[RPNEWS]KRECHNEWS

Comrades,

The war in Wachovia has started to get violent again after a brief standstill. The Packilvanians launched a new offensive, while other nations struggled to fly expatriates from Trioni’s few embassies. The Wachovians, however, continue to bravely resist, fighting it out against a stronger foe.

The Premier is still on vacation, but has been controlling most national affairs from his large cabin in the Dubrovniks. He has said that, since the Malay affair, he is going to try not to involve Krechzianko in the war. He also says, however, that as the war grows, Krechzianko’s chances of joining in do as well.

Weather today is cloudy, but with no precipitation.

Hello, comrades.

Krechzianko is on high alert today after the Father of PAckilvania announced his intentions to invade any nation funding rebels in Trioni. this was obviously aimed, at least partially, at our glorious country. The Premier refused to back down, and released this statement:

"Friends, the time has come. The Packilvanian imperial war has gone on long enough, their evil power expanding now to Indonesia. Already they have conquered the free nation of Trioni, and now they invade the Wachovia Coalition’s territory. How much longer must this madness continue?

I have discussed the matter of the war with my highest-ranking advisors, and we have made our decision: The People’s Republic of Krechzianko will hereby remain on the alert for any and all Packilvanian aircraft in our airspace. If a single Packilvanian unit is seen near our country, we will not hesitate to destroy them. We will not engage in any offensive operations against them, but we are indeed ready to protect our small nation with our lives…we know that our people are few in number, and are naught but flesh and bone. We cannot hope to beat back a tide of robotic soldiers, but we will kill as many as humanly possible before dying. The people of Krechzianko are proud and patriotic; we won’t give in to naked aggression and obvious threats.

Our allies may feel endangered by what they consider our naivate, our boldness. My government was sick of standing on the edge of conflict while merely giving aid to rebels. Something had to give, and now it has.

We will not pursue war; the Krech people are not fond of death, as our enemies may be. We hope for future peace as much as any people, but we won’t stand for attacks on our pride. Attack us and we’ll fight like hell before going, leave us alone and we’ll pursue friendship with you. I ask you all to consider the latter, for the greater good. thank you."

A stirring speech from the Premier. The military has declared martial law in all cities, and a curfew after 10 o’clock. The air forces are on patrol in Krech airspace, and will destroy any enemy forces spotted. The Premier urges you to stay indoors in case of air raids. The army is not fully equipped due to the AMP, but they are using whatever they can.

Krech aircraft dropped several bombs on Trioni yesterday as a response to PAckilvania’s chilling announcement. This caused massed confusion and fear across the EP as nations scrambled their fighters and readied nuclear weapons. General Brownoff has announced that the army is not afraid to use WMDs if it becomes necessary.

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The air force is on high alert.


A bomb similar to those used against Packilvania.

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Anti-Packilvanian rioting in the FPS.

Weather was slightly rainy/snowy, with a fair amount of cloud cover. We expect a 40% chance of nuclear rain.

ALERT ALERT ALERT

ALL CITIZENS OF KRECHZIANKO SHOULD STAY NEAR A SHELTER OR UNDERGROUND STRUCTURE. DO NOT GO INTO OPEN AREAS SUCH AS FARMLAND OR MEADOWS. REPEAT: STAY IN A SHELTER OR UNDERGROUND AREA UNTIL OTHERWISE NOTIFIED.

ALL RESERVE UNITS ARE TO REPORT TO THEIR BARRACKS IMMEDIATELY.

ALL POLICE AND NATIONAL DEFENSE UNITS ARE TO PREPARE THEIR WEAPONS AND REPORT TO MILITARY INSTALLATIONS IMMEDIATELY.

THE NUCLEAR ALARM WILL SOUND LIKE THIS:

http://www.airraidsirens.com/mp3/brattleboro_alert.mp3

THE CONVENTIONAL ATTACK ALARM WILL SOUND LIKE THIS:

http://www.airraidsirens.com/mp3/model2attack.mp3

THE AIR RAID SIREN WILL SOUND LIKE THIS: http://www.airraidsirens.com/mp3/carterhand.mp3

STAY IN YOUR HOMES!

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Comrades,

While tension has died down in Krechzianko, the army is ready for anything. A Packilvanian ship is over our nation, ready to bomb innocents at a moment’s notice. The military is on high alert and rockets are pointed to the sky.

The new Alliance of EPTO is being formed as we speak, with Krechzianko among its founding members.

[Sorry abou the shortness, but i’m too lazy to finish this.]

Weather was snowy today, with roads covered everywhere. Get ready for a tough commute!

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Krechenstadt with the medium snow cover from all day today.

Hello, comrades!

Peace with Packilvania as the brief crisis was averted. Packilvanian ships no longer threaten Krechzianko, and the army is no longer on high alert. The air force has now pulled all unnecessary planes from patrols over Krech airspace, and we are all happy to know that there will be no war.

The East Pacific peacekeeping group EPTO has officially been formed, with Free Pacific States, Krechzianko, and Jambuula its founding members. The People’s Republic of Xiopothos has joined, as well. EPTO will keep the East Pacific safe from tyranny and terrorism.

The invasion of Plot 66 was postponed after the crisis with Packilvania, but the army is once again moving to northern Neo Arcadia in prepataion for an attack. The takeover should begin sometime this week, and most of the soldiers are extremely excited.

Weather was very snowy, and school in Krechenstadt has been cancelled.

We’re sorry. Any claims of a Krech spacefleet program have been proven untrue.

The only spaceship is a small rocket, scheduled to launch this week.

The original post was eliminated due to this development.

OOC: Sheeseh! Why don’t you just give my conspiracy theorists an alien? Well…actually, seeing as we have like 8 races of them here in the EP, thats not the best of comparisons, but you get the idea…

Comrades,

Major development! After weeks of waiting, Krech forces have now been sent to attack Plot 66! The first units will be landing on the coast by 4:00 PM. Their attack plan is to gain quick control of the coast and major cities, then to pacify the wilderness. There are several large cities in the Plot, and it was formerly the home of the ancient nation of Toisan. That nation no longer exists, but thousands of Chinese still reside there. We are here with General Brownoff in an exclusive interview:

“General, what exactly is the plan?”

“well, we’ll be sending in the navy early on, and they’ll bombard the main enemy defences. The air force will have bombers ready to eleiminate most of the inland resistance, and the army will make a series of quick landings here, here, and here.”

“Interesting. How many casualties do you expect?”

“Oh, very minimal. Probably only a few dead, maybe a hundred or so wounded. Our men are very well-trained and -equipped, you know.”

“Certainly. What kind of weapons and tactics will the Chinese employ?”

“We expect them to fight in the open at first, but they’ll soon realize that guerrilla warfare is the only option. They use old-fashioned rifles and melee weapons, so they shouldn’t be a problem.”

“And finally, what will we do when the fighting is over?”

“We’ll have a garrison in the Plot, and build a small space launch pad. There are already a few small airports there, and we’ll just expand them. A good number of Slavic Krechs are expected to move in, which will help to lower the chance of rebellion. And we will pass legislation to make Plot 66 into an ‘occupied territory’. Once Krechzinako grows, though, we’ll make it a full-fledged province.”

Very interesting. Also today, the spaceship ‘Petrechna-One’, a small rocket with a satellite being transported, will launch from a small pad in the Southern Province. It will release a communications satellite, and will beam the national anthem to all shortwave radios set to frequency 20 or 40 MHz. This is the first time a Krech ship will enter space. The rocket will lose its first stage, which is unrecoverable, over the ocean. The Space Ministry, a new bureaucracy, has announced that they will send a man into space by May Day, and have another satellite up next week.]

[OOC: The ‘communications satellite’ is actually an EMP satellite, sorta like the bombs I used on Pack. The one next week will be an observation satellite…]

Plot 66 is now officially held by Krechzianko! Several thousand settlers are already moving to the new territory, and the Committee passed a resolution to make the Plot an overseas territory.

In political news, Vladimir Onassis campaigned in the South this week, bringing many to his speeches. He still does not have the Premier’s level of support, however. A new party, the Workers’ solidarity Party, have gained momentum recently, as well.

The war in Wachovia does not do well. The Packilvanians captured the capital of the Truczon territory, causing great distress all over the EP.

Hello, comrades.

A bomb recently exploded in the capital of Trioni. normally this wouldn’t be out of the ordinary, but it was…a nuclear bomb. A terrorist group may have placed the bomb, which killed thousands of Packilvanian troops and civilians. A large section of the city is in ruins. Krechnews offers its condolences to the families of the deceased.

The war in the south goes badly for Wachovia, with fighting all over the front. Packilvanian forces are still slowly advancing east. Our military has a contingent in Milesandia, ready for an attack.

Plot 66 is now being populated by Krech slavs. They have left for the new territory in hope of achieving a better future. On a similar note, thousands of Chinese natives have fled the area; more are expected to follow. The cities and landmarks of the Plot will be renamed (Hong Kong is to be called Novaya Odessa, and Canton will be called Mierminshka.)

In political news, several new parties, previously thought to be useless, have been gaining support. Tomorrow we’ll have a large political special, describing everything related to politics here in Krechzianko. Remember, April 27th is election day for the Committee, as well as the current committee’s election of a Premier. May 1st is glorious May Day, and is also the day of the elected Premier’s inauguration.

Hello! Today we’ll be presenting the much-anticipated news special: Politics in Krechzianko. We’ll be simplifying things for foreign viewers.

Krechzianko is, of course, a socialist nation. We have been so since 1920, when the hero Georgi Petrechna led the revolution against the bourgeois dogs. Ever since, the people have been given a fair share of their production, and private business is almost non-existent. Foreign influence, business-wise, is also frowned upon, and the government does all it can to prevent monopolies and outsourcing. But the current Premier [ooc: he actually has a name, I just can’t remember it] was appointed in 1998. He ushered in a new era of freedom and economic progress in our nation. During his term, the Premier introduced progressive policies in the economic and social worlds. He brought about Glastnost and Perestroika, which would allow for openness and the freedom to speak out against the Party. His most important policy is Democratization. This will let the People control their government and have greater political influence.

Under the current political system, the People elect councils for each of their Provinces, from which the Premier appoints certain members to the Central committee. The Committee votes on issues, and acts as the main legislature. They elect a Prime Minister from their own ranks, who wields little power. The Premier is appointed by the previous Premier, and he controls the entire Government. This system is complicated and highly inefficient.

Under the future system, modeled after Hungary’s, the People will directly elect the Central Committee, which will consist of 386 members. The Committee will elect a Premier, but not necessarily from the Committee itself. The legislature will still be one-house. It will be elected as follows:

176 will be elected directly from small counties and districts,
120 will be elected from the 4 provinces,
90 will be elected nationally from the major parties.

A Prime Minister will be chosen from the leading Party, and will serve an administrative purpose rather than a powerful one.

This may sound confusing, but it is actually quite simple. The Premier, rather than appointing Ministers directly, will make recommendations. The Committee will have to pass his suggestion.

The Judicial system will be simplified as well. Judges of all levels will be elected by the People, while the Chief Justice of the People’s (Supreme) Court will be chosen by the Committee. The new Constitutional court is to have more importance in the future.

The numerous and useless bureaucracies of Krechzianko are to be cut down within the next 5-year Plan, allowing for less government spending. This will alleviate the stress on our economy and the recent recession.

To keep the country from being under too much stress, the People will not have to elect the 120 provincial Committee members this election; they will remain from the old Committee. In the future, the three groups will be elected at different times.

The economy will remain socialist, and it will always be that way. Barriers will be placed to keep the Committee from becoming too capitalistic.

Finally, the dates at which election occur will be important. The Premier will serve a 5-year term, and can be reelected once. Committee members will serve terms 5 years in length, as well.

YEAR ONE:

APRIL 1: Election of Central Committee. (In future, only the 176 main members will be chosen.)

APRIL 27: Current Committee elects new Premier.

MAY 1: May Day, appointment of new Premier.

YEAR TWO:

APRIL 1: Election of 120 members of Committee.

YEAR THREE:

APRIL 1: Election of remaining 90 Committee members.

MAY 1: New PM chosen.

Simple, isn’t it?

Many parties have sprung up, and we have gone over them before. They are many in number, but the PLPK, which has run krechzianko for over 80 years, remains the most popular.

PLPK (People’s Labor Party of Kr.): The socialist party, and current leading power. In control since 1920.

KPDF (Kr. People’s Defense Force): Conservative party, supportive of foreign business.

NPK (Nationalist Party of Kr.): Predominantly conservative, supports strong army and national pride.

JPP (Jewish Progressive Party): Small and weak, fairly liberal Jewish.

NIDF (Northern Independence Defense Force): Middle-of-road, support autonomy for Northern provinces.

GIP (Greek Independence Party): Fairly liberal, support Greek autonomy.

RIP (Romanian " "): More conservative, same as above but Romanian.

Several other groups exist, but these are the ones which are well-known. Many of these groups have been accused of supporting rebellion, namely the NIDF and KPDF. The former is being investigated by the gov’t after several car bombings and murders in the last few years.

The four Provinces have several small groups focused only on that area, but these have little strength.

Well, that’s all for now. We’ll give you updates on the political scene as time goes on!

Hello, friends!

We have received preliminary reports of a peace treaty being considered in wachovia. Details are sketchy, but we are looking for more information now. Stay tuned for more!

Several terrorist attacks have taken place in Trioni as of late; we have reason to believe they were caused by the same group which caused the nuclear attack on Trioni recently. On multiple ocassions, suicide bombers attacked Trioni civilians and soldiers supporting the Packilvanian imperialists. Krechzianko’s antiterror teams are looking for cells within our borders; nothing has come up yet.

The battle lines in the Central Committee are being drawn as the Premier’s electoral race heats up. While the majority of members are strong supporters of the Premier, some have decided to break away and turn to the dark side. We have noticed more campaigning all across the country, but the opposition is divided. If they were one party, they could most likely win the election. However, they opposition is confused and split, giving the PLPK a strong advantage. Many new Committee hopefuls have taken to the stump, preparing for the coming election. 266 new members are to be elected this April 1st, and hundreds are already gearing up for the battle. The police are to be more watchful in case some breakaway groups resort to violence during the campaign.

So far, the Committee (still 120 members until April, remember) have endorsed the following parties.

72 members: PLPK
23 members: Krech People’s Defense force
9 members: Nationalist Party
3 members: Greek Independence
1 member: Romanian Independence
1 member: Jewish Progressive

11 members have not yet endorsed any parties. Some of the scattered opposition groups have recently turned to the KPDF, but more will be needed for Onassis to be elected Premier on April 27th.

Greetings, comrades!

The possibility of peace continues in Wachovia, but we still have no specifics. We all hope that the Father will understand how much he is despised, and will realize that he must make peace.

The army is being rotated back to Krechzianko for leave today, and we are beginning to pull more soldiers from Plot 66. A couple of brigades will remain, and we’ll have more troops here in the Homeland.

We’re proud to announce that Plot 66 has been opened up to Krechnews! They will now tune in to receive the best news around!

Little has developed of late as far as news, loyal viewers. The peace agreements may continue in Wachovia, we aren’t sure.

More troops are being pulled back from Plot 66, while a local militia is being set up. It will consist of several thousand of the recent Slav immigrants to the plot; they will be armed with extra weaponry from the national stockpile. The airbase in the Plot is nearly finished, with several squadrons being flown in this week. They may begin to engage in patrols over nearby plots soon, so as to be sure that insurgents aren’t operating out of the jungles around 66.

The Committee elections will be held in roughly two weeks, and things are getting nasty. Many members have been campaigning heavily for the past few days, with most concentrated in the Central Province. Millions are expected to turn out to vote on April 1st. The PLPK is still Krechnews’ projected winner!

Big news, comrades!

Krechzianko has just announced that we will be entering the EP hockey tournament! We know that we’ll win, what with our Slavic background and such. More on this tomorrow.

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The new team, the Stalinists!

Well, comrades, the election is coming soon! The preparations have been finalized; after much confusion, 386 new Committee members will be elected in the coming weeks! On April 1st, the People will come to the polls and cast their votes. The coming of democracy is a new era in the history of Krechzianko, and we all hope that it will be successful. The new Committee will convene in the beautiful Capitol Building in Krechenstadt’s government district, where the Building’s Greco-Roman facade will reflect our fledgling democracy. All foreign ambassadors will be invited to the Capitol Building on April 3rd, to see the new Committee’s first session. It will be ceremonial, of course; no laws will actually be voted on. http://www.photoweb.ru/prophoto/Gallery/n_arhytekt/most1.jpg
The Government Disrtict of Central Krechenstadt.


A view of the Capitol building. It is located across the street from the beautiful-tree-filled People’s Park.

Hello, friends!

The Premier has been making overtures toward the dictatorship of Vladistock Island, a country which is half-ruled by a powerful government and half under the control of tribal insurgents. He had issued an ultimatum to Vladistock’s leaders, and is awaiting a response. EPTO allies have mainly supported military action there to formulate a stable, democratic government. The first transport planes have already begun to land in Characoi, Xiopothos, which could become our base of operations near the island. If the dictator does not respond by midnight on Friday, war will begin. The military is already being readied for combat and nation-building.

Comrades, today is both a sad day and a great one.

Our nation’s armies invaded the dictatorship of Vlsdistock island recently, and a large-scale war has begun to form. Thousands of soldiers are being sent in to eliminate enemy military resistance and save their civilians from their opressive leaders. We have taken several hundred casualties, and more are mounting fast. However, Vladistock’s resistance is also showing some signs of weakness; their troops have retreated from the beachheads and pulled back into the forests.

The evil ruler of the island has now violated a cease-fire by downing peaceful helicopters and continuing to engage our troops. They also threatened our People with nuclear missiles. Most foreign support is on their side, as other leaders believe that this war is somehow imperialistic. It is actually humanitarian aid, but nobody seems to realize that. Xiopothos, meanwhile, is helping by sending a large contingent of marines into the fray.


Our glorious armies in Vladistock.

Meanwhile, the elections will be taking place quite soon. The new members of the Central Committee have been campaigning quite a bit, and now they’ll see the fruits of their labor. It is expected that the conservative reactionary parties may have some unexpected victories as a result of the war in Vladistock, which anti-war types have ‘blamed’ on the Premier. We’ll have to see what happens.

Due to the large amount of news and Krech (the player)'s overall laziness, no news will be broadcast today. Sorry, comrades.

Hello, comrades!

A peace treaty was finally signed the other day, officially ending the war with Vladistock Island. Troops have all been pulled out, and EPTO humanitarian units will likely be sent to Vladistock to aid in repairs and building homes for those who lost theirs in the conflict.

The rebuilding process in Krechenstadt is well underway, with most of the major damage already repaired. Large trees were transplanted from the Dubrovnik Mountains and taken to the Peoples’ Park, where the napalm damage is being fixed now. The Premier has also unveiled a plan to decorate Krechenstadt with a futuristic lighting system, which will turn the boardwalk into a bright, exciting wonderland, especially on holidays.

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The newly-scheduled elections for the Committee will take place this Friday, with a close win for the PLPK expected. The war in Vladistock lost the Socialists some ground, but it was a greater loss for the conservatives, who were blamed for the recent coup.