BFN - Beejonica Free News

Macrobee Closing In On Fantastic Financial Year

The Governmently controlled Macrobee Corp. Has announced it’s looking at finishing on an all time high in national sales at the end of this month, the last of the financial year in Beejonica.

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Macrobee Corp.'s HQ

Earlier today Macrobee’s Head of Marketing, Phil Gillburg, gave out a statement for the Corperation’s finacial status, which of course is important for the country as it holds a stranglehold on the economy of our country.

“Macrobee are on course to record an all time high of 57% of all sales in the country over the past twelve month in April 24th 2006 to April 23rd 2007. This is encouraging for the country’s economy, especially because of our new found status within The Eastern Pacific region. Hopefully with these impressive figures we shall be able to make partners in neightboruing countries in the near future.”

This time last year, Macrobee held 52% of all national sales, the projected 5% increase is expected to boost the economy by substantial amounts when tied in with the recent announcement of tax cuts. Whilst smaller businesses still exist, at the current rate of increase, Macrobee is expected to hold 100% of all sales by 2017. Something that has caused reactions from both Pro and Anti parties.

“Macrobee’s sucess can only be good for the country as our economy will allow us to move into a better, safer, enviroment. These are truly great time’s ahead for Beejonica” - Dan Wood, Head of Economy for the People of Beejonica.

“Whilst Macrobee’s dominence will be a good boost for the economy of Beejonica, basic human rights of choice will be lost forever, what if Macrobee fell behind in technology? That would put the whole country at risk from attack.” - John Henning-Sigen, Head of the Anti-Macrobee movement

Primanima Davidson Announces New Head of Foreign Affairs

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Davidson Speaking Today

Primanima Lee Davidson today announced the appointment of the new Minister of Foreign Affairs at Whiteplex, Central Beejonica. He spoke from his office at the Primanimanal House at 1pm today and the speech was broadcasted to an estimated 6 million people, 66% of the country’s population.

He has appointed Nico Armstrong, 37, allowing Armstrong to leave his position as Area Minister of Northern Beejonica where Mr.Armstrong won in a landslide vote in 2006. He starts on the 31st of April, taking over from the late Hasim Loker who sadly passed away at the end of last month due to Cancer.