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KZSHZTTello, this iKKHSZBKKRT We waKKZRTables. We SZKRTtatic.
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“Sorry, couldn’t 'ere you there mate. What was that?”
Do you have questions for us, then?
“When’s the operation begin? We’re all ready over here.”
In a few days, I expect. Possibly even tomorrow.
“Amazing. I hope this goes well.”
KKSZZRTm KKRTZHKT. We KKRTnt to lKHZRT caKKHZRT
(By the way, there is a serious static problem going on right now.)
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KKSZZRTm KKRTZHKT. We KKRTnt to lKHZRT caKKHZRT
(By the way, there is a serious static problem going on right now.)
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“What’s that? You want a bomb and a pizza? We’ll send it right over.”
KZZHTe waBZZKSHT caKRTZZBSTid.
…And we’re in! Do you think there’s anything more we should do?
“We should probably just cleanse the area entirely and move new people in.”
Should we annex this land?
“Annexing it does sound tempting… but making the land inhospitable also sounds nice. We could probably just annex it, ethnically cleanse it, and move our own people in as I suggested.”
“What ho. I’m L… well, you can call me Strat,” greets an interesting voice, each word carefully enunciated. “I just wanted to point out that I didn’t think this was supposed to be a conversational thread, and it’s rather turned into one. I was also wondering if anything would be done about it.” The voice coughs a little, than finishes, “Anyway, thanks for your time! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some more Fourth Walls to break.”
“I love breaking Fourth Walls. Can I come too?”