The Security Council;
Observing the region called This Game;
Aware that it contains a number of nations;
Aghast that all of the nations in said region were previously perfectly normal nations, before their entry into This Game;
Horrified at the many monstrous things these nations now engage in, such as:
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Perverse raiding activity against innocent regions for twisted amusement
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Formulation of puzzling problems for national leaders
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Pursuit of a variety of petty international disputes
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Pursuit of a variety of petty interregional disputes
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Attempting to impose their will upon other nations via supposedly benevolent international organizations
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Argumentation with anyone and everything purely in the goal of being right
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General arrogance
Aware that not every nation engaging in these actions is in the region, nor is this Council able to condemn more than one region or nation at a time
Hoping that condemnation of This Game will serve as sufficient representation, in lieu of condemning every nation and region;
Hereby Condemns This Game.