Proclaimed from a taken-verbatim message sent directly from Listonia:
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FROM THE DESK OF HONORABLE DEPUTY OF TOURISM
Father Stapen Evesuni has proclaimed the glorious nation of Listonia’s borders to be open to a select few of tourists who are screened and deemed capable of admiring the Listonian Ideal and the Glorious Leader. Father Evesuni wishes for other individuals to learn about the amazing Listonian Ideal and how it has made Listonia into the most stable and free nation within The East Pacific.
To qualify, you must pass a full background check and health screening. In addition, each venturer must submit a short response as to why they wish to visit the glorious land of Listonia and provide 50,000 LV (equivalent to $2,710 USD). Any additional information that you believe will aid in our selection process is welcomed.
If you are accepted, you will be instructed to arrive at Skendia Kozomuyey Airport in Skendia, Vekaiyu, where all tourists will board a plane bound for the beautiful city of Ye’leli. Guides will accompany you as you are able to sight-see various wonders of the powerful capital and attend a ceremony honoring our supreme leader, Father Evesuni.
To qualify, send email to email@example.com. You will receive a prompt response approving or denying your request.
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