HELLO
AS IT WAS ORDAINED, AS IT SHALL BE:
THE END TIMES ARE UPON US
N-DAY APPROACHES
THE END TIMES ARE UPON US
THE NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE NEARS
TO SAVE US FROM OBLITERATION, WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT
OUR COMPETITORS WILL ATTEMPT TO CONVINCE YOU THAT THIS IS A SERIOUS GAME – DO NOT BE FOOLED
IT IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT TO REMAIN SILLY AT ALL TIMES
IGNORE THE NAME (THE WAYS OF THAECIANS ARE INSCRUTABLE AND WISE)
IF VOTED DELEGATE I WILL:
— REQUIRE THAT EVERY CITIZEN MAKE 20 PUPPETS AND JOIN OUR FACTION FOR N-DAY
— INTRODUCE A STRICT TRAINING REGIMEN IN THE USE OF DIGITAL ENHANCEMENT TOOLS
— IMPOSE THE OPPOSITE OF A CURFEW ON THE NIGHT OF THE EVENT
— CONTINUE TO NOT TAKE THIS GAME SERIOUSLY AT ALL, PARTICULARLY DURING N-DAY
