# Ridiculous Ads **URL:** \ **Category:** The East Pacific Archive\ **Tags:** social-archive\ **Created:** [July 27, 2010, 6:01pm UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/ridiculous-ads/2353 "2010-07-27T18:01:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Der\_Fuhrer\_Dyszel](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@Der\_Fuhrer\_Dyszel](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/u/Der_Fuhrer_Dyszel)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 6:01pm UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/ridiculous-ads/2353/1 "2010-07-27T18:01:53Z")
So, we all get those obnixious ads on both NS and the forums that try to appeal to our supposed genre and entice us to play their games based on the keywords in which we post. I figured we can make some humor out of it by posting the most ridiculous ads we have received and why they are ridiculous! Case in point, I am getting War 2 ads on NS that depict helpless women in barely any clothing being manhandled as the prizes of war. Because the implication of raping a woman is definitely going to get me, a woman, to play that game. :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Southern\_Yugoslavia](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/user_avatar/forum.theeastpacific.com/southern_yugoslavia/32/10574_2.png) [@Southern\_Yugoslavia](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/u/Southern_Yugoslavia)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 6:48pm UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/ridiculous-ads/2353/2 "2010-07-27T18:48:59Z")
I just got one for MapleStory. I’ll let you decide what’s wrong with it. [http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/1138/maplestoryad.png](http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/1138/maplestoryad.png) ---
**Author:** ![Allegheny](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/user_avatar/forum.theeastpacific.com/allegheny/32/15352_2.png) [@Allegheny](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/u/Allegheny)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 8:17pm UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/ridiculous-ads/2353/3 "2010-07-27T20:17:09Z")
I get stupid ones from zoosk all the time telling me i need a girlfriend… but unfortunately for them i haven’t felt the need for a shackles around my feet and a large sucking sound coming out of my wallet. Yea i have mostly bad experiences, DONT JUDGE ME! _cries in the corner_ ---
**Author:** ![Kangarawa](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/k/9d8465/32.png) [@Kangarawa](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/u/Kangarawa)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 10:14pm UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/ridiculous-ads/2353/4 "2010-07-27T22:14:17Z")
_grins_ Using NoScript with FF prevents me from seeing any of them. Think I’m relieved! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Fuhrer\_Dyszel](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@Der\_Fuhrer\_Dyszel](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/u/Der_Fuhrer_Dyszel)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 11:22pm UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/ridiculous-ads/2353/5 "2010-07-27T23:22:52Z")
Apparently I need a girlfriend too Allegheny. Zoosk is really trying hard! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Chancellor\_Shaw](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@Chancellor\_Shaw](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/u/Chancellor_Shaw)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 3:51am UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/ridiculous-ads/2353/6 "2010-07-28T03:51:50Z")
I use Adblock Plus for Firefox, so I don’t see the ads… I kind of feel like I’m missing out now. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Emjay](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/user_avatar/forum.theeastpacific.com/emjay/32/10142_2.png) [@Emjay](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/u/Emjay)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 6:06am UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/ridiculous-ads/2353/7 "2010-07-28T06:06:40Z")
…I never get anything crazy… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![yk001nul](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/y/9de053/32.png) [@yk001nul](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/u/yk001nul)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 6:27am UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/ridiculous-ads/2353/8 "2010-07-28T06:27:47Z")
I am proud to announce that I collect each and every ad that sneaked into my e-mail, starting from 10 years ago. As of now, I have a total of 825,421 useless messages, with 11,688 of them still unread. That summed up to an average of 6878 spum messages a year. I’m going for a million hit. Then I’ll hunt each and every fool who sent them to me, ‘misplace’ off their heads and be the modern-day Vlad the Impaler. ![](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/uploads/default/original/1X/4fb24a028fcd1275269fa103be0d4a5544a74d5b.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Reziel](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Reziel](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/u/Reziel)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 7:13pm UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/ridiculous-ads/2353/9 "2010-07-28T19:13:38Z")
_— Begin quote from \_\_\_\__ I am proud to announce that I collect each and every ad that sneaked into my e-mail, starting from 10 years ago. As of now, I have a total of 825,421 useless messages, with 11,688 of them still unread. That summed up to an average of 6878 spum messages a year. I’m going for a million hit. Then I’ll hunt each and every fool who sent them to me, ‘misplace’ off their heads and be the modern-day Vlad the Impaler. ![](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/uploads/default/original/1X/4fb24a028fcd1275269fa103be0d4a5544a74d5b.gif) _— End quote_ I would have known all of this BEFORE voting for your Magisterial seat! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Fuhrer\_Dyszel](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@Der\_Fuhrer\_Dyszel](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/u/Der_Fuhrer_Dyszel)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 2:10am UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/ridiculous-ads/2353/10 "2010-07-30T02:10:20Z")
[![](http://images.tabulas.com/11014/l/silly-ad.bmp) ](http://images.tabulas.com/11014/l/silly-ad.bmp) Do I need to stay more? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Emjay](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/user_avatar/forum.theeastpacific.com/emjay/32/10142_2.png) [@Emjay](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/u/Emjay)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 4:15am UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/ridiculous-ads/2353/11 "2010-07-30T04:15:59Z")
I just get normal ads. I keep trying to get them. Still no luck. Lol. ---
**Author:** ![Kandarin](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kandarin](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/u/Kandarin)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 6:34am UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/ridiculous-ads/2353/12 "2010-07-30T06:34:11Z")
![](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/uploads/default/original/2X/9/90afff336fa0d2629d82da97239e1076d99847c7.gif) This one caught my eye only on the second frame. “Women like me! Oh, that’s nice to hear. Waaaaiiit…” ---
**Author:** ![yk001nul](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/y/9de053/32.png) [@yk001nul](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/u/yk001nul)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 9:21am UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/ridiculous-ads/2353/13 "2010-07-30T09:21:39Z")
_— Begin quote from \_\_\_\__ _— Begin quote from \_\_\_\__ I am proud to announce that I collect each and every ad that sneaked into my e-mail, starting from 10 years ago. As of now, I have a total of 825,421 useless messages, with 11,688 of them still unread. That summed up to an average of 6878 spum messages a year. I’m going for a million hit. Then I’ll hunt each and every fool who sent them to me, ‘misplace’ off their heads and be the modern-day Vlad the Impaler. ![](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/uploads/default/original/1X/4fb24a028fcd1275269fa103be0d4a5544a74d5b.gif) _— End quote_ I would have known all of this BEFORE voting for your Magisterial seat! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 😉 _— End quote_ Awww, don’t worry. There’s a large possibility that the only thing I’d do once hitting the million limit is to just sulk in the corner of the room and curse my fate. :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Kalibarr](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kalibarr](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/u/Kalibarr)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 3:39am UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/ridiculous-ads/2353/14 "2010-07-31T03:39:38Z")
I used to get one about some Nazi site, now I get russian dating sites for some odd reason. ---
**Author:** ![Monkey\_Astronauts](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Monkey\_Astronauts](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/u/Monkey_Astronauts)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 8:50pm UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/ridiculous-ads/2353/15 "2010-07-31T20:50:31Z")
Related: at one point, instead of going via Google’s I’m Feeling Lucky function, any lone keywords placed into my URL field would take me to a Chinese bridal service. Also, does anybody remember this little jab at other ads of its kind? [http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/820/211561259173686.jpg](http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/820/211561259173686.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Oh\_My\_Days](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/o/df705f/32.png) [@Oh\_My\_Days](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/u/Oh_My_Days)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 9:16pm UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/ridiculous-ads/2353/16 "2010-08-04T21:16:23Z")
_— Begin quote from \_\_\_\__ I used to get one about some Nazi site, now I get russian dating sites for some odd reason. _— End quote_ Probably something to do with talking to me :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Fuhrer\_Dyszel](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@Der\_Fuhrer\_Dyszel](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/u/Der_Fuhrer_Dyszel)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 6:54am UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/ridiculous-ads/2353/17 "2010-08-15T06:54:02Z")
[![](http://images.tabulas.com/11014/l/bad-ad.bmp) ](http://images.tabulas.com/11014/l/bad-ad.bmp) Evidently I am looking for a date and miserably failing because I am a Geek. So how do you get me to to be interested? Try showing me an ad of a nearly retarded looking guy that is supposed to be attractive to me because clearly that is the image of a Geek and the Geek I am trying to find to date. This site sold me! _frantically clicks on it because I am too interested to wait for it load_ :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Bai\_Lung](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/user_avatar/forum.theeastpacific.com/bai_lung/32/12754_2.png) [@Bai\_Lung](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/u/Bai_Lung)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/ridiculous-ads/2353/18 "2010-08-15T16:23:33Z")
I’m annoyed with all the free RP online ads!!! :o ---
**Author:** ![Emjay](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/user_avatar/forum.theeastpacific.com/emjay/32/10142_2.png) [@Emjay](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/u/Emjay)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 3:58am UTC](https://forum.theeastpacific.com/t/ridiculous-ads/2353/19 "2023-08-12T03:58:18Z")