Strangest dream ever?

Okay, so, there I am, right? And apparently I’m a super-hero of some sort. And I go chasing after this car that’s just kidnapped a girl. I get in, tell them to hand over the girl, and the driver forces the car off the road saying “Tell that to Keanu Reeves, the actor who instantly hired her!”

Crawling out of the wreck, I come across Keanu Reeves… except he’s a boxish psychic robot with machine guns behind it’s eyes and rocket feet. Battle ensues, is very short, and very deadly.

And then it changes, for some reason, into a scene with Freddy Krueger (I haven’t seen Nightmare on Elm Street, btw) apparently about to dip himself into boiling oils, while the psychic image of Keanu Reaves (more appropriate) watched. I woke up at that point, for obvious reasons.

Dreamland is a very, very strange and possibly drug-influenced place :blink:

It has been some one week ago. i’m not sure it has been the strangest, but… ok, here it is.

I was in Piazza San Carlo, one of the most beutiful places of Turin downtown…


… when a dinosaur, coming straight from Jurassic Park, came running against me and my mate. We tried to run away, starting an holliwoodian chase throughout the downtown itself. When we finally reached the next main square and the dinosaur was just going to devour us, i cried:

“Wait a minute! It’s Monday! Everybody knows dinosaurs sleep the whole day, on monday”

The giant lizard froze (probably a bit perplexed), then nodded (?!?) and fell asleep, so we went away happy and safe… with all of our limbs still attached.

… I agree with the drug-influenced considerations …

Perhaps it was when I dreamed I was back at my primary school, but it had been invaded by pirates. So I was leading a guerilla movement from the woods, while they had their pirate ships beached on the playing fields (the school is nowhere near the sea by the way).

I had a few interesting dreams in my life.

For a long time, almost every one of my dreams were set in the medieval times. One of them was a quite big dream. There was a big field, where at least four big armies fought against each other, and they all had different colored flags. There was a yellow army, a red army, a green army and a purple army. I was a soldier of the yellow army, armed with a spear and a sword. It was a bloody battle, and at the end, only the yellow and purple army was left. Than, the purples attacked, led by a big knight in full armour. One of the soldier next to me said: “Oh my god, here comes the most deadly knight of all!”. Than is said: “I don’t think he is so deadly”, and cut off the knight’s left arm. The purples immediately panicked and retreated, so we won. Than the dream jumped to another scene. The purple knight was now sitting in a hut in the mountains, holding his cut left arm and said to a romanian peasant: “So, can you put it back to it’s palce?”. The romanian sighed: “It will be a difficoult operation, but we can manage it.”

Some years later I saw a film about Shakespeare and that night I had a dream about it. As you know, in those times, female characters were played by male actors too. Well, I was an actor in my dream, and I had to play a female character in a play, so I was dressed as a woman. The play ended and was just coming off from the stage when one of my classmates from primary school came to me and said: “My dear lady, you delivered such a fine performance, and you have such nice clothes, and…”.I cut in at this point: “And you, my dear lord, a quite stupid, becouse you should know that I’m László, your classmate.” Than, the director of the theater came and said to the actors:“Alright folks, we must go, the noble one is ill, so we have to preform at his house .” So we had to go there, where we had to dance in front of a man, who was in be. The dream suddenly cut to the ancient
Rome, we I was walking with my classmates in the streets, at night. Suddenly two man bursted out from a house, holding a big statue in their hands, running away. Somebody shouted:“Quick, they stole the statues of the Godess Diana!” So we ran after them.

In one of my more recent dreams, I was a policeman in the USA. Well, I haven’t been in America, so the place looked like Hungary. I was waiting with several other policeman at the front of a bank, with guns in our hands. Suddenly a gang of bank robbers run out the bank, and we arrested them. The leader of the gang was a woman, and she was played by Jennifer Lopez. The robbers were put in different cars. Miss Lopez was put in my car, at the back, I was sitting on her right and another policeman was sitting at her left, while a third one was driving the car and said:“She is a big catch. She is one of the most wanted criminals of the states. They say she can escape from everywhere.” While he said this, miss Lopez produced a pencil form somewhere, and tried to stab me with it, but I took it away from her, and said:“Another such atempt, and you will be shot.” Eventualy, the sun went down, so we stopped at a typical resort we can see at the lake Balaton in Hungary. But during the night, miss Lopez escaped, so we had to chace her through the resort and eventualy captured her.

In my last dream for today, I was dropped into a James Bond film. I was in a place, which was full of people doing their buissnes. Than http://www.bondmovies.com/allies/q.jpg
, the man who always gives Bond his gadgets, came over to me and said:“Glad you are here, I would like to show you your new car. It has a new engine and has two machine guns under the headlights.” I got into the car with two other men and drowe it out to the street. The city looked like Chicago, but I didn’t have time for that, becouse I started to chace another car. The typical things happened and than I lost the car. Than the dream cut to Japan. I was at the coast, where several railway tracks met. There was an enemy henchman there. I pulled an arm, and a train come suddenly, hiting the henchman, and it went away, on the water. There was a sign on it, saying: “TO MOSCOW”. Suddenly a voice said behind me:“That was great move, you changed the whole Japanese railway system. A turned and I saw http://www.bondmovies.com/allies/quarrel.jpg
, http://www.bondmovies.com/allies/leiter.jpg
and http://www.bondmovies.com/girls/honey.jpg
, all from the movie “Dr No”. Well, we started to go towards Dr No’s base, Honey killed another henchman on the way, than we sit down to rest. Honey was sitting on a top of a hill, Quarrel and me at the foot of the hill. Quarrel said to me:'Hey, look up, Honey is not wearing panties under her skirt.” The End, but James Bond will return in…

I have a recurring dream wherein I am in a generic cityscape full of buildings, and an exceptionally large tyrannosaur is on the loose. I always spend the dream darting from subpar cover to subpar cover, hoping to eventually find something that will be enclosed enough to hide me, accessible, and strong enough that the dinosaur can’t smash its way in.

I bet all the spiky helmets in the north that Keanu Reaves would splatter the Purple Knight, both tyrannosaurs, and all the school pirates at the same time.

Lazlow, you remember your dreams with impressive detail.

Yes, I have most of them written down.

My most recent dream involved me driving a Trabant that was flying. Then it broke down over a city (I wrote that I thought it was Cape Town), the floor came out, and I fell from the sky in a driver’s seat.

That dream about the Trabant is really hilarious! Would you be former East German PlayStation Portable? Of course the car is just about a cult classic now.

My dreams are pretty turbid these days but I’ve had many involving tornadoes and general violent weather. Sometimes my family is with me. In one of the more recent my wife went into a house and locked the door before I could get in and I hung onto a pillar being pulled sideways by a twister. Hmmmm. Marital message in there? Another was taking my kid and hunkering down in a ditch as one passed over us but feeling safe and happy that she was with me while watching the debris fly by over us.

I had an interesting dream last night. I was watching the movie “Raid on Rommel”. But it was quite different from the real movie. This movie had an all-star cast, which included Bud Spencer, Terence Hill and David Nieven among the others. At the start a lot of american http://history.sandiego.edu/cdr2/WW2Pics/82522bg.jpg
tanks was rolling forward in the desert, followed by american trucks. In one of the truck were sitting Bud Spencer and Terence Hill. The next scene showed a british camp during the night. David Nieven was a british soldier and he was putting a silencer on his Webley revolver, while he was talking to the other soldiers around the campfire. The third and last scene showed a german http://www.freedom.hu/IIvh/Fegyverek/Nemet/Pancelosok/Tank/Pancelosok/PZI/pz1_2.jpg
tank going in the desert. The crew was talking very casualy, despite the fact, that an artillery projectile just hit the ground next to them.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067650/

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That dream about the Trabant is really hilarious! Would you be former East German PlayStation Portable? Of course the car is just about a cult classic now.

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No, I wasn’t born in former East Germany. I do think the Trabant is a pretty cool car, though, even though it breaks down a lot. :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m in this office-type place, trying to get out with a Wii, while clones of the Kids Next Door and this giant pod-monster thing try to kill me.

I managed to defy death and escape, but the Wii gets broken in the process. Dammit.