Hello,
You’ve reached the Atlaesian Government Hotline. Ask any question, and we’ll answer it. It may be factual, or it might be just entertaining enough to us.
“Hi,” a voice chimes in with a distinct north Strataric drawl. “I’ll take one pepperoni pizza with sausage. Oh, and gimme some lemons on that too, please.”
“GREETINGS MY ATLAESIAN FRIENDS!!” a voice with the thick accent of Stromharad blared. "WHAT BANK IN THE ATLAE ISLES IS EASIEST TO ROB?!?!
“Is this the Krusty Krab?”
“Uh herro, is this da orang chiken restaurant”
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“Hi,” a voice chimes in with a distinct north Strataric drawl. “I’ll take one pepperoni pizza with sausage. Oh, and gimme some lemons on that too, please.”
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Sir, that doesn’t seem to be a question. We will get you the pizza, nevertheless. Where would you like it to be dropped off?
If you don’t tip the drone that sent it, we’re sending another, and it will be armed.
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“GREETINGS MY ATLAESIAN FRIENDS!!” a voice with the thick accent of Stromharad blared. "WHAT BANK IN THE ATLAE ISLES IS EASIEST TO ROB?!?!
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The one on Sesame Street.
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“Is this the Krusty Krab?”
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No. Take a left, go to the ocean, and dive 500 feet down. Hope you brought a scuba.
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“Uh herro, is this da orang chiken restaurant” (sic)
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No. A drone will now be heading to your house.
Although, we do serve it on Mondays.