We're here! We think...

On behalf of The Confused Confederation of Skeptics (CCS), I might be happy to be here in The East Pacific. We’re a relatively new nation, unless we aren’t, and are looking forward to participating in regional affairs. But only if this isn’t all just a dream.

Sincerely,

Gregory Porucha
CEO of Questionable Meat
Citizen of The CCS

Welcome to the East Pacific! Hope you’ll enjoy your time here.

Welcome to TEP.

Hello,

My name is John Johnson and I am the East Pacific’s meat inspector. We here at the East Pacific like our meat to be in good edible condition and not questionable whatsoever. Therefore your Questionable meat must be inspected so as to make sure that it is within East Pacific standards. Please prepare your facilities for meat inspection immediately.

Sincerely,

John Johnson
Chief Meat Inspector
Department of East Pacific Meat

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Please prepare your facilities for meat inspection immediately.

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We welcome any inspector who is skeptical of our products. Please understand, if something is not questionable in The CCS, then… well… I’m not really sure. But I assure you with uncertainty that it might never have or will happen.

Gregory Porucha
CEO of Questionable Meat
Citizen of The CCS