The Nicest Citizens

Bai Lung is ranked 4,853rd in The East Pacific and 128,144th in the world for Nicest Citizens.

Nasty b@st@rds!

The Third Imperium is ranked 116,286th in the world for Nicest Citizens, with -33 Smiles Per Hour (net).

A Slanted Black Stripe is ranked 77th in The East Pacific and 3,096th in the world for Nicest Citizens, with 65 Smiles Per Hour (net).

This places us among the top 5% in the region and the world. That’s probably nice enough. We get a lot of tourists and we like their money, so we smile a lot. Inwardly, we’re frowning though. These tourists trample our culture, leave a mess in our hotel rooms, and they don’t tip very well.

Bachtendekuppen is ranked 346th in The East Pacific and 11,762nd in the world for Nicest Citizens, with 24 Smiles Per Hour (net).

  • Pours on the saccharine *

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Almonaster Nuevo is ranked 14th in Canada and 2,240th in the world for Nicest Citizens, with 80 Smiles Per Hour (net).

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Bai Lung is ranked 4,970th in The East Pacific and 131,912th in the world for Nicest Citizens.

A Slanted Black Stripe is ranked 73rd in The East Pacific and 2,977th in the world for Nicest Citizens, with 68 Smiles Per Hour (net).

We’ve moved up a few places and added a few more smiles per hour (net) since May 13. We’ll be nice about it and wish everyone else good luck in being nicer.

Bai Lung is ranked 4,578th in The East Pacific and 123,502nd in the world for Nicest Citizens.

Bachtendekuppen is ranked 381st in The East Pacific and 13,446th in the world for Nicest Citizens, with 22 Smiles Per Hour (net).

A Slanted Black Stripe is ranked 81st in The East Pacific and 3,222nd in the world for Nicest Citizens, with 66 Smiles Per Hour (net).

Bachtendekuppen is ranked 675th in The East Pacific and 20,716th in the world for Nicest Citizens, with 14 Smiles Per Hour (net).

That’s significantly lower than last time. Wonder what’s going on.

A Slanted Black Stripe is ranked 68th in The East Pacific and 3,048th in the world for Nicest Citizens, with 70 Smiles Per Hour (net).

Four more smiles per hour since October.

Bachtendekuppen is ranked 527th in The East Pacific and 19,283rd in the world for Nicest Citizens, with 15 Smiles Per Hour (net).

Bai Lung is ranked 3,850th in The East Pacific and 110,711th in the world for Nicest Citizens.

Bai Lung is ranked 3,950th in The East Pacific and 112,608th in the world for Nicest Citizens.

Bachtendekuppen is ranked 550th in The East Pacific and 19,627th in the world for Nicest Citizens, with 14 Smiles Per Hour (net).

A Slanted Black Stripe is ranked 62nd in The East Pacific and 2,933rd in the world for Nicest Citizens, with 74 Smiles Per Hour (net).

Another gain of 4 smiles.

Bachtendekuppen is ranked 1,197th in The East Pacific and 34,952nd in the world for Nicest Citizens, with 10 Smiles Per Hour (net).

The Fourth Imperium is ranked 496th in The East Pacific and 17,799th in the world for Nicest Citizens, with 17 Smiles Per Hour (net).

A Slanted Black Stripe is ranked 57th in The East Pacific and 3,103rd in the world for Nicest Citizens, with 75 Smiles Per Hour (net).

One more smile per hour.