Government Building, Coyden, 1200 hours, 12.20.16
Polkovnik Ivan Sakharov strode purposefully into Primary Minister Anatoly Baryshnikov’s office. It was smaller than the General Secretary’s, and was much more spartan; Anatoly didn’t much take to decoration.
The minister turned his weary eyes towards the new arrival, dispelling the horrifying image of Luka Dreykov’s current condition from his thoughts. “What can I do for you, Polkovnik?”
Sakharov cleared his throat. “Sir, Stratarin is in need of some much needed expansion.”
“That’s a repetitive way of putting it.”
The polkovnik coughed, then marched on with his point. "There is some territory to the east that we could easily claim as the beginning… " he paused dramatically, “…of the Grand Expansion of Stratarin!”
Anatoly sighed. Sakharov was a reasonably competent officer, but sometimes Anatoly wondered if he hadn’t leapt out of an old-style propaganda advertisement. “The wha… you know what, never mind. Which eastern territory?”
Sakharov showed a conspirator’s smile. Producing a somewhat large map from seemingly nowhere, he splayed it down onto Anatoly’s desk.
“Right…” he hesitated as he navigated the map with his finger, “…here.”
Anatoly was surprised that his suggestion was quite moderate and made some sense. “Are there any natives in the area?”
“Well…” Sakharov trailed off. Anatoly’s eyebrows shot up in suspicion, leading the polkovnik to slight panic. “Only a few, of course, minister. Ahem. And we wouldn’t kill them, or anything. They would either be carefully cared for and welcomed into our Most Serene Republic! Or removed, should they so choose.”
Anatoly nodded. “Well, I’m impressed.” Sakharov’s eyes showed a slight manic glee, and Anatoly immediately brought him back down to earth. “What does Setzna have to say about this?”
“Set… Setzna? Well, erm, that is to say… they don’t know.”
Anatoly said nothing, only placing his head in his hands.
“But as long as we don’t landlock them, no problems should be had. Right?”
There was quiet in the room for a minute.
“If this launches us into another war…” Anatoly shuddered at the thought, having a flashback to the funeral he had recently attended.
“Oh, of course not! However entertaining that might be…”
Sakharov didn’t even realize his mistake until it was too late. Anatoly rose with all the rage of a tiger. “EN-TER-TAIN-ING!?!” he growled.
No man had ever seen Anatoly thus, and Sakharov was understandably quite frightened. “A slip of the tongue, of course,” he squeaked. “Nothing more.”
Their gazes locked for a second, and Sakharov flicked his eyes away. Anatoly took a deep breath and slumped back in his chair, suddenly exhausted.
“I’ll send Polkovnik Galkin. I can at least trust him to not start a war.” He felt a slight twinge of satisfaction as Sakharov’s mouth hung agape. “Your suggestion is appreciated, and your initiative is duly noted.” Anatoly paused. “Now get out of my office.”
Sakharov hesitated, mouth slowly closing.
“Go.” This word was spoken softly, but with a menace behind it more frightening than any force on Urth.
Waiting no longer, Sakharov fled the office.[edit_reason]Mizspelngs[/edit_reason]