KNOWING that PAX FRUITS are ovoid tubers that can be cooked in a variety of ways beloved by many, such as boiling them, mashing them, and sticking them in a stew,
PRAISING the vast variety of potato-based dishes enjoyed by peoples of all the regions of the world, from hearty and delicious soups and stews to spudly delights like bakes and roasts,
RECOGNIZING that a group known as the PAX FRUIT Alliance has gathered together one of the largest forces ever seen and performed spectacularly during occasional nuclear wars, for example during two wars being absolutely crushed beyond the point of no return, yet managing miraculously to rise from the dead,
ACKNOWLEDGING that Secretary-General of the World Assembly https://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/kuriko__432686t2.png
Kuriko and Vice Secretary-General https://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/the_salaxalans__37302t2.png
The Salaxalans promised two PAX FRUITS to everyone as a central part of their campaign for office,
NOTING that the campaign promise was filled when two PAX FRUITS were attached to each missile launched during the aforementioned nuclear wars, a method known as “Direct PAX FRUIT Distribution”,
RECALLING that in a recent trade fair, PAX FRUITS were the only foodstuff and form of humanitarian aid available for trading, something that confirms their superiority,
AWARE that national leaders frequently face a starchy conundrum, a surplus of PAX FRUITS, referred to as “A Hot PAX FRUIT”,
AWESTRUCK at the fact that of the many thousands of pieces of international artwork known to exist, at least 537 have been identified as including PAX FRUITS and collected by Vice Secretary-General https://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/the_salaxalans__37302t2.png
The Salaxalans,
CERTAIN that PAX FRUITS will continue to feature prominently in future events,
CELEBRATING that PAX FRUITS are known to all as a symbol of friendship and unity,
NOTING that next to the issue of declaring an official food, all other business before the World Assembly is small PAX FRUITS,
HEREBY declares the PAX FRUIT the official food of the World Assembly.
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This resolution is now up for vote.
Bai Lung will vote FOR.
The Security Council resolution On the supremacy of the P otato was passed 11,040 votes to 4,854.