The Confederacy of Argentinian Provinces

As the leader of the Confederacy of Argentinian Provinces, I am proud to introduce my nation to you, most dear Sirs. We are a peaceful friendly people. Therefore, don’t expect serious troubles from us.

Here is some information about ourselves.

The Confederacy of Argentinian Provinces is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The government – a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass – juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 39%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Furniture Restoration.

Crime – especially youth-related – is relatively low. Argentinian Provinces’s national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation’s many lush forests, and its currency is the peso.

Howdy.