senior Game Moderator
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RAIDING, for when there’s a chip on the shoulder, it’s our job to rectify this issue with FIRE AND BLOOD. There is also much fun and practice to be found tagging and gaining experience on the fields of battle, which will make better soldiers all around. There isn’t anything more glorious than bathing in the blood of your enemies. Except for bathing in chocolate. But we can’t promise that.
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DEFENDING, the secondary regional pastime, after aimlessly kicking deflated footballs. Wherever there is injustice, wherever there is tyranny, wherever there is opportunity for shameless glory, the EPSA will be there. You will learn to chase, detag and liberate, with the potential to take part in the most thrilling operations in Gameplay.
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PRESTIGE, because it isn’t any military worth considering if you don’t get fancy ribbons and shiny plates for doing it. Become the envy of your peers, and prove wrong all those condescending superiors who told you that you’d never amount to anything in life! They might be right, but damned if you didn’t get a hell of a ribbon for it.
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ESCAPE, Pina Coladas not included. There’s no better way to develop a tight bond with one of the friendliest communities in NationStates, as well as see the various wonders of the outside regions, than to tour with the EPSA. Get away from that boring life of answering menial issues and shitposting on the regional message board.
PREREQUISITES
You will need:
- Citizenship in the East Pacific (please apply if you haven’t already)
- A Discord account, in order to coordinate with leadership.
- No reasons for us not to trust your utmost dedication to our region.
- Knowledge of the http://forum.theeastpacific.com/topic/5195006/1/
APPLICATION FORM
Fill out the form below and make the corresponding oath, then post it in this thread to enlist.
1. World Assembly Nation Name:
2. Name of your nation in The East Pacific:
3. Other main Nations that you're known by (if any):
4. Are you in other regions (and if so, please state them so we can blacklist them from invasion (PMs work too):
5. Do you have any prior gameplay military experience, such as raiding/defending?:
If not, are you willing to learn?:
6. Avaliability
What timezone do you live in?:
Are you available at the:
Major update (12am EST):
Minor update (12pm EST):
What days are you available at?:
Communication (during our operations we use Discord for communication)
7. Discord username tag:
If you do not have Discord, are you willing to get it?:
8. Do you agree to the East Pacific Sovereign Army Act?:
9. OATH: I, [name here], do from this moment pledge my unfaltering loyalty to the East Pacific, and my unwavering service to the East Pacific Sovereign Army, to the best of my abilities and within my capacity; that I will serve honorably, and do right by the name of the East Pacific; that I will not bring dishonor onto my region; that I will not betray the people or the constitution of the East Pacific; that I will obey the orders of my superiors and faithfully uphold my duty as a soldier in service of the East Pacific; I will live and die by the square and compass. The weakest of waves will turn even the most solid rock to the dust. Hail to the East!
10. OPTIONAL: Post an image that represents you! url.png
IMPORTANT: Please create a discordapp.com account and join our military operations channel: https://discord.gg/v3d8vzh (Copy and paste this link into your Discordapp.com
Once you do- Say hi and send a Direct Message to Elfine!
Make sure you join the regular citizens chatroom too:
Civilian Channel: https://discord.gg/j5xD2CC
Following your application, simply await acceptance into the EPSA. Upon your admission you will be contacted with a link to the army’s Discord server. Please speak with Commander Elfine upon your arrival. Congratulations, you are now fresh meat part of the valued and prestigious corps of the East Pacific Sovereign Army. Get those boots shined, maggot.[/font]
“Your uniform doesn’t fit. You’re much too alive in it.”
[hr][right]Form authored by Ikania for EPSA use only, gratefully with influence from Xoriet and Escade.[/right]
