TEP Delegate Spotted in Fashionable Hoodie
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SOMEWHERE IN TEP - The delegate of The East Pacific has made a rare public appearance this Saturday morning, apparently shopping in a popular clothing store, Dalimbar Dresswear & Dungarees. The paparazzi arrived on the scene shortly thereafter, which consisted of a backwards hillbilly named Jethro toting a Polaroid disposable camera and his dog “Scoots”. Some guy named Bluto arrived later with a video camera with the price tag still on it, presumably pilfered from New South Hell. Police are still inquiring on his whereabouts.
“The store is so bright!” McCloud said as he stared at the flash from the Polaroid camera like a deer in headlights. “Camera!”
The delegate has made very little cameo appearances this term, and rumor has it he lost his mind some time ago. Sources indicate that a certain type of neurotic personality has always been a part of his demeanor, so all may not be lost. Regardless, some say his transparentness is a good thing, others say he prefers chocolate over vanilla. They would, of course, be wrong.
He was spotted wearing some kind of green dinosaur hoodie, possibly of the aquatic variant. He was also wearing non-tinted glasses, and had his hair raised slightly, probably from trying on many different types of clothes. A pile of clothes were peeking from the dressing room, indicating that he had already went through racks of clothes before arriving at the recent outfit.
When asked if he was going to buy said hoodie, he responded by saying “everyone likes dinosaurs.” Clearly this is a political move. “I like to wear the latest in Loopian fashion,” he added, probably as a cover. When reminded that Loopian fashion involves a lot of caek and Apple logos, Todd added, “apples are a good food one can live off of for a weekend or so.”
Todd was also asked about the recent crisis in the game. He responded by saying “there was a crisis?”
Before he bolted to the cash register to pay for the garment, someone commented on the fact that he had apparently tried on a pink hoodie with the Packilvanian HIVE logo on it, but did not buy it. “But I’m already assimilated,” was his only response. He then left the store and seemed to be walking toward “Krulltopia Carrots, Peas, and Dates”, probably to continue his search for “water that tastes like pretzels” (Editor’s note: the water comment is merely speculative, as we only heard water and pretzels in the same sentence).
This news reporter was able to trade the photograph snapped earlier for an x-men action figure owned by some person named Unibot, who probably stole it from A Mean Old Man (at least that’s what he appeared to look like). Jethro was pleased.