“Dear, I love you. But I think you need to lower your obsession of having every outfit be perfect.” Johanna said in a tired tone as she and Jørgen walked arm in arm into the Blåskovian castle. With the two wearing matching suits, of gray and white color schemes. With the inclusion of silver buttons that tied all things up, with the buttons being of the Symbol for the Bjørn family. Though small differences between the outfits existed, with Johanna’s dress jacket having light blue snow crystal symbology around the sleeves. “Not that I think you aren’t adorable when designing our outfits, or obsessing over my comfort in them. But we are over half an hour late.” She gave him a smile to reassure she was mainly teasing.
“So? We’re fashionably late and besides, we look fantastic.” The Jarl gave a warm smile, waving a waiter over to bring them glasses of wine. “Also I have you know that every artist is obsessed with their craft, if not outright mentally ill. So what you’re really saying is I should be less than an artist and more boring.” He takes a glass of wine in hand, taking a sip of it. “Look on the brightside, Johanna. When they look at you, they’re going to think first about your lovely suit rather than anything unpleasant.”
“Careful.” Johanna said simply giving a small warning look towards the boy as she grabbed a glass of white wine, taking a small sip from it. He wasn’t completely wrong but that doesn’t mean she likes it. “I’m simply a woman who values punctuality, that is all my dear.” She gave him a small peck on the cheek as the two entered the ballroom, in which she noticed the music being surprisingly more modern than she expected from such a gathering.
“Oh, live a little, being late or enjoying life is never the end of the world.” He plants a kiss on the older woman’s cheek. Noticing the music being played is some of Wilan’s favorite songs. “Hm, though he would play something more classic rather than his playlist.” He quietly spoke, looking over towards his darling girlfriend. “Shall we greet the new king or do you prefer to meet my big brother again when is not allowed to be mad at you given the circumstances?”
“Might be wise to greet him, seeing this is his castle and his party.” Johanna said with a small chuckle as the two walked more into the ballroom, though with her stopping the two right before they were to head towards the new king who was conversing with a red haired elven noblewoman. Though the noblewoman was smiling Johanna couldn’t help but find her stance to be… off. The red head seemingly not able to keep herself in one place, it was subtle but it was the continuous moving side to side that Johanna found curious. Though her thoughts were broken when she saw the concerned look from Jørgen. “Ah sorry, just thought it be important to mention that you should likely take the lead here. You two are… friends after all.” She gave him a reassuring smile.
“It is no pressure, don’t let us interrupt. We can go bother the old King of Norgsveldet for while you two have your talk.” The Jarl kept his smile up, getting ready to avoid the fuck out whatever political nonsense going on.
“Oh no, do not need to worry about this. Elveta was just congratulating me.” Wilan said with a smile as he turned around to face the duo.
The noblewoman bowed her head in respect towards the two, having a smile on her face but one Johanna noticed was fake. “I’ll leave you three alone, thank you for hosting this event, your majesty.” She said giving a curtsy towards the king.
“Thank you for your service in the council, Arch-Princess.” Wilan said gently, grabbing the red head’s hand and giving it a kiss on top of it before letting it go. With the noblewoman still smiling as she walked away to leave the three alone.
“Haha that was awkward.” The good elven jarl smiled but spoke quietly, watching the noblewoman leave. “Times like these, I’m glad Vakrestrender has no other nobles than my family. Much easier than way.”
“Yes I’m saddened by the fact that my ancestor didn’t kill literally every other noble that existed here.” Wilan said, rolling his eyes at the Jarl’s comment as he turned around to face the Valkyr couple. His previous more formal manner was replaced with a warmer one as he had a genuine smile. “Care to introduce us?” He raised an eyebrow at the elven Jarl as he gestured with his head towards Johanna.
“Oh please, you know Johanna, she is on every channel.” He gave a joking tone, trying to move past the fact his great-grandpa was one of the most prolific killers in history. “Tell me about that unhappy noblewoman.” He gave a warm smile, looking towards him with utter glee in his eyes for gossip. “Did you get her pregnant? Maybe a one-night stand went wrong?” His imagination takes him everywhere other than politics and that boring dribble. “Oooh maybe you saw her dating an Akuanist and not being in utter control of the relationship? Maybe the Akuanist ordered a meal for them rather than her? Perhaps some sort of drama with her family? Did you have relations with some cousin or sibling?”
“Alright, Alright relax.” Wilan said, placing his hands up defensively letting out a weak chuckle. “No she’s not pregnant, yes I did fuck her. And no to the rest of those.”
Johanna couldn’t help but chuckle from seeing that interaction. “Nice to meet you, your majesty.” She said with a smile taking a sip from her glass.
“Oh, just call me Wilan.” The king said, rolling his eyes. “The formalities get quite dull after the 100th ‘your majesty’.”
“Right away your majesty Wilan, engager in romantic relations with single nobles of all of Blaskog.” The Jarl simply couldn’t help but joke again. “So who is pregnant then? Maid?” He of course wasn’t being serious by any measure. “I hope it’s a member of your staff less you get blackmailed by some other noble.”
“Gods you can be obnoxious you know that?” Wilan crossed his arms, raising an eyebrow at the elven Jarl. “Also you not exactly much better, Mr. I find my prime minister hot.” With him gesturing with his eyes once more towards the shorter woman with them.
“I was dating her before she became my prime minister. Thank you very much.” He gave the utmost noble of ‘hpmh’ to turn his nose to him. “Besides, you’re that stray cat here. With those wandering eyes of yours.”
“Jørgen. You two fucked the first day she came to Vakrestrender.” Wilan had a smirk on his face raising an eyebrow at the Valkyr couple. His tone was utterly smug.
Johanna’s cheeks turned slightly red at that, before clearing her throat to get her boyfriend’s attention. “I did not know you told him about that.” She looked upwards to him, a mildly annoyed look.
“Told me? We had a phone call the morning right afterwards, in which he told me all kinds of details~” Wilan taunted, lying a bit only to get the Jarl into trouble.
“What.” Johanna’s tone became icy cold as she crossed her arms, her look becoming more like a glare towards her boyfriend.
“Don’t you look at me like that, I share no details about anything crude but I did mention your name. Which led me to you hiding certain facts about you did it not.” He poked her nose with a finger, taking a sip of his wine. Knowing full well what is in store for him later. “Besides you knew I called him earlier in the morning.” He gave a warm smile.
“Ah, true.” Johanna’s cheek was a bit more redder from that fact clearing her throat. “In my defense, everybody but seemingly you knew about those details of mine.”
“Yeah, you not knowing about the scandals was on you, man.” Wilan said, giving the Jarl a small amused look. He said as he looked towards the prime minister. “If it makes it all better, he did praise you~” He then gave the Jarl a teasing smile as he glanced towards him.
“Wilan be silent before I take my leave.” The Jarl gave an annoyed stare. “So which maid got you pregnant? Was it Esta’s mom?” Frankly he was throwing fish at the barrel trying to figure out a way out of this.
“Look man you started this, I’m just firing shots back at you.” Wilan once more lifted his hands up defensively, a chuckle leaving him. “But I’ll stop If you do? Agree? Ceasefire?” He raises an eyebrow at the Jarl.
Johanna was still giving an annoyed look towards the Jarl, her arms still crossed.
“No, I have an angry girlfriend because of you now.” The jarl smiled back politely, giving a quick side eye to Johanna before back at Wilan. “So Ny’Kuil huh?”
“I hate you.” Wilan crossed his arms giving a glare towards the Jarl before turning his attention towards Johanna. “So prime minister, huh? Well again.” He had a small smirk saying that though was quick to replace it with a more polite smile. “Congratulations for the election at least.”
“Thank you, I did better than I expected. And well, I didn’t expect there to be actual cosplays of me.” Johanna said with a polite smile as she turned her attention towards the king, no longer glaring at her boyfriend much to his relief.
“Should have seen her face on election night.” Her boyfriend gave a very polite laugh. “Oh she was so flustered, even more-so at her pop song for the election. I thought she would faint with embarrassment.”
“Well, yes!” Johanna said her cheeks turned a deeper shade of red, as her arms were even more tightly crossed. Not acting with the same calm and stoic personality she was known for. “First there is a v-tuber model of me with way too much physics, than they create a pop song for me for election campaign and than they have a chibi version of me during the actual election on top of the polling meter.” She let out a slightly frustrated sigh.
Wilan had to muffle his laughter placing a fist over his mouth, shaking his head in amusement.
Jørgen didn’t muffle his laughter in the slightest. He fully and warmly laughed out loud. “Spirits, I swear mainlanders in Norgsveldet and Nyveldet always lose their minds when they see how Vakrestrender handles its elections… Okay I think everyone in the world would not understand our elections but hey we get good voter turnout at least compared to everyone else.”
“I’d ban anime if it wouldn’t crash the Valkyr economy.” Johanna mumbled under her breath looking away, taking a big sip from her wine glass. She wasn’t serious, she was just annoyed and embarrassed.
“You gotta show me videos of the election.” Wilan said, chuckling out as he dried off some tears from his eyes.
“Johanna that would simply be anti-Akuanist, and no one likes a self-hating Akuanist but other Anti-Akuanists.” Jørgen poked Johanna’s nose with a teasing smirk. Then looking back at Wilan, “Oh you can look them up, they’re on all official Vakrestrender government accounts.” He sips his wine, still giggling. “Truly I believe Vakrestrender successfully developed the best political system for elections. Streets full of cosplayers dressed as their v-tuber candidates for the voting booth, body pillows to raise funds and so many pop songs made.”
“Jørgen. You realize that makes Vakrestrender sound like the biggest evidence that democracy is just a popularity contest and nothing more, right?” Johanna said with a tired sigh shaking her head, with Wilan already getting on his phone to search it up on the Valkyr government site.
“Well yeah, isn’t that what an election is about?” One couldn’t tell if Jørgen was joking or being very serious due to him still giggling about how embarrassed Johanna was.
“Jørgen…” Johanna muttered out frustrated, shaking her head as he said. Turning her attention towards the elven king. “Please don’t actually sear-”
“Too late I already am.” Wilan said with a wide smirk as he quickly typed on his phone, before the chuckle left him. “Oh my. Jørgen, did you design her v-tuber model?” He gave the Jarl the dirtiest smirk he could ever give. Causing Johanna to rub the bridge of her nose as she let out a tired sigh looking down towards the floor still utterly embarrassed.
Quite possibly in the most ‘Akuan’ gesture Wilan has ever seen in his life. Jørgen raised his hand and lowered it in quick succession. “I may have had a hand in designing it~” He gave a teasing glint in his eye looking towards his girlfriend. “Both hands Wilan.” He looked over at Wilan, still giving a joking tone.
“I don’t believe you.” Wilan teased out as he scrolled down further.
“How are the citizens supposed to take me seriously when I look like that on their TVs…” Johanna muttered out embarrassed.
“Oh the chibi version just utterly adorable.” Wilan said in a slight gushing tone. “It’s utterly adorable how she switches from her serious to her excited personality depending on the result. She even has a fencing sword!”
Johanna just let out an annoyed groan as the king continued on, making her take another sip from her glass. A large one as she finished it completely.
“It’s time like these, I love my isles. Mostly because everyone outside of Vakrestrender thinks it’s just a joke we do and completely unaware we’re fully serious with it.” Jørgen gave another laugh. “Oh spirits, ask Olav about his own v-tuber avatar he gets so angry about it. Honestly you should just spend a day watching news channels in Vakrestrender, we completely made it all into anime.”
“I definitely should, this is utterly ridiculous.” Wilan chuckled to himself, shaking his head in full amusement, still looking down at his phone. “Oh here is the music video you were talking about.”
Oh which one?” Jørgen tilted his head curiously.
“There is more than one??” Wilan looked up to Jørgen.
“I’m grabbing another glass of wine.” Johanna said with a sigh as she began walking away, her cheeks still fully red.
“Yes there is an album, twelve songs. Every candidate for prime minister has an album. Only four music videos though, but I pulled a few strings so Johanna gets six videos.” Jørgen finished his wine glass. “Of course there are not-full songs but small little musical numbers for every debate opening and closing with all the candidates’ avatars singing together. Helps make sure we’re doing this all in good faith and in the name of the community.”
Wilan looked up from his phone as he made sure that Johanna had walked away from the two of them, his amused smile going a bit away as he turned to a more serious expression though only for a moment as he put away his phone. Shaking his head in amusement before giving the Jarl a small smile. “Well I see you all certainly do elections a bit differently.” He said warmly. “But If I can be more genuine for a moment? How are you two doing, like genuinely?”
“Well ummm…” He rests a hand behind his head, scratching the back of his neck. Looking genuinely worried for a moment, only speaking when Johanna was a good distance away. “I seriously messed up when it came to her family but she did forgive and did help us grow as a relationship but spirits.” He gave a weak chuckle, moving another hand to his tight to straighten it. “I thought I was going to be seriously harmed for a moment… Not by her of course but… good spirits…”
Wilan raised an eyebrow at that, giving a small nod. “I am assuming it must be something that you can’t share.” He asked, giving an weak understanding smile.
“Not if I don’t want to see what a Laperousian would do.” He quietly spoke under his breath, barely audible enough for Wilan to hear. His eyes darted around the room for certain select people. “But no, I can’t. It is not my place to discuss such things.” He gave a sigh, regardless. “How are you and Eric holding up after your wife’s passing? I know you had your troubles and all but still. I know what it feels like…”
“I understand.” Wilan said with a small sigh, with his shoulders tensing up before relaxing a bit. “Well, I’m doing well… I know it might sound harsh, so I’m sorry. But I think I just have to be honest with you.” He gave a moment to let the Jarl prepare himself. “When my wife died… I didn’t feel saddened, nor was I distressed. Only when my son was, was I as well. So my focus has mainly been helping him deal with it, and well… Some days he can handle it well, other times not so much.”
“Thats… Rather disturbing to be honest.” Jørgen gave a weak smile at Wilan. “It is good you are there for Eric, it is a critical stage in their development believe I know. You couldn’t imagine how Olav’s children was when he had to tell them that uncl…” He trailed off in his words, falling silent as a mouse. Simple looking at Wilan for a few moments, trying to prevent himself from having an emotional outburst.
“Trust me… I’m not exactly proud of myself.” Wilan said, looking away for a moment, letting out a heavy sigh. “I don’t know why I didn’t feel much when she died, but I didn’t. And I feel awful for it, but I hardly had time to think about why, I’m a dad and by gods anything else can take second importance to that.”
Jørgen didn’t speak again for a few moments, still collecting his thoughts. Finally speaking after a couple of painful minutes. Only speaking in a low-tone, “Yeah…”
“Sorry…” Wilan scratched the back of his head, as he let the silence fill the volume. The elven king is not even willing to look the Jarl into his eyes.
“I don’t know how to politely change the topic, so uhh… Do you still do that one thing with fish?” Jørgen gave a extremely awkward tone.
Wilan was quiet for a moment before a chuckle creeped out, breaking the silence. With him having to hold his stomach for a moment. “Gods… You’re still very much the same social awkward extrovert that you were decades ago, you know?” He gave a small smile.
“I didn’t hear any suggestions from you now.” Jørgen gave a soft laugh joining in with Wilan. “I might be a tad awkward but frankly, I get to claim that right as Akuanists because everyone else is far weirder to us. Who doesn’t openly discuss their feelings.”
“Everyone but us are weird, hmm?” Wilan gently teased before letting out a small chuckle. “Alright, If you don’t mind me asking but. Have you dealt with speciest based issues with dating Johanna? Seeing how the tradition is like over it.” He said in a kinder tone, trying to sound as supportive as he can while mentioning it.
“Ha, no.” Jørgen gave a awkward smile, fixing his own tie. “Rather uh, harsh issue to deal with only a couple of centuries of tradition to deal with it. At least it’s only three hundred years rather something far more extreme.” He went to drink his wine, but it was empty leaving him dissatisfied. “People can be pretty old fashioned.”
“Well it makes sense when one thinks about how long we live.” Wilan let out a small sigh, taking a small moment before continuing on further. “We can live for over a century, which inevitably affects our dating lives.” He looks down on the floor for a moment before looking Jørgen in the eyes. “But you can’t choose who you love, so continue on even with the opposition. Just be, well, prepared. I have to do the same as well…”
“Do the same? Wait, do you actually have a secret wife now?” Jørgen tried to make the discussion far more upbeat and trying to run the fuck away from this subject. “Please spirits tell me it is Ny’Kuil, and I’m not just saying that because Esta always brings her up.” He desperately looks around for his emotional support, prime minister.
“Okay calm down please, and don’t speak so loudly.” Wilan said, putting his hands up gesturing to the Jarl to lower his volume. Giving a serious look towards the shorter elf. “It does involve Ny’Kuil, but it is genuinely very complicated, so please give me a moment to explain everything.”
Jørgen was completely stunlocked, staring at him for a few moments dropping his glass only to have Wilan catch it in his hand. “What the fuck Wilan.” He dropped any attempt of being polite or having a joking tone. “You didn’t actually, you are just messing with me in a cruel jest yes?”
“Just be quiet.” Wilan said, gritting his teeth as he placed the Jarl’s glass on a table. With a sigh he took out his phone, to find the album from earlier before handing the phone to Jørgen. “They are Ny’Kuil’s children, and… my siblings. You know how my father was like… and well, he kept those two hidden from me and Torster. I only found out about them by accident.”
“Oh thanks the spirits, I thought you…” He looked through Wilan’s phone, seeing through all the many, many pictures he had of them. “Does Esta know? Spirits above I can’t imagine her being quiet about this in the slightest.” His heart genuinely skipped a beat for a moment.
“She does… kind of.” Wilan rubbed the bridge of his nose, as he tried to find the best way to explain it as possible. “My father told her about their existence, but he told her that they were mine. So, when she went to visit them. Well, she told them I was their father.” He put his hand up to make clear he wasn’t fully finished. “I did try to tell her the truth, but you know how she is. She refused to believe that it could be our father’s kids, and said it only made ‘sense’ that they were mine.”
“Those poor poor children…” His eyes linger on a photo of the two kelves holding up a homemade sign, stating ‘I miss papa.’ It was of course misspelled and in Ny’stat’en so who could blame them but that was regardless of they looked. “Spirits I can’t imagine what that poor woman went through.” His eyes still looking at the photo.
“She… She went through a lot…” Wilan said, gritting his teeth before he breathed in and out. “I looked through some stuff my father had on his computer after his death, and… well. To say that he wasn’t nicest to her is to say the minimum. It’s… not my place to tell you the details.” He leaned against the table trying his best to relax but it was hard for him. “When I visited them, they naturally thought I was their father… So, I acted as such. I know I’m lying to them… but I couldn’t bring myself to tell them they had a dad who didn’t even care to visit them, a dad who…” He stopped up, catching his breath as he closed his eyes.
Jørgen reached over to give him a hug, patting him on the back. Being gentle with his tone. “It’s alright you’re doing a great job, I know you are.”
“It’s hard. So yeah, I’m likely going to marry her, If she takes me.” He looked up from the table, as he gave a small hug back to Jørgen. “It needs to be done, for her children and… she is pregnant. They all need someone to be there for them, for once in their lives. Even if it hurts once it’s all gone.”
“That good, that’s good. The kids need a good father, I just hope Eric takes it well.” The jarl gave a warm smile, before catching up with the rest of his words. “Wait, pregnant?” He spoke in a soft and kind surprised tone.
Wilan took a step back and let out a sigh before scratching the back of his head. “Okay. So… I know it was a foolish decision. But last month, me and Ny’Kuil… Well. We got drunk, the children had a baby sitter and well I think we both just were stressed. I didn’t think too much about it until Ny’Kuil revealed to me after the coronation she been… feeling a bit unwell.” He leaned his back against the table before continuing on. “It’s not a guarantee, I’m getting her to the doctor to be certain.”
“Ah… Um.” The good and very socially well adjusted jarl spoke in a very soft tone. “Wilan… What the in the spirits-around-us were you thinking?” He crossed his arms, staring at his ex in uttar judgment. “I am not going to tell you just how… Messed up that is.”
“I know, I know.” Wilan said with a sigh. “It is a problematic dynamic with her being my maid and her… ‘relationship’ with my father. It was one night of drunkard foolishness.”
“It’s your little sister’s bloody mom!” Jørgen spoke up very loudly now having to be hushed down by the King. “What in the name of all that is good and in harmony are you thinking? Did you lose your mind somewhere? I can hire someone to go and find it for you.”
“…Did you steal that from Olav?” The elven king raised an eyebrow at the Jarl, having his hands ready to silence him if he was to unnecessarily speak loudly again.
“That is besides the point, spirits around us. What were you thinking? Dear spirits bless your heart and warm the shores of your mind. You not only engaged in relations with that poor woman after everything your father has done to her. You then got her pregnant? Do you even understand what that is going to do to Esta’s mind?” The jarl was flabbergasted, truly struck by the stupidly of this man.
“…Esta already knows.” Wilan said quietly. “She practically has been actively pushing us together for… well a long time.”
Jørgen started to gag, holding a hand over his mouth. Coughing violently, a sick feeling in his stomach. “She needs therapy. Skip the brewmasters. Straight to therapy.” He shaked his head, holding a hand to his stomach. “Spirits, I think I’m going to be sick.”
“There is a lot of stuff about her that would make you sick…” Wilan muttered very quietly under his breath as he tapped his fingers on a wooden table. “While I’m not deny my little sister’s… less than good mental health, It will be matter for another time.” He said clearer in a calm tone. “I’m thinking asking Ny’Kuil about marriage tomorrow after we’ve been to the doctor.”
He kept holding his mouth for a few moments. Attempting to process that word refuse pouring out of Wilan’s mouth. “I need a drink and a seat.” Jørgen pulled out a chair and sat at the table behind the new King. “Spirits…”
“Want me to give you a moment alone to gather your thoughts?” Wilan asked, placing a hand on the Jarl’s shoulder comfortingly.
“You keep saying it will be a matter for another time but this is just insane… While you might not care about religion. I and many others certainly do. She shouldn’t have been enshrined let alone in-charge of anything.” Jørgen looked up at Wilan with a serious expression on his lips. “She can’t keep going like this, she going to slip up and the rest of us will have to pay it.”
“That is why I took a precautionary measure. I’ve ordered Torster to become her spokesperson, he will help filter her for the public and keep up her appearances.” Wilan tried to sound comforting as he spoke. “And I don’t think you give her enough credit, she has been an Enshrined spirit for a decade now. I agree she likely should never have been in that situation to begin with, but hey with Torster helping her things go far more smoothly now.” He gave the Jarl a small smile saying that.
“It’s been a decade of us and Olav covering for her. Spirits, what if she starts truly losing it and begins to start hurting people? We can’t cover for her then, I doubt Olav would be willing either despite the disaster it would do to Borean Akuanism, let alone of us.” Jørgen rests his head between his palms. “I and the rest of my family had to fabricate a image for her, and that can’t go on forever with her mental state.”
Wilan just was quiet for a moment, completely quiet as his face for a moment fell for just an expression of raw coldness. Though it was only for a second or less before a smile came to his lips as he nodded his head towards a maid taking two glasses of white wine from her plate. Placing one of the glasses in front of Jørgen, before grabbing a nearby chair to sit down next to his ex. “I’ll have a talk with Esta about her state, a long conversation I promise. I’ll figure it out, okay?” He gave a kind look towards the Jarl’s eyes. “I promise our little crazy will become better.”
He doubted his words, but he was too tired to keep going on with this. Taking a sip from his wine, Jørgen spoke again. “You better have a good long talk.”
“I will.” The king placed a hand on the Jarl’s knee giving it a comforting pat.
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“Six bloody songs… You’d think four would be enough but no I need two extra.” Johanna mumbled under her breath as she walked away from the two elven men, clear heavy steps being taken in the heels she was in as well. With her headed towards a table that had several glasses of different alcoholic drinks. “’ThErE iS mOrE tHaN oNe?’ give me a break.” She ‘mimicked’ Wilan’s voice as she kept speaking to herself before eventually grabbing a cocktail drink.
In gods awful accented Valkyr Nys’tat’en. “Oh. My. Spirits. Is that the Johanna? One from all the music videos?” Jeanne Pierre walked up with her usual angry expression, holding a glass of water. “Please sign all of my merchandise made overseas in a sweatshop.” The far shorter woman approach.
“I hate you so much right now.” Johanna said in Frakanic, knowing very much how the Côtois were over language primacy. Not that she blamed them when everybody else in Crown Realm prefers Norgsveltian. She let out a tired sigh as she took a sip from her glass before glancing down at her. “How you doing, my dear shortest sister.”
Switching back to a civilized language, Frakanic. “I am cold, in a room full of people I wished to bomb and in a palace that was built by slaves. So I would say pretty good.” Jeanne took another sip from her water. “Have I ever mentioned how I hate it when you look down towards me? Come on, let’s take a seat somewhere in a dark corner like a bunch of anti-social freaks.”
“I’d still be looking down at you, you know?” Johanna gave her a small teasing smile but gestured with her head to let the short sister lead the way.
“Dragonfire take you.” Pierre quickly replied back, taking her seat in the corner of the room. “How come you and Eve got all the height? Actually I know why Eve did but why did you?”
“In fairness, Eve is not that tall. You’re just short.” Johanna said as she sat down next to Pierre, the two having a moment alone away from the rest of the guests gathered at the party. Though the king’s peculiar music selection was always audible everywhere. “We all get different things from our families. Me and Eve got the height, though mainly me. Then you and I got what Eve complains about not having.” She let out a small chuckle shaking her head.
“I am only below average height in the Federation.” Pierre rolled her eyes, crossing her arms together. “Besides you quite literally did get everything from our family. If anything, you got lucky while Eve and I got screwed over.”
“Which is below average kemonomimi height, which is quite a bit.” Johanna had a small smirk before taking another sip from her glass, her arm resting below her chest. “Hmm, I guess you’re right I did get everything, huh?” She kept her smirk saying that.
“I’m going to break your kneecaps.” Jeanne took a sip from her glass, mocking Johanna’s form with an arm under her chest. “Then, I’m going to get them fixed so I can break them again. Eve can hold you down.”
“You two truly are a pair of very envious little sisters.” Johanna taunted further, not letting herself be rattled that easily. “We can’t all be blessed.”
“These hands. Your throat.” Jeanne put down her glass on the table, clapping her hands together and made a choking motion. Then returning to sipping on her water. “Tall bastard.” She quietly muttered underneath her breath.
Johanna placed a hand on Jeanne’s head patting it. “Dear, dear. It is quite alright, you can cry on your big sister’s shoulder.” She taunted further before pulling slightly away as she saw her glare. “Fine, I’ll stop my teasing.” She rolled her eyes.
“I am the big sister, it’s my nickname.” Jeanne took a finger to pull her lip into a smirk. “According to Valkyr News, you’re the older sister who is going to make everything okay and comfortable for everyone.”
“Yes, and I had to rearrange my personal image to fit into that narrative.” Johanna said with a small groan, straightening her back as she took a sip from her glass. “Remember despite all our differences, we are all family and together as a family we can prosper.” She moved her arm more upwards saying that, speaking in an almost motherly tone as she spoke in the voice she put up for the media. Before immediately relaxing her back afterwards. “It is very tiresome…”
“I almost believe you there, I think what you need to really pull it all together. Some soft V-Pop music, several children looking up at you while you give one of them a pat on the head and at least a dozen more close-up shots of your… Face.” Jeanne picked up her water glass, taking another sip of it.
“Spirits I miss how politics was like in Norgsveldet. As tensious it could be and stressful, it at the very least didn’t feel embarrassing.” Johanna took an even longer sip from her glass, and looked towards the wine bottle that was on the table. Knowing full well she was gonna be drinking quite a bit if she was gonna talk about it all. “You know Areuína, right? I ate breakfast with her this morning, and let me tell you. She had a field day with me telling her about the Valkyr way of making politics interesting.” She rolled her eyes at the memory of it.
“I have been saying it for years, Valkyr people have no sense of shame. Do you know that- Well you live there so you do actually know but they wear cosplay in public and it’s normalized? They just walk around in broad-light. Not a drop of shame doing so either.” Jeanne rested her hand against her face. “They really like doing it when foreign leaders are visiting Vakrestrender… I have seen so many people try to look angry in suits and dye their hair white. I felt like I was being mocked.” Jeanne finishes off her water, reaching over to grab the wine bottle and pour it for herself. “I am going to need just a little bit of wine.”
“Pour some more in mine this gonna be a long night If I’m gonna tell you everything.” Johanna said, letting out a weak chuckle, shaking her head. “I’ve gotten used to the cosplays unfortunately, it honestly not too much of an issue for me anymore as long the people wearing them are suitably covered. Jørgen called me too ‘close minded’ and that I need to be more ‘relaxed’ in my mindset.”
“How often is that? That they wear enough coverings for themselves?” Jeanne reached over, having to stand up to reach across the table to pour wine into her sister’s cup. “I can tell you, it won’t work. They seem to enjoy annoying people who don’t want to show off.” She returned to her seat, placing the bottle of wine in the middle of the table and took her first sip. “Next time I am required to visit Vakrestre- Vaksres- I am speak Nys’tat’en, and I still can’t pronounce that name.”
"It’s why I ensure only Jørgen gets to see me in something other than a suit. Otherwise the amount of other type cosplays will increase by a dozen more percentages.” Johanna said, taking a small sip from her glass. “I forgot to ask, but Jørgen wanted me to ask you this. How’s Alexandra handling the Federation’s heir training? You know how he is, he is concerned about the royals, he is like their big brother. So I hope I could put some of his worries to rest.”
“Haven’t broken her down crying yet, but I’m working on it.” Jeanne gave a laugh, forgetting a moment just how horrific sounding her laugh was. “She is doing well, taking to the Côtoise culture very well but hanging around Hjørdist clergy too much for my taste. I’m planning on having her sit in on a few meetings in the Crown Realm meetings, she needs to leave the Federation more often on her own to meet with people in the realm. Don’t want her to become too much like a Côtois and not enough of a figure for the realm.” She takes a drink of her wine again. “This wine is absolute hogwash, but it do the job.”
“Good, good. Jørgen had said he was fearful that your all goal was to ‘convert’ her to socialism.” Johanna couldn’t help but let out a small chuckle at that notion. “Especially after Matriarch Ingrid’s more… unique political comments at the new year.” She gave her younger sister a small smile saying that. “I’m glad though, I think our new Crown Princess will do her duty well. Even if it did ‘inspire’ a certain Eyjarian artist.”
“You can’t tell right now, but I am extremely upset.” Jeanne stared back deeply into Johanna’s eyes. “Little far-right rat will get what is coming to her.”
“Careful, we don’t need more international incidents because of ‘happy’ accidents.” The older sister gave a small teasing smile at that as she took a sip from her wine glass.
“Won’t be an accident and be a real tear jerker.” Jeanne rolled her eyes. “Besides that, Charlotte has been doing well. No health complications and just a perfect little baby.” Before Johanna could even speak, Jeanne reached into her pocket to grab her phone. Already breaking out the baby pictures.
“Aww she is very adorable.” Johanna couldn’t help but smile warmly seeing the picture, leaning down to look closer. Her reaction being more warmer than she has been in the past on matters like this. “Jørgen would absolutely adore these pictures.” Her tone was almost like the tone she used for her Valkyr image, but actually genuine.
“Yea- Wait.” Jeanne looked up towards Johanna. “Say that again, in that tone.”
“Jørgen would absolutely adore these pictures?” She asked, her tone not changing as she raised an eyebrow at her little sister, almost about to speak up again before Jeanne beat her to it.
Jeanne still held on to her phone but used her freed hand to cover her mouth to muffle her laughter. Having to keep laughing for a few moments. “Oh my dear Johanna, the tone you just used.” She pointed towards Johanna, placing the phone down onto the table to use her finger to raise a smirk on her lips. “You used that tone you use in your political ads and speeches.”
Her cheeks reddening from that being mentioned though she gave a cold glare towards her little sister. “I-I well. Stop laughing.” Johanna’s eyes kept its glare towards her, no longer having her ‘motherly’ tone anymore.
Jeanne placed her phone back into her pocket. “Oh no, Johanna is becoming a proper Valkyr now. Next thing I know, you’re cosplaying characters from anime, having a figurine collection and wearing plastic, see-through aprons anytime you go out to eat so you won’t dirty up your clothes.” She did not in fact, stop laughing.
“You should be happy that I’ve converted, or else I’d slap you.” Johanna muttered out as she grabbed her glass taking a sip from it.
“Oh cry about it in your cosplay.” She rolls her eyes, then suddenly looks back at Johanna. “Wait, your birthday is in October.” Jeanne took both her fingers to push up her lips to make a smile.
“Wait, no. No no don’t you dare, you little-”