The Great East Pacific Deathmatch

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Bob Dobbs, THE Preminent salesman, and prophet of his own faith, there are those who say Bob Never existed, but then again there are those who say things that they themself never existed, capable of moving at right angles to space time, and possesing of the fabled Third Fist, Bob Dobbs, may be your man, but so may the hobo who wets himself for quarters by the railroad tracks.

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Bob Dole, Former Senator, Canidate for President, but known today for his use of Viagra, and being turned on by Brittany Spears before we found out she was a Nut job, Bob Dole would like yoru vote, because a vote for Bob Dole is a vote for prosperity and a healthy government, Bob Dole supports your rights, and Bob Dole Supports Freedom, Bob Dole, Bob Dole, BOB DOLE!

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Using the power of the Third Fist, Bob Beats Bob
5 to 3