The Security Council (hereafter, “we” or “our”) hereby declares and urges all member nations (hereafter “members”, “nations” or “you”) to bring joy to themselves and in turn to their citizens during Christmas:
We don’t want a lot for Christmas
Peace and joy are all we need
No more fights over C and C, R and D and RNTs
We just want to see more peace
More citizens to say cheese
Make our wish come true
All we want for Christmas is you
(Oh… yeah)
We don’t want a lot for Christmas
Hope you find more top artworks (oh yeah)
Don’t care about the zombies underneath the Christmas tree
We don’t need more nuclear weapons - blowin’ up the human-ity
Challenges and sports bring more joy - with a win on Christmas Day
Hippos can go on some dates
Make money on world fair trades;
Make our wish come true
All we want for Christmas is you
(Cheer up, yeah)
Oh, we won’t ask for much this Christmas
We don’t ever want a coup (really)
Hope you’ll-all keep story-tellin’ - all across the multiverse
We won’t fight or argue over - shall or will or gnomes or cheese
We won’t even stay awake to hear those magic hamsters click
'Cause we just want you here tonight
No instas ‘n’ pillow fights
What more can we do?
Oh, nations, all we want for Christmas is you
(Oh, yeah)
Uh-oh, all the lights have blown up so gone dark everywhere
(Hamsters gone home, yeah)
Still the sound of nations’ laughter fills the air
(Oh, yeah)
Hope everyone start singing
We want these joyful tinglings
Members won’t you get the citizens what they really need?
Won’t you do some joyful good deeds?
Oh, we don’t want a lot for Christmas
This is all we’re asking for
We just wanna’ see all nations
Spreadin’ joy 'cross all the seas
Oh, we just want you to have fun
More than you could ever know
Make our wish come true
Oh yeah, all we want for Christmas… is… you
All we want for Christmas is you, oh yeah
All we want for Christmas is you, oh yeah