(Joint post with Cowlass)
23rd December, 2023
Norgsveltian Embassy, Cynebury, Tretrid
Estrid took a sip from her wine glass as she looked through some pictures on her phone. Smiling to herself as she looked through the time she had spent in Lapiliszna with Esta. Finally having been able to meet her brothers, and get to know her better. Her girlfriend was rather… peculiar. Her girlfriend was a beauty in the eyes, and she certainly was willing to show it off. The two had a lot in common and she genuinely enjoyed her time with Esta.
Yet Esta was clearly not the most normal person she has been with. Especially with how her subjects treated the Jarlynja. Less like a leader and more a goddess. Though that’s just exciting, right? With a small giggle she finished her glass, she should likely make some final preparations for the ball, but a small call to her darling girlfriend wouldn’t hurt right? Putting the phone on her shoulder she gave a call to her favorite Enshrined Spirit.
“Living Goddess Esta the Protector, how can I help you, my favorite gothy.” Esta spoke with a tease. Sounds of metal dropping in the background.
“Thought I’d give you a call before I go and have such a wonderful time at this Yule Ball.” Estrid spoke in a bit of a sarcastic tone. Not that she thought she’d have a boring time persay, but rather missed the entertainment her girlfriend brought.
“Oh how dreadful Yule… Don’t flirt with any cute girls while your there now~” Esta gave a teasing tone. “Or else I would have to smite them from the Urth~” It still sounded like a tease but damn if it didn’t almost sound like a threat.
“I don’t know… I like it when you get jealous and clingy~” Estrid teased as she poured herself another glass of wine, letting out a small giggle. “Like there are any girls as beautiful as you, darling. I hardly could keep my eyes off you when I visited Lapiliszna~”
“Oh~ You should see when I get really jealous~ I’m basically a cold blooded killer~” Estrid could hear Esta put away something into a shelf. “Of course, no girls are as beautiful as me. I’m a basically divinely crafted~”
“With that knife collection of yours you’d make for a ridiculously good one.” She joked, chuckling at her girlfriend’s comments. Taking a sip of her wine glass. “You certainly are divinely crafted, If I was drinking more you’d have me make the oh so most vulgar comments my dear~” She said in a teasing and posh tone.
“I would never dare say something sinful, only the most highest of praise escapes my lips~” Estrid heard a brief scream far off in the background followed by a door slamming shut. “Spirits, it is cold down there. Are you keeping warm?”
“Hey is everything going okay over there? I heard a scream?” Estrid asked with a slight concerned tone in her voice. “Did you tease Ny’Jon too much again?”
“What scream Estrid?” Esta questioned back in a gentle tone, steps can be heard as she goes up a flight of stairs. “Is everything alright with you?” She gave a more concerned, if not scared voice towards her girlfriend.
“What? Yeah, of course I’m okay. I said I heard a scream on your end… Like in the background, did someone fall down or something?” Estrid asked, a bit confused by Esta’s comment, putting down her wine glass.
“No? There was no scream honey. Finally! My sofa, we had a lot of fun here~” Esta returns to her teasing. “So how boring are the Tretrid people?”
“I… Well they are not as fun as you.” Estrid couldn’t help but scratch her arm, being rather confused from Esta’s comments but didn’t want to linger on it. “The ball hasn’t started yet, so I’m just in the room given to me by the embassy here. Drinking wine as I wait for the ambassador to call for me, she isn’t exactly humorous either. She’s part of Nyveldet’s nobility.”
“Ewww Nyveldtians, always so boring and formal.” Estrid could hear the eyeroll. “Well just remember, always be stiff upper lip and whatever. How’s the room or are you not there yet?”
“I did already say I’m in the room, got some nice red wine with me.” Estrid said, taking another sip of her glass. “Are you busy with something? You seem a little absent minded. I can leave you be, if you need to focus on something.” She had a weak, concerned tone. “Just called because I missed you wonderful voice, sweetie.”
“Oh I was just thinking about you and you stole my thoughts away from me.” Esta gave a giggle, “I missed you so much too honey. I think I will get myself some red wine too, then we can pretend to be right next together again.”
“We could video call, I could show you my new dress.” Estrid said in an excited tone. “My ambassador has been rather dull, so please keep me entertained while I wait for her to give me the signal that the ball will start.”
“Oh! Yes, please! I love you yes!” She was extremely excited about having a video call. Akuanists always love video calls, “I wanted to ask first but I didn’t know what you was doing.”
Estrid started the video call, keeping her phone held high so Esta could see her wearing a tight fitting black dress that showed off her long legs and black lipstick. Playing with her raven hair as she posed for her girlfriend. “I look good right?” She said with a warm smile as she held her wine glass up.
Esta was wearing her sleepwear, it being an all purple and black long dress. She had a bit of wine on her cheek, and she clapped her hands together. Resulting in her phone dropping onto the floor. “Ay- Oh shit I dropped my phone.” For a brief moment the camera was facing the floor, until the Enshrined Spirit picked it back up.
Estrid giggled at her girlfriend’s clumsiness, taking a sip from her wine glass. “You are absolutely adorable.” She gave Esta a teasing smile.
“Sorry, I was a little happy seeing your face again.” Esta gave a warm smile, taking a piece of cloth to wipe her cheek. “Ny’Jon, can you hold my phone for me?” Few moments later, the video was moved slightly, so one could fully see Esta in her outfit.
“As always you look wonderful sweetie~ As tasteful as the wine~” Estrid teased. “How is Ny’Jon doing? You haven’t given him too much work, right?”
“No no, of course not. I just make him carry me around.” She gave a joking tone. “Oh, you are just ravishing Estrid~” Politely speaking to a nearby servant to bring her wine bottle and a glass in Nys’tat’en.
“Thank you~” She couldn’t help but let out a giggle. “But genuinely, how’s Lapiliszna doing? I know I was there not that long ago but well. East Borea seems almost on the verge of conflict each day.” Estrid gave her girlfriend a concerning look. “Did you watch Ingrid’s speech from a few days ago? Ending it off with proclaiming her harsh opposition to Blåskog.”
“Oh it’s almost always on the verge of conflict, that’s just our little neighborhood.” Esta rolls her eyes, “Yeah I saw her speech, dad was screaming for hours about it or whatever. Oh! So Union Square pulled out of Blaskog and Lapliszana right? So now we got get his Union Triangle just completely unoriginal.”
“Your father doesn’t exactly do his best to beat the Anti-Akuanist allegations.” Estrid said in a rather negative tone as she took a sip from her wine glass once more. “I heard your brother, Wilan, has been going on diplomatic tours of his own, trying to better Blåskog’s reputation and now openly critiquing your father?”
“Yeah, he never was going on too. Tall stick is doing his thing around, pretty sure he is trying to be a king or whatever. Spirits this wine is grand, oh oh! I got new generals now too, a bunch of weirdos though but they’re Tall stick friends. I fired the old ones and got the ones he wanted.” Esta snapped her fingers, “Umm! Ny’Jon wait your doing stuff. Ah never mind who cares about their names.”
“Is that so? How is Torster and Velina doing?” Estrid asked leaning in as she took interest in the topic, taking a sip from her wine glass. “Can’t see for me Torster staying on the sidelines in this.”
“Oh killjoy is running around talking to the old boring people, and stuff. Hosting parties and getting people on his and Wilan’s side for whatever.” Esta sipped her wine again. “Lot of boring people are traveling to meet here, and then go back home. I don’t know, but at least I get to see my niece more often now! Ny’Jon got really good at changing diapers.”
“Oh yeah did you get to babysit her? I remember Torster mentioning that idea so he and Velina could spend more time together.” Estrid said, keeping her warm sweet smile. “Or well he said it was because he was busy with work and parliamentary meetings, but I think he just wants to spoil his wife.”
“Yeah! She so cute, but really noisy and cries a lot but Ny’Jon really good at calming her back down.” Esta gave a warm smile. “She is so cute, I sent Peacock a bunch of photos, you know how much he loves children, even more when they’re babies.”
Estrid had to giggle from how much Esta was gushing about her niece. “Good thing you had Ny’Jon there then. You can do all the positive things about having children, such as taking pictures of them, playing with them and all that. While stuff like feeding them, changing them and the like. Well that you put on as Ny’Jon’s responsibility.” She said in a teasing tone towards Esta, taking a small sip of her wine glass.
“Yes.” Esta replied sharply, refilling her wine glass. “Ny’Jon you are not allowed to retire until the kids are adults and ready to leave the house… Maybe.”
Estrid could hear a sigh from behind the camera but the butler kept himself quiet otherwise. “Poor, poor man. Not only does he have to baby you, but now also your niece?” She shook her in mock disappointment.
“Also yes, now Ny’Jon hand me the phone and go get me another bottle~” Esta jokingly teases back. Taking back the phone, “He is well paid for this you know, plus I think he kinda likes it. Oh spirits about my niece right? This little gremlin was crying, so I was looking for Ny’Jon and you wouldn’t believe who I ran into at my very own palace!”
“Well I think he likes babying you more than he likes to baby your niece.” Estrid said, rolling her eyes as she took a sip of her wine glass. “What was it, your motherly instinct? Your work spirit?” She teased her girlfriend more.
“Shush before I smite you. No it was umm.” Esta snaps her fingers, “What’s that man called who the government the one people vote for?”
“You mean the prime minister? One who took over after Mrs. Stenberg resigned?” Estrid asked, taking another sip of her glass. “What about him?”
“Yeah that old woman, yeah so she is in my palace. I had no idea! She was meeting Torster and Wilan for something. I don’t know, I guess they told me beforehand but I was busy being a Goddess and hosting a festival to pay attention.” Esta is handed another bottle off screen, and Ny’Jon takes the phone again.
“I. What? So, they’re talking with the old prime minister, and not the current one?” Estrid was confused trying to make sense of Esta’s ramblings.
“Uhh, old one yeah! Her! That woman, I didn’t stay long because I was looking for Ny’Jon but that reminded me to tell you that Torster and Wilan give you their best wishes.” Esta says proudly in her complete ignorance of what is going on behind the curtain.
Estrid just had to let out a sigh, though she had a smile on her face. “You’re very oblivious, you know that?” She said in a joking tone. “How’s Torster’s wife doing? Have you and Velina been on good terms?”
“Yes we have, I been really good at speaking my mind around her and she remembers not to be in the room when I first enter so she is not required to kotow.” Esta gave a smile. “Though I think she is cheating on Torster, she gave Ny’Jon her phone number for ‘emergencies’ or whatever.” She gives air quotes.
“I will make it clear, I don’t have any such relationship with her or anybody else for that matter.” Ny’Jon said behind the camera, sounding genuinely annoyed at Esta’s comments.
“Esta stop thinking with your mind in the gutter.” Estrid said, rolling her eyes, taking another sip from her glass finishing it. “She isn’t some ‘lady of the night’ alright?”
“Hey! I’m just looking out for him. No one ever dated him before her okay? He doesn’t know what to do. So I have to look out for him.” Esta crossed her arms in a serious look.
“Esta. They’re literally married. With a child.” Estrid said, pouring herself another glass, her third one already. Opening her mouth to say something again.
Esta interrupted before her girlfriend could speak. “So was my dad, but he still had Ny’Kuil in his office all the time.” She was confused, why being married with children would exclude cheating somehow.
“First. I did not need that image in my head. Second. I was arguing that your brother likely knows what he is doing.” Estrid said as she shuddered at Esta’s comments. “Surprised your brother didn’t have a partner before Velina however. He seems like the type who’d have many girls and guys after him.”
“Nah, he was a complete mama’s boy. Never went outside that much, always reading or doing something boring. I don’t think he even looked at people until he went to college.” Esta pours herself another glass, not sure how much she has drunk already. “Plus Trudi scared away anyone that tried to date him anyway so he would focus on his studies in Boringology.”
“You’d think a mother would be happy that their son had a successful love life.” Estrid said, shaking her head taking a sip from her wine glass. “Perhaps she didn’t want her mama’s boy to grow up.”
“I guess.” Esta shrugs her shoulders, “Either way they make a really cute baby! Right Ny’Jon? Right!” She didn’t wait for him to respond.
“What she said.”
Estrid giggles at Ny’Jon’s tired reply. Being about to make a comment about it to tease the poor butler before she heard a knock on her door. “Ah, that must be the ambassador. I’ll call you up again later!” Estrid said in an excited tone. “Don’t get yourself in trouble!”
“Not allowed too! I have Goddess stuff to do!” Esta gives a laugh, matching Estrid’s tone. “Love you gothy!” She gave a wave bye.
“Love you too little crazy! I’ll call you back when I can! Bye!” She said giving a quick wave before ending the call. Clearing her throat she walked up to the door revealing a blond female elf dressed in a dark blue bunad with eagle symbology on it.
“Your highness, are you ready?” The elf said with a clear authoritative voice, making way for the Royal to pass.
“As ready as I can be, lead the way Mrs. Anettedatur.” Estrid said following the ambassador out, with lack of pockets she put her phone into her dark purple handbag.