The Security Council,
Denouncing the horrifying destructive actions perpetuated by the moderate extremist invasive government of Ever-Wandering Souls, and the nation’s role at the helm of the only region to currently hold two Security Council condemnations, The Black Hawks;
Troubled by the nation’s long running efforts to spread anime and other degenerate forms of media, including by wholeheartedly accepting fans of magical pony cartoons;
Concerned that the large quantities of toxic radioactive byproduct produced by the nation’s salt-mining industry pose a danger to the world at large;
Acknowledging that Harenhime, a known puppet government of Ever-Wandering Souls, is the author of this resolution;
Affirming that condemnations proposed to this body by their target are incredibly taboo in these hallowed halls;
Convinced that the World Assembly must take a firm stance against such erosive actions, and condemn all those involved in undermining this institution;
Hereby Condemns Ever-Wandering Souls.